AEW: Quake At The Lake!
Eddie Kingston, Chris Johnson, Michelle Shaw & Carlo Reed were sitting around the bonfire.
Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''
Chris-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Michelle-''It was an awesome night of wrestling this past Wednesday as AEW had their first Quake At The Lake!''
Carlo-''And joining us here to talk about that night and to have fun with us is a former guest and host of Whiskey Games! Please welcome, Jack "Jungle Boy" Perry!''
Everyone stood up as Jack Perry walked over to them. Jack bumped fists with the men and gave Michelle a hug before they all sat down together.
Michelle-''Welcome back, Jack.''
Jack-''Thanks for inviting me. Great to be back. Congrats on Season 2 of the show.''
Eddie-''Thanks, bro. We're happy to be back for another round of the show.''
Chris-''Speaking of rounds, let's have our first round with Jack!''
Michelle poured the first round as Jack opened up a soda.
Carlo-''To Jack "Jungle Boy" Perry for joining us on All Elite Whiskey!''
Everyone raised their glasses.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''So, Jack. Are you fully recovered from your injury you suffered in that Ladder Match several weeks ago?''
Jack-''Yep. I'm fully recovered and ready to continue wrestling.''
Eddie-''That Ladder Match was awesome, dude. Sorry that you lost the AEW Tag Team Championships.''
Jack-''It's all good. It had to happen at some point. But what really stung was what Christian Cage did afterwards. And everything that he has been saying and doing since.''
Carlo-''Yeah, we haven't been talking about anything that Christian Cage has said about you and your family on this show out of respect for you, Jack.''
Jack-''Thank you guys so much. I really appreciate it.''
Michelle-''No problem.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''I'm sure you're more than ready to get your hands on Cage.''
Jack-''I am. But he keeps running away like a coward.''
Carlo-''You almost had him again this past week.''
Jack-''I did. But the damn security stopped me and Cage ran away again.''
Michelle-''You'll get your hands on him soon enough. Even if it has to happen inside a Steel Cage.''
Jack-''Maybe that's the only way to stop him from running away from me. But we'll have to wait and see.''
Everyone nodded.
Carlo-''Well, it's time to talk about this past week of AEW.''
Eddie-''Let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on AEW: Quake At The Lake!''
Michelle poured the next round.
Chris-''Quake At The Lake kicked off in style with a Coffin Match!''
Carlo-''Yeah! Darby Allin defeated Brody King after a hard fight.''
Eddie-''It was pretty awesome.''
Jack-''Afterwards, we saw Jon Moxley and Chris Jericho send each other their last words before their fight in the main event.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Chris-''Next, was the Tornado Tag Team Match between Andrade & Rush vs The Lucha Bros: Rey Fenix & Penta!''
Carlo-''It was a great match. Penta's mask was tied to the ropes and he unmasked himself just to save Rey.''
Michelle-''That was risky, but very cool.''
Eddie-''True. But in the end, Andrade & Rush beat Penta & Rey.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Chris-''We saw The Bucks apologise and ask Adam Page to join them for the AEW Tag Team Trios Tournament. But Page said no.''
Carlo-''Can't really blame him after everything that The Bucks had done to him. I like that they apologised though and admitted that they were wrong.''
Jack-''Yeah. Adam said he'd love to join them, but that he has instead decided to be in the corner of The Dark Order in the Trios Tournament.''
Eddie-''Yep. The Dark Order have been there for him and supported him over the years. Adam's just returning the favour.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Michelle-''We saw Luchasaurus beat Anthony Henry, while Jungle Boy was on commentary.''
Carlo-''Afterwards, Jungle Boy ran to attack Cage backstage, but security stopped him. Like he said earlier.''
Jack-''He can't run forever.''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Jack sipped on his soda.
Chris-''Ricky Starks beat Aaron Solo of the QT Factory.''
Eddie-''QT tried to get Ricky and Hobbs to join his Factory, but got turned down by both men.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Chris-''Jade Cargill defeated Madison Rayne and retained her TBS Championship.''
Carlo-''Afterwards, Athena attacked Jade. Athena is letting Jade know that she's coming for that TBS Title.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Eddie-''The AEW Championship was on the line in the main event when Jon Moxley faced The Lionheart: Chris Jericho!''
Chris-''Damn, that match was brutal!''
Carlo-''The amount of pain Jon Moxley endured while being in that submission for so damn long was amazing. That dude has a pain threshold unlike anyone else.''
Michelle-''That's true. Moxley takes pain like no one else.''
Jack-''It was hard to watch when Jericho ripped Moxley's earring off. Gosh, there was so much blood coming out of his ear....I didn't know ears could bleed that much.''
Michelle-''It's hard for me to see Moxley bleed every time he gets cut open or ripped open in this case. But I stitch and cover him up every time.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''After a hard fought battle, Jericho tapped out to Moxley's submission and Jon Moxley retained the AEW Championship!''
Michelle-''That's my man!''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''Then J.A.S came out and attacked Jon. But the B.C.C came out to even out the fight and the brawl was on!''
Eddie-''Hell Yeah!''
Carlo-''But then, just before Jericho could knock Moxley out with the AEW Championship, CM Punk came out!''
Chris-''The crowd lost their minds with CM Punk making his return! And he cleared the ring of J.A.S!''
Carlo-''Then Moxley & Punk came face to face!''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''A fight that's gonna happen very soon.''
Jack-''No one can wait to see it happen!''
Michelle-''It's gonna be a classic.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Michelle-''Well, that's everything that happened at Quake At The Lake!''
Everyone drank their whiskey and Jack finished his soda.
Carlo-''Time for Whiskey Games!''
Everyone cheered!
Jack-''What are we playing tonight?''
Michelle-''What we played the first time we had you on the show....Drink Or Dare!''
Everyone-''Yeah!''
Michelle-''But Jack, we want you to join us this time.''
Jack-''Yeah!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle took out the deck of cards, shuffled them and dealt some cards out to everyone.
Michelle-''Jack, would you like to do the first Dare?''
Jack-''Yeah.''
Michelle-''Ok. Eddie, read the man his Dare.''
Eddie-''Don't mind if I do.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Round 1!''
Eddie-''Jack, let us wrap you in toilet paper.''
Everyone laughed!
Jack-''As fun as that would be, I'll pass!''
Jack took a sip of his soda.
Jack-''Mick, let someone cut your hair.''
Michelle-''Hell no!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''I love my hair just the way it is.''
Michelle drank her shot of whiskey.
Michelle-''Chris, pretend to be a cheerleader for 30 seconds.''
Carlo-''Is Chris even capable of being cheerful?''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie-''Only when he's torturing someone.''
Chris-''That's true. I'll pass on that Dare.''
Chris drank his shot of whiskey.
Chris-''Carlo, do a push-up while someone sits on your back.''
Carlo-''Cool.''
Chris-''I swear this dude will do anything.''
Carlo stood up as everyone chuckled.
Eddie-''Should've dared him to be a cheerleader. I'm sure he has pom poms in his car.''
Everyone laughed!
Carlo-''Jack, you wanna sit on my back?''
Jack-''Ok.''
Jack stood up and walked over to Carlo as he went down on his hands and knees. Jack sat down on Carlo's back cross legged and Carlo did a few push-ups as Jack managed to keep his balance.
Eddie-''Nice!''
Jack & Carlo stood up, walked to their seats and sat down.
Carlo-''Jack, you're much lighter than I thought you were.''
Jack-''Thank you.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Eddie, dance like a ballerina.''
Eddie-''I may be light on my feet, but I ain't that graceful!''
Everyone laughed as Eddie drank his shot of whiskey.
Michelle-''Round 2!''
Eddie-''Jack, juggle 3 items of our choosing.''
Jack-''Ok.''
Michelle gave the rest of the deck of cards to Jack inside of it's box. Eddie gave Jack his phone. And Carlo gave Jack his box of cigarettes.
Carlo-''I want those cigarettes back.''
Chris-''Yeah, Carlo can't live without them.''
Everyone laughed.
Jack-''Ok, here we go.''
Then Jack started juggling the three items and was going at a pretty fast pace.
Carlo-''Yeah!''
After a few moments, Jack stopped as he caught all three items in his hands!
Everyone-''YEAH!!''
Jack gave the stuff back to everyone.
Eddie-''Nice juggling skills, dude.''
Jack-''Thank you.''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Mick, sing everything that you say until it's your next turn.''
Michelle-''Ok.''
Eddie-''Didn't she do that Dare last time?''
Jack-''She did. I remember.''
Michelle-''Chris, shout everything you say until it's your next turn.''
Chris-''OK!!''
Everyone chuckled.
Chris-''CARLO!!''
Carlo got a fright!
Carlo-''Geez!''
Everyone laughed!
Carlo-''Warn me before you shout my name.''
Everyone laughed.
Jack-''You ready, Carlo? Chris is going to shout your Dare.''
Carlo-''Ok. I'm ready.''
Chris-''CARLO, PRETEND THAT YOU ARE UNDERWATER UNTIL YOUR NEXT TURN!!''
Carlo-''Alright.''
Carlo relaxed in his seat and lit a cigarette.
Eddie-''Dude, you're underwater. Why are you smoking?''
Carlo-''The Dare said I'm underwater, but it didn't say specifically how I'm underwater. So, *takes a drag of his cigarette* I'm pretending that I'm chilling in a submarine.''
Everyone chuckled.
Chris-''SMARTASS!!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Carlo-''I'd say you're gonna disturb the neighbours, but there's no houses for miles.''
Everyone chuckled.
Jack-''It is really smart that Carlo's inside a submarine because now he can read Eddie's Dare.''
Eddie-''Very true.''
Carlo-''Eddie, let another player draw anything they want on your face.''
Eddie-''Hell no!''
Everyone laughed as Eddie drank his shot.
Michelle-''Round 3!''
Eddie-''Jack, go up to a random person in the street and tell them "I've been stalking you for days" in a very creepy voice.''
Everyone laughed.
Jack-''I would actually do that. But like Carlo said, there's no one around for miles.''
Jack sipped on his soda.
Jack-''Mick, mix different sauces together and eat the results.''
Michelle-''Ok.''
Michelle stood up, went into the house and came back out with sauces, a small bowl, a spoon and a pack of chips.
Eddie-''Is that hot sauce?''
Michelle-''Yep. From Mexico.''
Carlo-''Nice!''
Everyone chuckled and Michelle mixed different sauces in the bowl. Then she opened the pack of chips, dipped one in the sauce and ate it.
Michelle-''Oh, my God!''
Jack-''Is it terrible?''
Michelle-''No! It's amazing. Try it!''
The men each dipped a chip in the sauce and ate it.
Chris-''WOW!!''
Jack-''This is awesome!''
Carlo-''Damn, that is good.''
Eddie-''Now this is awesomesauce!''
Everyone laughed and continued to eat the chips dipped in the sauce.
Michelle-''Chris, let someone text your wife anything they want from your phone.''
Chris-''Hell no. I love you guys, but I don't trust you with my phone.''
Everyone laughed.
Chris-''Carlo-....Ooohhh!''
Carlo-''What the hell kind of Dare is that?''
Everyone laughed.
Chris-''Sorry, I just wasn't expecting this at all.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''Mick, did you or Mox come up with this card?''
Chris showed Michelle the Dare.
Michelle-''Haha! It was both of us.''
Chris-''*Chuckles* Classic.''
Chris-''Carlo, call your girlfriend and make sex noises.''
Jack-''Oohh!''
Eddie-''Oh, snap!''
Carlo-''I actually would do that. But I'm single.''
Everyone chuckled.
Eddie-''But you seriously would've done that if you had a girlfriend?''
Carlo-''Of course.''
Eddie-''You're insane. My wife would kill me if I did that.''
Chris-''Mine too.''
Everyone chuckled.
Carlo-''What about you, Jack?''
Jack-''Anna would break up with me on the damn spot!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Speaking of Anna, sorry that she joined the J.A.S, Jack.''
Eddie-''That ain't right. You go home to heal and your girlfriend goes rogue!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Jack-''It's all good. She's gotta do what she's gotta do.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Jack-''And you, Mick? Would you ever prank call Moxley and make sex noises?''
Michelle-''Nope. But if I ever did, Mox would know it's a prank right away.''
Chris-''Is that because your completely loyal to your man?''
Michelle-''Yep.''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''Besides, once you go Mox, you never go back!''
Men-''DAAAAMMMNNN!!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Chris-''That gives a whole new meaning to Quake At The Lake!''
Everyone laughed uncontrollably!
Eddie-''Oh, Lord. *chuckles* When Jon Moxley watches this episode, he'll be smiling from ear to ear!''
Everyone laughed.
Chris-''Oh man. *chuckles* Who's turn is it?''
Carlo-''It's Eddie turn to do a Dare.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Eddie, have a pillow fight with the person next to you.''
Eddie-''Yeah!''
Michelle-''Good thing we got pillows here with us.''
Jack-''So, it's Eddie vs Carlo?''
Chris-''Yep.''
Jack-''Cool.''
Eddie & Carlo stood up, picked up a couple of pillows and faced each other.
Carlo-''I must warn you, Mad King. I'm the Pillow Fighting World Champion!''
Eddie-''Well, you're about to lose that World Championship to the Mad King!''
Chris-''Love the trash talk, gentlemen.''
Everyone laughed!
Then Eddie & Carlo started their pillow fight as Chris, Jack & Michelle started pretending to be commentators for the fight.
Chris-''Oh! Mad King with a hard uppercut!''
Jack-''Reed is fighting back with a couple of rights and lefts!''
Michelle-''Oh! I think I saw a tooth fly!''
Everyone laughed!
Then Eddie hit Carlo so hard that the pillow broke and feathers went flying all over the place!
Chris-''MAD KING IS THE WINNER!!''
Eddie-''YEAH!!''
Everyone laughed as feathers fell on them.
Carlo-''Nice one, bro.''
Eddie-''Thanks.''
Eddie & Carlo bumped fists and sat down again.
Michelle-''That's the end of the game!''
Michelle checked the scores.
Michelle-''Oh, damn.''
Chris-''What is it?''
Michelle-''There's a tie between myself & Carlo. We're both in the lead with 20 points.''
Carlo-''Let's do another Dare together and whoever does it, wins.''
Michelle-''Ok. Jack, Eddie & Chris have to pick the Dare.''
Carlo-''Cool.''
Chris, Jack & Eddie stood up and went into the house to decide on a Dare as Carlo sat down next to Michelle.
Carlo-''What do you think it's gonna be?''
Michelle-''With those three minds? Not a good combination.''
They chuckled and sipped on their whiskey.
A few moments later, the men came back with two large glasses filled with a drink and Chris placed it down in front of Carlo & Michelle.
Carlo-''The hell is that?''
Chris-''It's a blended drink of random stuff from the kitchen.''
Michelle-''Damn. It's like Fear Factor all over again. *sniffs it* It doesn't smell too bad.''
Carlo-''Smells can be deceiving sometimes.''
Michelle-''True.''
Everyone smiled.
Jack-''Ok, whoever finishes their drink first, wins. Go!''
Carlo & Michelle picked up their drinks and started chugging it down!
Chris-''Damn.''
Eddie-''They're braver than me.''
It came close, but Carlo finished the drink first just a few seconds before Michelle.
Jack-''Carlo is the winner!''
Carlo-''I almost didn't win. Nice challenge, Mick!''
Michelle-''Thanks.''
They bumped fists and drank their whiskey as Chris & Eddie sat down across from them and Jack sat down on his seat.
Michelle-''That's the end of the show, people!''
Carlo poured the next round.
Eddie-''Thanks for joining us again, Jack.''
Jack-''Thanks for having me, guys. I always have so much fun with you all on this show.''
Carlo-''You're more than welcome to come back at any time.''
Jack-''I'd love to host Whiskey Games with Norman Reedus again.''
Chris-''That was really awesome! We should do that again.''
Michelle-''Norman will come to this show every week if he could.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''I'll call him and we'll see when we can have you both on to host again.''
Jack-''Awesome! Can't wait.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Take care, everyone!''
Chris-''See ya next time!''
Jack-''Stay Safe!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Michelle-''Later, Moxies!''
Everyone drank their whiskey and soda and put their glasses down.
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