Coolness problems solved! (Me and stuff style)
Have ever seen something that looked cool but you couldn't do it for obvious reasons? Well you're in luck because today I'll tell you some helpful things that I do.
Number one: For example: smoking.
Now I don't smoke. Nor do I want to but I think the way that people hold the cigarette is cool(don't ask me why I cannot say). So here's what I do. Introducing the Artist cigarette! Hold a pen, pencil, marker, paintbrush, whatever, in two fingers and boom! Imagination takes care of the rest.
Number two: This next one is kinda obvious and...idk dumb? Anyway For those non-coffee drinkers. We've all see fabulous coffee mugs but we don't wanna get them because well...it's for coffee. Here's something; fill 'em with herbal tea. Make it a dark one so you can scare your friends.
(It wasn't really much of a problem but moving on!)
Number three: Is it me or do soda cans look cool when someone's holding one? I dunno but they do to me. Anyway, so if you can't have or you hate it (like me. Which apparently is good *shrugs*)
Here's what you can do. LEMONADE! Yup! Pink, normal, strawberry and whatever other lemonade there is are in cans. So go out, buy a gangsta hat or something, grab a can of delicious lemonade and go have fun with the cool kids.
Stormy, dark lady of all is finished. *bows* thank you.
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