*Before we get started, I'm fighting the Darkrai from "The Rise of Darkrai".*

*sfx: "Antasma's Theme - Mario and Luigi Dream Team Music Extended" Plays*

(I am at a party with Darkrai, and things are going well until I say I'll be the king of nightmares...)

Darkrai: YOU FUCKIN' WOT?! (Punches me, blood comes out of my lip)

Me: YOU SUNNUFFA BITCH!

Announcer: FIGHT!

*sfx: "The Final Antasma Battle - Mario and Luigi Dream Team Music Extended" plays*

Me: (Eats ONE Antasmunchie, splits into seven clones)

Darkrai: What?!

Me: (Uses Focus Blast)

Darkrai: That can't be!

Me: I've been practicing this move for a year, and now it's been mastered!

Darkrai: OH, SHIT! (Uses Dark Pulse, Dark Pulse gets absorbed into the Focus Blast)

Me: Now, say good night!

Darkrai: DARK VOID! (Doesn't affect me) WHA--HOW?!?

Me: I am immune to nightmare moves like Dark Void, so no Dream Eater or Nightmare for you! (Ignites lightsaber)

Darkrai: Wait, let's talk about this! I don't want to die, and neither do you. If we work togeth--

Me: AFTER THAT OAFERGROWN TURTLE BETRAYED ME?! FUCK YOU! (Slices Darkrai up, unleashes sawblades from nightmare portals)

Darkrai: (death gurgle)

Me: WHO'S THE NIGHTMARE KING NOW, BEE-YOTCH?!

*sfx: "Announce The Truth 2013 - Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies Music Extended" Plays*

Spooky: WHOA! Never expected him to use Focus Blast!

Risky: Darkrai was a formidable opponent, but Antasma's preparations were too much. Why? Let's look at the stats for a neutral Darkrai. Spooky, if you will.

Spooky: First off, here's Darkrai's stats, at Level 100:

HP: 250 - 344

Attack: 185 - 279

Defense: 185 - 279

Special Attack: 275 - 369

Special Defense: 185 - 279

Speed: 255 - 349

Antasma's Stats

HP: 2435

Attack: w/o lightsaber-416 (Lightsaber included: +250)

Defense: w/o lightsaber-284 (Lightsaber included: +175)

Speed: w/o lightsaber-168 (Lightsaber included: +85)

Risky: Add that to the fact that a lightsaber can cut through ANYTHING, even the shadows of organisms, and the victor is pretty one-sided...Looks as if Darkrai met...his worst nightmare!

Spooky: (disgusted sigh) The winner is Antasma!