Umm! Hello! My Name is GrumpyCat!  I'm Grumpy and moody!  You B*****d Author! stop making me write this shit! Where's my laptop!? Rabbit?  You take it again didn't ya!? Get back here!?  Stupid Motherf***in Rabbit! I said get back here!?  Author! Stop that b***h from running away!

Author: Y'know i can't do that right?  If Rabbit dies this story will be discontinued...

GrumpyCat: You little piece of B*****d Author!

Author: Now now Grumpy! Do you want me to do something that I do to Panda to you too?

GrumpyCat: What did you do to Panda?

Author: Secret~!

Panda#1: Author blackmailed me!  (╥_╥)

GrumpyCat: Blackmail? What did the author said?  That you are an yandere?

Panda#1: Author tell the readers that my nickname is "Panda-Bo-Bo-Bear"   ( TДT)

GrumpyCat: *Gasp* Author could never do that!  Could he...?

Author: Hey guys do y'all know that once GrumpyCat is called "Catty-Kitty-Grumpy-Lovie" Cause once when he is a child he said that he love TurtleBook and he try to confess and he got rejected but everyone still call him loverboy!

GrumpyCat:NOO!? AUTHOR!?  HOW COULD YOU?

Author: For the sake of the book, I'll do anything... Even if it make you guys die from shame!

GrumpyCat: But you said you need us alive!?

Author: Oh did i?  Well that's true. So if you guys die I'll just resurrect you guys again! This is ma book and i can do everything here!  IT'S DA POWER OF AUTHOR! 

GrumpyCat: Then you can just write us to obey you! No need to shame us to dead!

Author:No! This make you guys now how terrifying i can be! I still have so many secrets of you guys! Can you guys be like Turtle who obey me without me needing to shame her to dead!?

GrumpyCat: No! If we be like TurtleBook then this book gonna be like a slowpoke nerd book! And don't forget the update schedule will be as slow as a turtle in the middle of dessert cause you'll not know what to write with so many TurtleBook!

Author: *Shocked at how right GrumpyCat is*

GrumpyCat: OOO~! I WIN AGAINST THE AUTHOR ! BURN IN F***ING HELL AUTHOR!  PANDA!  LET'S GO AND CELEBRATE!

PANDA#1: i thought you guys forgot i ever here...  WELL WHATEVER! AUTHOR IS DEFEATED LET'S INVITE RABBIT AND TURTLE!  LET'S PARTY!!!

Author:*Still shocked and couldn't move*