@leaderhyung

@yoongster

@hobubba

@minniemochie

@vhyunggie

@troublechild

.......

[One fine day in BTS dorm]

@troublechild
What colour is the sky?

@vhyunggie
Ay mi amor Ay mi amor

@troublechild
You say it is red.

@minniemochie
Ay mi amor ay mi amor

@troublechild
Where should I put my shoes?

@vhyunggie
Ay mi amore Ay mi amore

@troublechild
You say put them on your head

@minniemochie
Ay mi amore ay mi amore

@troublechild
You make me-

@yoongster
Wanna kill myself.

@troublechild
Hyung!! You broke the sequence!!😩

@yoongster
Sequence my foot! What are you blowing up my phone early in the morning??

@minniemochie
Its 12 in the noon.😑

@yoongster
Still very early for me.

@leaderhyung
I was working on a new song. And Jungkook, you will be appreciated if you keep your shoes in the rack.

@troublechild
😊

@hobubba
Who is in charge of cooking to day? I am hungry.

@minniemochie
Its Taehyung.

@vhyunggie
About that... can we just order? 😅Because I forgot to buy groceries in the morning.

@leaderhyung
But I saw you going out. Where did you go?

@minniemochie
He was probably distracted by a dog who looked like Yeontan and thought it was Yeontan and followed it, fought with its owner. Went to high court for custody and finally realized Yeontan is still sleeping peacefully under his blanket. Am I right?

@vhyunggie
God made you my soulmate for a reason.

@troublechild
Jin hyung wouldn't have made us starve.😭

@minniemochie
I miss Jin Hyung! When he will be back from the Military??

@leaderhyung
Not for another year.

@troublechild
🥺😭🥺😭😭😭

@minniemochie
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@vhyunggie
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@leaderhyung
Stop crying. We can go visit him in the weekend if you guys behave.

@hobubba
Really the house is out of shape without him. Nobody gives a damn to me. Namjoon now breaks things without hesitation. Yoongi has become a bully, he misuses his hyung card. Jimin always gets lost in the shopping mall. Taehyung continues to be weirder and Jungkook is half of the time either in jail or hospital.

@troublechild
That was just one day when I used Yoongi's pillow to wipe my nose.

@yoongster
If I can, I would still like to slit your throat for the audacity.

@hobubba
And the other time you went to jail for punching the vending machine.

@troublechild
I don't regret. The machine threw out all the ramyeon packets. I still have some in my room. But lets forget past.

@minniemochie
It was 3 days ago.🙄

@troublechild
Whatever.

@yoongster
Okay kids now you will be cleaning the house, having your lunch and go to sleep until stars show up. Got it?

@vhyunggie
But I don't wanna sleep! I woke up just an hour ago.☹️

@yoongster
Don't disobey your hyung. Or I will stop buying your favourite snacks.

@leaderhyung
Yoongi hyung, stop bullying the maknaes.

@yoongster
I am not bullying I am teaching them the lessons which Jin hyung should have taught instead to making them repeat 'Seokjin is worldwide handsome' 10times a day. Also, Kim Namjoon you fall under the 'kids' I addressed above.

@vhyunggie
*whispers to jimin* does he realize that we have our own cards?

@yoongster
*holds out ot5 atm cards*

@minniemochie
How did you get those??
😱😱😱😱😱

@yoongster
Found one in the kitchen counter, one in the bathtub, and two lying on the floor, and hobi gave his one last night when he was drunk. Now do as I say or these cards are staying with me.

@troublechild
This is the tyranny of AgustD. 😫😫

*yoongi walks out of the room*

@vhyunggie
He has become Minner.😠

@leaderhyung
Its meaner. Nevertheless he has. We need to do something with him.

@hobubba
I am really pissed on him today. But we cant do anything, can we?? Lets get to work.

Namjoon wash the car. Jimin and Taehyung clean the house. Jungkook do laundry and I'll be cleaning the bathroom.

@troublechild
Why wont Yoongi hyung do anything?

@hobubba
Hard to admit but he never litters the house. So it is fair for him not to do.🤷‍♂️

@vhyunggie
😮‍💨

*one eternity latter*
[Police entered the chat]

@police
Is this Bangtan household?

@leaderhyung
Yes.

@police
Your maknae, Jeon Jungkook has been arrested for breaking the law.

@vhyunggie
😱😨

@minniemochie
What did my Jungkookie do?? 😰😰

@hobubba
You're probably mistaken officer. Jungkook is a very sweet child. He can never do anything.😥

@police
Your sweet little brother has trespassed into the neighbours house and drank all the banana milk.

@vhyunggie
Hows that a crime?😡 Everyone knows banana milk is owned by Jungkook. Its his brand.

@police
That's not how the law works. I would request one of you to come and take him back tomorrow. He will be in the jail for one night.

*police leaves the chat*

@vhyunggie
I am going to kill that officer. 😡😡😡😡How dare he!! Jungkook didn't kill the neighbours (which I would be happy to see) its only banana milk. They can always buy more! Jimin! Follow me. We have a mission.

@minniemochie
I am ready.🔪🔪

@hobubba
You're seriously not planning to break him out of jail. You're worldwide celebrity! You cannot do that!

@leaderhyung
Jin is going to kill me. 😭Hobi take care of these two, I'll visit the police station.

@hobubba
Take Yoongi with you.

@leaderhyung
Nah, he is going to make matters worse by actually committing a hideous crime.

@vhyunggie
Hyung doesn't love us. He is still sleeping.🥺🥺

*at police station*

@leaderhyung
Officer, what Jungkook- *breaks the chair*

Opps, Sorry. What Jungkook has done is not acceptable but he didn't commit any crime.

@police
Mr. Kim we cant do anything here. *phone rings* Excuse me.

[5mins latter.]

@police
I am sorry for the inconvenience. Mr. Jeon will be immediately released. I am sorry for arresting him.

@leaderhyung
What? Why so sudden?

@police
We are sorry.

@leaderhyung
I am really thankful to you. I'll make sure he never trespasses again.

*at home*

@troublechild
I am home finally. 😭😭😭

@minniemochie
Jungkook!!

@vhyunggie
Jungkookieeee.

@hobubba
Aww kookie. I was so worried.

@troublechild
I am so sorry hyungs. 😔😔I shouldn't have done that. The fridge full of banana milk bottles was too tempting to resist.

@leaderhyung
I still wonder what made the police change their mind. 🤔

@troublechild
They said they don't want to cross Armys' path.🤷‍♂️

@yoongster
Oh Jungkook, you're 5 minutes late. You were supposed to be here at 6 sharp. The police took time.

@leaderhyung
Yoongi, was it you?🤨

@yoongster
Huh! As if. Why would I invite the trouble in my house?

@vhyunggie
The last phone call was police station in your call log.😏😏😏

@yoongster
Yah why are you checking my phone?!! 🔪🔪🔪

@vhyunggie
Found it lying under the sofa. 🙃

@troublechild
I love you hyung! You are such a softie.

@yoongster
Yeah yeah whatever. 🙄

@minniemochie
Can we have our cards back?

@yoongster
Not until Jungkook cleans my room. C'mon Chop chop!

@troublechild

.............

Thats it for today. See you next time.