Henlo ello! I am back from the dead! I have been stuck with writer's block for so long like shit, but i got somewhat an idea today. and yes this is the ending *wipes tears away*

im supposed to be working on a presentation about the philippines lmao but here i am writing

also i joined ao3 so you can find me there with the name nate_the_mate, i have no stories up. yet.

here ya go cunts!

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"Jin blease stop," Taehyung begged as he latched onto the older vampire's leg.

"Don't you ever say blease, i will kick and disown you as my son if you do." Jin walked with Taehyung on his leg. The older sighed after he realized he had to walk all the way across the kitchen again to get the baking soda he forgot to bring for his cake. "And besides i can't just stop Taehyung. I need to finish this order today."

"but i need attention!"

"You have a boyfriend you broken sippy cup!"

Taehyung stopped whining and looked up "Did you just call me for a sippy cup?"

"He called me for a dumb cunt tucker yesterday," jimin piped up from the corner of the shop, he sat on top of the counter, his legs crossed, a book in his hands and a sugar cookie in his mouth "where do you pull these names out jin?"

"jimin stop eating the sugar cookies!" jin shouts "and taehyung let me go, i need to work, and so do you or i'll fire you." five seconds passed before taehyung let go, jin smiled and thanked him for letting him return to his work.

the bell above the door outside the kitchen rung and taehyung sprung up from the floor, grabbed a handful of flour and stood beside the door. he smirked to himself as the light footsteps became louder as the person neared the door, he got ready.

"Yohoo!~ it is i, your lovely demon-" hoseok didn't manage to finish his sentence as taehyung smacked the flour in his face. Taehyung roared with laughter at hoseok's confused and offended face, the demon huffed, a small cloud of flour flew off his face. his eyes flashed with his purple colors and he grabbed whatever he found and threw them at the vampire.

due to his amazing aim and taehyung not paying attention to anything and just continued to laugh, hoseok managed to throw it right into his mouth. taehyung choked on it and stopped laughing, now coughing his lungs out.

"ha! that's what you deserve," jin snorted from his workstation of kneading some dough.

taehyung spat out a mouthful of rainbow sprinkles, his tongue hung out of his mouth and his face twisted into disgust "hoseok eeew."

the demon ignored him and went over to jin "i got another order, it's for that new shop downtown, you know that shop with-"

"the sugar gliders!?"

"-game cafe..."

"oh yeah, hehe game cafe. i knew that" jin laughed embarrassed at his own sugar glider outburst. he sighed and wiped his hands on his free! haru abs themed apron. 

hoseok stared with a blank face at the apron "uh nice apron."

"thanks, i bought it with my own money." jin smiled at him and grabbed the note from hoseok "you want one?"

"no-"

"too bad you're getting one," jin pulled another one out off thin air. this one bing fairy tail gray themed. not wanting to anger the other hoseok grabbed the apron with a grimace. (a/n you know that face he made when namjoon was dancing and the camera zoomed in on him and he was just like "meh") 

taehyung knew he was going to be the next victim of jin's apron attack so he ran. just dashed out the kitchen swing doors and into the early cold april air. he shivered as he began waking down the streets, no destination in mind really, just a peaceful walk-

"taehyung you dumb fuck watch where you are going!" someone screeched and the next thing he saw is someone and their bike flying over his head. the person landed with their legs up in the air and their upper body in a bush. the person didn't move for what seemed forever and taehyung was starting to think he killed someone.

then the person stood up, spun around like a ballerina, half of their face covered by a big red scarf and they wore a black beanie so taehyung had zero idea who it was. that was until they spoke again.

"oh you dumb cunt, it's freezing and you're wearing no clothes for this weather and neither do you watch where you-"

"baekhyun, is that you?"

"no, it's me becky." baekhyun answered sarcastically "anyway, i get you're a vampire but you can freeze to death- well not really death... you get my point-"

taehyung kinda zoned out from baekhyun's rant session. behind the other he could see a tall figure approaching them at a fast pace, it didn't take him long to see it was chanyeol. the clumsy fire demon stumbles into an old lady, then knocks down a rack of newspaper. baekhyun hear the commotion behind him and let out a screech.

"chanyeol!? i turn my back for three seconds and you're already causing trouble!?" baekhyun flailed his arms around as he ran up to him

taehyung laughed and continued his way down the streets. it was a rather quiet day, not as many cars driving and people buzzing around. he let his legs lead the way.

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"oh?" taehyung looks up at the sign. 'pets planet'. it's jungkook's work place, how he ended up here was a question again he had zoned out as he walked. how he wasn't dead yet was a question. taehyung shrugged and pushed the door open, a dinding sounds echoed in the store and gave the workers here a signal that someone was here.

it was quiet. well apart from that one parrot who was speaking to itself. taehyung walked furhter inside the store, it was a rather big pet store. having two stories. that's when he heard faint yelling coming from upstairs. quikcly he ran up thinking the worst scenarios.

he opened the second glass door and was met with a funny sight.

jungkook standing on a chair as he held something over his head, on each side of him two boys, both being blond, stood jumping up and down trying to reach whatever he was holding.

jungkook looked up and saw him "taehyung help me!"

"what is going on?" taehyung asked, the two boys turned around.

"jisung is insisting that he gets the key to the cash register first-"

"well i am the older jisung so i get to have it first-"

"i am the taller jisung, shortcake!"

"shut your mouth, you're like three!"

"you act like you're two!"

"baby chick!"

"dumb squirrel!"

a door slammed open down the hall, the of them both shutting up immediately. taehyung made eye contact with jungkook who breathed out in relief. the bunny looking vampire climbed down from the chair.

"what the fuck this commotion? im trying to take a power nap."

small but older jisung hides behind tall but younger jisung as the owner of the booming voice comes into view. taehyung had expected a macho man to come out because of how deep the voice was, so he was pleasantly surprised to see a babyfaced freckled boy come into view. his orange and pink hair tied up in a pineapple hairsyle (a/n no idea what it's called, svt had it wth one of thier stages and taeyong in one touch stage too, we just call it pineapple here dunno why)

pineapple boy looked at the key and sighed "y'all do know the cash register doesn't need a key and that that key is for that broken locker over in the back."

"oh," jisung one and jisung two said at the same time.

"now shut up." he turned around ready to walk away "oh before i forget, han jisung your phone keeps ringing." shorter jisung runs down the hall and the boy follows. the other jisung returns to work.

"crazy day?" taehyung laughed.

"the two of them have been bickering all day long," Jungkook huffed and started to put dog food up on a shelf "im lucky that felix can control them."

taehyung jumped up on the counter and sat down "how does he do it?"

"the boy's a fricking descendant of thor, im not messing with that tae."

"he's what!?"

"yeah i know right!" jungkook stopped with the dog food and faced taehyung "anyway, why are you here? don't you have your own work to attend?"

"jin threw me out and i kinda just walked here." taehyung shrugged.

"correction, you walked out off the shop because you crave attention 24 7." jungkook rolled his eyes as the older turned his head to avoid making eye contact with him, jungkook giggled walked over him. he put his elbows on taehyung's thighs and rested his head on the back of his palms "you big baby, now you have my attetion-"

"boop," taehyung smiled down at him after having booped his cute nose. he then leaned down pecked his lips "now that i got your attentipn, im gonna say, i love you~"

jungkook blushed "yeah i love you too..."