DC:

Eyyy! Let's start DC month news with a DC Segment! Did we catch you with that villain hook? Well, let's get right to it! They're baaaack! Jared Leto is BACK as your infamous DCEU joker! The dude played the crazy dude last in 2016's Suicide Squad (not to be confused with the upcoming THE Suicide Squad- cause apparently the THE makes it all different). Will Zack Snyder redeem this character too? What is Joker doing in a Justice League movie? I have no idea. Do you?

Guess who's also back? MR. Sophia Vergara- I mean, Joe Magnum... or however you spell his name. This epic dude was last seen in the DC world as Deathstroke for like FIVE SECONDS in the original BvS post credits scene. Is that what the white mohawk is for? Is that what it takes to get yourself a girl like Sophia Vergara?

Will Lex Luthor make an injustice gang/league/society/cabal with Wilson and Joker? I give it 50/50 chance. Thoughts?

Speaking of thoughts, DC is apparently still holding on to resident evil thot Amber Heard. Remember how y'all canceled Johnny Depp and Fantastic Beasts so many days ago? Yeah, where's that attitude! Though audience repulsion of this fantastic beast may prompt DC to reduce Heard's appearance in further movies. What does it take for them to drop her completely? You know who would be EPIC as a new Mera? Khal Drogo's orginial Queen, the one and only Emilia Clarke! (Oh, and her birthday was over the weekend! Though I think we're wishing her on February 29). 

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By: LintaAM

Scary movies: 

Speaking of returns, your favorite witch sisters are back! No, not the Charmed Ones (team OG all the way by the way). The Sanderson Sisters are back in Hocus Pocus 2, which has been green lit for Disney+. And yes, the original cast is coming back, duh! Can't have Hocus Pocus without SJP, Bette Middler, and Kathy Najimy. 

Let's all scream for... SCREAM! After 25 years, the original Scream trio is back for the 5th movie that is currently in the works! The film stars David Arquette and Monica Gell-I mean, Courtney Cox, along with Neve Campbell. Whoof! Imagine working with your ex for so many months. But that's all water under the bridge for this ex couple. 

Getting ready for scary month, catch your favorite scary movies on... whichever streamer you use cause let's be honest, this isn't sponsored content. Does ABC Family (or whatever it's called tomorrow) do a 31 days of scary movies? Who knows, I don't have cable.

Aaand I'm bored. Moving on.

Let's get to outer space.

Summer movies: 

I guess Earth is out of new movie locations, since everyone's going to Space! Who's next? Superman, I mean, that would be common sense? Is Star Trek back on the big screen? (You know I'd love me some Khan, we'll get to that in a sec). NO! It's Fast and Furious! The Etihad Towers weren't high enough I guess. Racing Space cars? I think I'd like to see it. Not much detail has been revealed how the plot, but they're going to space everybody. 

Oh, and the ladies are getting a spin-off too. 

And the first spinoff is getting a sequel now. We'll get more Shaw family, oh yeah! I think. I just want Luke Evans back. And Liam Neeson as Daddy Shaw wouldn't be too bad. Or is it Bruce Willis? Who do you think?

Anyway, back to Khan! Star Trek studios Paramount want to give KHAN NOONIEN SINGH his own spinoff! With Benedict! I mean, I could probably watch Cumberbatch narrating paint dry, but I suppose a suave, kind-saving superhuman sociopath will definitely do. I'm not complaining.

Space, I mean, Summer movies is (not) sponsored by: 

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You know what space has? Stars. And you know what stars do? Wars!

Star Wars: 

Guess who's ready for Star Wars? Ewan McGregor! Filming on the Obi-Wan series starts March 2021, it's set eight years after Revenge of the Sith and 11 years before A New Hope. 

Funny thing! We're talking about Star Wars on Mando Monday! Yeah, that's a thing now. To celebrate the very anticipated season 2 of the Mandalorian, everything Star Wars is participating in Mando Monday. Even the games! The stars are also getting into it, as they discuss the series and unveil the latest and greatest new toys, collectibles, apparel, yada yada, to hype you up even more if you weren't already. 

You know who probably isn't? Po Dameron. Check out why in the next segment. Meanwhile, I'll bite the bait and give you some Mando Content. 

Stardust: a Mandalorian Story

By: Andi_Cross

Right, that Po thing....

Marvel

Looks like Oscar Isaac is on a mission to take over the fandoms! This guy was in Star Wars, then he was in X-Men as Apocalypse, and now it seems he's trading in his bomber jacket for a... cape? Forget Shia LeBuff*, or Daniel Potter. New reports are in that Marvel is apparently pursuing Oscar Isaac for the Moon god following vigilante. And the series is being developed by the guy who also developed the Umbrella Academy. 

(*Yeah, I know I spelled it wrong. It's intentional. And it's Daniel Radcliffe if for some reason you've been living under a rock and can't find a Daniel Potter)

Talk about crossovers! You know who else is crossing over? The spidermen! It hasn't been confirmed confirmed, but strong rumors that Benedict Cumberbatch's Dr. Strange will potentially help gather multidimensional spider-men to help Tom Holland's Spiderman. And the other two are none other than Tobey and Andy! AWWWEESOOOME! And apparently having a magic doo- I mean, magic sorcerer means you can stuff everyone into poor Spider-man's movie. There's Strange. Probably Wanda. A million other people. And oh, maybe Hugh Jackman's wolverine. Who knows.

And we're back to full circle as we talk about... Villains again! It started with a battle of the Chrises, but ended up as scorning the privileged? Apparently Crisp Rat, I mean Chris Pratt is the worst Hollywood Chris, and people gave many, many reasons why. And that's what it takes to get the Marvel elite to speak up: when a white guy is made sad. Not when fellow female or poc or other minority cast-members are thrown under the bus. I'm not taking sides, man. I'm just the reporter. I'll let you argue what you think about that. 

Does this deserve an ad? Sure I guess. And since that was a controversial segment, I'll just shamelessly self-advertise. 

Strange Winters: Heroes Fall

By: LintaAM

K bye. See you, honestly, whenever we have enough news. 

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Signing out.