Sooo, Frank can turn Into a million animals, right?

Frank: yeah.

even a fox?

Frank: wh-

sO what does the FOX say?

Frank: ...

Leo: ring-ding-ding-ding-dingering-ding 

gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringding-dingeringding

 WA-PA-PA-PA-PA-POWWWWWW

Hedge: WARRRR! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Everyone: ...

Piper: what is wrong with you?!

Whatever, now welcome back (again) to the ask the demigods!!! This time, we'll be joined by Grover, goat-boy-

Grover: Lord of the Wild and still you call me goat boy.

But, Reyna will join us in the future episodes (Roman business). Also, we have a newbie here!

Will: what's up?!

Let's begin, to Zoë in Elysium–Have you seen any more dam snack bars in Elysium?

Zoë: I still don't understand this you deformed acorn.

I am not a dam deformed acorn

Grover: Yeah, I still need the dam fries.

Thalia: and I still need to use the dam restroom.

Percy, Grover and Thalia: *laughs very hard* 

I don't get it- everyone

Zoë: You're not alone.

Next one, for Nico– Make a poem.

Nico: wat

Nico: how is that a question?

Nico: WE DON'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS HERE!

pwease? Pretty pwease with sugar, whipped cream and those coloured little sprinklers on top?

Nico: no

Annabeth: Aw, come on.

Jason: one small poem?

Will: Neeks, please?

Nico: *sighs*

Nico: Roses are red, Violets are blue, ask me again and I'll stab you.

Everyone : *deadly silence* 

Question three, for Leo– if Annabeth was single (please note that IF) would you ask her out?

Leo: I would probably try but she would look at me with her angry face and, possibly, I would just pee my pants and walk away.

Smart move- Annabeth

To Hazel: Ponies?

Hazel: ...

Hazel: I must be more mature about this.

Frank: no you won't.

Hazel: ...

Frank: You're gonna break Hazel, I know it.

Hazel: ...

Frank: Now you're twitching.

Hazel: ...

Frank: And now your whole body is shaking.

Hazel: ...

Frank: 3...2...1...

Hazel: POOOOOONIESSSSSS!

Grover, opinions about food?

Grover: ...

Grover:FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

For Nico-

Nico: again?!

Hedge: I pity you.

In a situation like - when life gives you lemo-

Nico: stop

Nico: *inhales*

Nico: *exhales* 

Nico: Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons BACK! get mad! I don't want your damn lem-

Dam

-ons. What am I supposed to do with THESE?! Huh? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make life rue the day it thought to give NICO DE ANGELO LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! I am going to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

Will: Whoa, calm down Nico.

Whew! Next one for for all of us– do you use Leo to roast marshmallows?

Leo: No?

Jason: ...er

Thalia: Yes

Will: In his sleep, we use him all the time.

Leo: Say what now?

Grover: You heard him right, Leo...

Hedge: They sure were tasty!

Leo: D-Did you take pictures?

Piper: YUP! They're all over the internet!

Leo: no!

Frank: yes...

NO!- Leo

Hazel: The whole world has seen you sleep now.

haha, yo Leo, why the tractor footie pjs man? - Obama

Annabeth: wOw

Last one for the day, solangelo? 

Nico: What's that?

Jason: Maybe it's time for me to leave...

Will: why is that so? 

Nico: Answer my question.

Jason: ...

Jason: it's a ship name *intense fangirl screaming* OF YOU TWO! SOLANGELO FOREVERRRRRRRR!

Will: no...did it reach the internet yet?

Jason: YES! IT'S ALL OVER THE-

Nico:  you

Nico: are

Nico: DEAD

Annabeth: Nice knowing you Jason.

Piper: I'll miss you. 

                                                               –ought to be continued–

Drop your questions in the comments below! And-

Jason: SOS! FRANK, HELP! SOLANGELO IS GOING TO KILL MEEEE! OMG THEY ARE SOO CUT-

'SHUT UP'