A crack fic,
☆Starring☆
Kawa (luketalksboys)
Iwa-Chan (cookiez-)
Jeff (@me)
Alfred
Arthur
Ppl (@world)

☆☆☆

Kawa was strolling the streets. Looking for someone to love.

Then, she came across the wonderful Iwa-chan, standing off to the distance. Iwa-chan's hair was flowing in the wind, looking oh so majestic.

Meanwhile, Jeff-kun (haha no) was taking a shower, singing a lovely tune. "Lalalalalalalallalalalalla~"

Just then, the Paw Patrol busted into the house¡¡

"Paw Patrol, put your hands up!" Someone yelled.

Iwa-chan and Kawa, who had telephoned to the house, scremed. They put their hands up, then rested them on the face of the yeller.

Another person with very big eyebrows walked in, and moved to the bathroom where Jeff was showering.

Mr. Eyebrows stepped into the shower with Jeff and Jeff scremed so loud.

"Mister¡¡ What are you doing in the shower wit me??" Jeff was a confused bean.

"I came here to have a swell time." Mr. Eyebrows replied.

Downstairs, Mr. Hero was catching those ladies. Except for the fact that he was gay. Poo.

Iwa-chan and Kawa were disappointed at the fact, but they were gay for each other so no biggie.

Then....

"SOMEONE HELP MEE"