DP: K I prefer to kill titans rather than do some boring science on them. No ship here.

Armin: I thought you would be a great couple with Hanji.

Hanji: well, it's your loss, hun! I'm too beautiful for you anyway.

DP: Ha! What? Bitch please! We don't even know your gender in the manga! And I'm way cooler than you. Even death is in love with me. Girl I fuck aliens, shapeshifters, X-men and hot strippers! You should be begging For me! Oh, and you're too ugly.

Hanji: I'm UGLY?!

Levi: ...

Eren: ...

DP: Anyways. The writer couldn't find any photos of us with all his hard work and dedication to this series. which means that fans don't ship us at all. I'm better than you. You're way saner than me. *eats chimichanga*

DP: wanna see something crazy? *pulls a winged tiger out of magic satchel*

DP: BYEEE! WHEEEE!!!