So I just threw up grape juice my dudes. It started with I was taking a sip of the purple drink while writing a reply to something. I then started to cough, thus choking on the juice. And then I puked in my hands and on the floor. But my hands just so happened to be covering my mouth so the barf got on my face hole. Don't worry I cleaned up, but here's what I got to commemorate this experience.

" I either ate a man or gave Barney oral"