AEW: Blood & Guts!
Eddie Kingston, Michelle Shaw, Chris Johnson & Carlo Reed were sitting around the bonfire.
Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''
Michelle-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Chris-''We hope you are all ready for another fun time.''
Carlo-''Let's get started with our two very special guests. Please welcome, Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flanery!''
Everyone stood up as Norman & Sean walked over to everyone.
Norman & Sean-''Hey, guys!''
Everyone-''Hey!''
Norman & Sean bumped fists with the men and both gave Michelle a hug. Then everyone sat down together.
Michelle-''Welcome back, Norman.''
Norman-''Yeah! I'm so happy to be back. Glad you guys came back for another season.''
Eddie-''We are too, bro. And let me welcome you to the show for the first time, Sean!''
Sean-''Thanks so much for inviting me. Norman tried to get me to come by last season, but I was busy. Sorry, I could only make it now.''
Carlo-''That's not a problem, man. We all get real busy in our lives. Glad you're here now.''
Sean-''Thanks, Carlo.''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''Can I just point out something?''
Everyone looked at Eddie as Michelle poured the first round.
Eddie-''Is it just me, or do Norman & Carlo look alike?''
Chris-''There is an uncanny resemblance.''
Sean-''Very true. They could be twins.''
Norman & Carlo looked at each other for a moment before looking at everyone else.
Norman & Carlo-''I don't see it.''
Everyone laughed!
Norman-''I think you guys need to drink less Whiskey on this show. Y'all are seeing shit that ain't there.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Chris-''With that being said, let's have our first round with Reedus & Flanery!''
Michelle-''To the MacManus Brothers for joining us on All Elite Whiskey!''
Everyone raised their glasses.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Sean-''Glad you called us MacManus, Mick. We actually started filming The Boondock Saints 3 a month ago.''
Michelle-''I heard! Oh, man. I was so excited to hear that news.''
Norman-''Yes! The fans and us have been waiting for this for years.''
Carlo-''I love the first two films. Can't wait to see you guys in action again.''
Michelle-''It's gonna be awesome!''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''It's time to talk about AEW: Blood & Guts!''
Eddie-''Let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week at Blood & Guts!''
Michelle poured the next round.
Carlo-''Blood & Guts kicked off with Orange Cassidy defeating Ethan Page.''
Chris-''And the rivalry between Scorpio Sky and Wardlow is getting good because next week on Dynamite, it will be Sky vs Wardlow for the TNT Championship in a Street Fight!''
Eddie-''Can't wait to see that match.''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Time for smores!''
Norman-''Yes! I don't think I've had smores since the last time I was on the show.''
Sean-''I haven't had smores in years.''
Everyone put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire. Then they made their smores and started eating.
Sean-''Oh, man. These taste great! Why haven't I had these in so long?!''
Everyone chuckled.
Norman-''Is it time to talk about the Blood & Guts Match?''
Michelle-''Hell yeah!''
Sean-''That match was insane.''
Carlo-''It sure was, Sean. Blackpool Combat Club vs Jericho Appreciation Society!''
Chris poured the next round.
Eddie-''The match started with Claudio, who made his debut at Forbidden Door as Bryan Danielson's replacement.''
Michelle-''It is so great having Claudio in AEW! I've been missing him the last several months.''
Chris-''Me too. He's gonna do great things in AEW.''
Norman-''Each member from a team had a few minutes before stepping into the cage. And eventually, when Kingston entered as the last man, the match officially started.''
Eddie-''That's right, bro. I was only waiting for Jericho to enter before I came in.''
Carlo-''Before everyone was in the fight though, Moxley used a fork on Daniel Garcia and cut him open.''
Norman-''Classic Moxley.''
Everyone smiled and finished their smores.
Sean-''Moxley also put broken glass on the mat and drove someone's head into it.''
Michelle-''Sure did.''
Sean-''Who was it though?''
Michelle-''I can't recall who's head Moxley drove into the broken glass. They were all dressed in red like a boy band, they all looked alike.''
Everyone laughed!
Chris-''Santana brought a table and a barbed wire baseball bat into the fight.''
Carlo-''Hager got slammed through the table in between both rings.''
Eddie-''Haha! That was too good.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey.
Norman-''Then Moxley used wooden spikes on Matt and stabbed the man on his forehead!''
Chris-''I love that part!''
Sean-''Did you give those spikes to him, Mick?''
Michelle-''Actually no. The day before, I was wondering where my spikes disappeared to and then the next night I saw Moxley use them.''
Carlo-''Hold up, those were your spikes?''
Michelle-''Yeah. I needed them.''
Sean-''For what exactly?''
Michelle-''Can't say on this show.''
Everyone laughed.
Chris-''I got spikes at home, if you need some.''
Michelle-''No, it's ok. Moxley said he'd get me new ones.''
Chris-''Cool.''
Sean-''I don't think I've seen two people more made for each other than Michelle & Moxley.''
Norman-''Very true.''
Michelle-''Aww! Thank you.''
Everyone smiled and drank their whiskey.
Eddie-''Then Moxley & Wheeler poured thumbtacks in the ring.''
Carlo-''But Jericho dragged Moxley through the thumbtacks and then applied the Walls Of Jericho on Jon while he was laying in the tacks!''
Sean-''That was hard to watch.''
Eddie-''But I stopped it and got Jericho away from Jon.''
Michelle-''Thank you for that, Eddie.''
Eddie-''Anytime, sis.''
Everyone smiled and Carlo poured the next round.
Chris-''After that, Tay Conti took out the ref and stole the keys to unlock the cage for Jericho to get out.''
Michelle-''That bitch!''
Carlo-''But then Ruby Soho came and attacked Tay, taking her out of the equation.''
Michelle-''Thank you, Ruby!! Love you, sis!!''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Jericho climbed to the top of the cage, but Eddie, you followed him up there.''
Eddie-''Sure did. Sammy tried to ruin it for me, but I threw his ass off the cage and he went crashing through the tables at ringside!''
Everyone smiled.
Sean-''Eddie & Jericho fought on top of the cage for several minutes. That height had to be scary, Eddie.''
Eddie-''It was nerve wreaking, but I was so focused on beating up Jericho, I ignored how high we were for the most part.''
Norman-''Cool.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey.
Michelle-''Claudio and Matt also made their way up to the top of the cage. Both Eddie & Claudio had submission moves on Jericho & Matt, but Matt tapped out first, giving the victory to the Blackpool Combat Club!''
Carlo-''Seemed a little disappointed in the end, Eddie.''
Eddie-''Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we won, but I wanted Jericho to tap out and win that fight myself. This whole match was built around myself & Jericho, so I had a lot I wanted to get done in that match.''
Michelle-''I understand, Eddie. But maybe this rivalry between you & Jericho needs to end one on one. No Blackpool Combat Club and definitely no Jackass Appreciation Society.''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie-''Damn! I like that, Mick!''
Michelle-''I try.''
Everyone chuckled.
Eddie-''But you're right, this needs to finally end one on one. When though? That remains to be seen.''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Well, that's everything that happened at Blood & Guts.''
Carlo-''Time for Whiskey Games!''
Everyone-''Yeah!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''So, tonight we are playing "Who Knows Their Teammate Better?".''
Eddie-''Myself & Jon played something similar against Santana & Ortiz.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Norman-''So, it's who vs who?''
Eddie-''MacManus vs MadShaw!''
Sean-''Nice!''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''Myself & Carlo each wrote down questions for both teams to answer. Whoever answers the most correctly, wins.''
Michelle-''If you answer the question right, the team gets 5 points. If one person from the team answers a question wrong, both team mates take a shot.''
Carlo-''Just to be fair, Mick & Eddie have no idea what questions we wrote.''
Norman-''Ok, cool.''
Sean-''Let's play.''
Everyone-''Awesome!''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Chris & Carlo stood up and stepped over to the side of the bonfire. Norman & Sean sat down next to each other across from Michelle & Eddie.
Carlo-''Ok, every question is for both teams.''
Chris-''It's MacManus vs MadShaw! Are you ready?!''
Norman, Sean, Mick & Eddie-''YEAH!!''
Chris-''I was actually asking all the viewers at home, but anyway.''
Everyone laughed!
Chris-''Let's begin!''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Question 1: What animal would your partner like to come back as in their next life?''
Eddie-''Mick would want to be an undiscovered ocean creature.''
Michelle-''That's true. I don't want to be bothered by humans.''
Chris-''Yeah, us humans can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Eddie wants to be a wolf.''
Eddie-''It's true.''
Carlo-''MacManus Brothers?''
Norman-''Sean would love to be a dog because he's so cute and fluffy.''
Everyone-''Aww!''
Sean-''It's true though. I love dogs.''
Everyone smiled.
Sean-''Norman would like to be a cat.''
Michelle-''Like Eye In The Dark?''
Norman-''Yes!''
Michelle-''Aww. You would make a cute cat.''
Norman-''Thank you.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''Question 2: What's the worst thing your partner has done to an ex after a break-up?''
Eddie-''Mick has-''
Michelle covers Eddie's mouth.
Michelle-''I have done things to exes that can not be said on TV.''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie-''*Takes Michelle's hand away* Oh, you're right. Sorry, I almost blurted that out.''
Michelle-''Not a problem, Eddie.''
Norman-''Will you tell us after the show ends?''
Sean-''I'm not sure I wanna know!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Eddie has done nothing crazy to an ex because he is such a sweet man.''
Eddie-''It's true.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''MacManus Brothers?''
Norman & Sean-''Nothing.''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''Same as Eddie. We're not vengeful people.''
Michelle-''Y'all are better men than me!''
Everyone laughed and Michelle & Eddie drank their whiskey.
Carlo-''Question 3: What's the worst place your partner ever had car trouble?''
Eddie-''In the Virginia Woods.''
Michelle-''Oh, good Lord.''
Everyone chuckled.
Carlo-''What's wrong, Mick? You're a mechanic.''
Michelle-''Oh, I fixed the car in like 20 minutes. But it was the Virginia Woods!''
Chris-''And?''
Michelle-''Have you not seen the Wrong Turn movies?!''
Everyone laughed!
Sean-''She's right! The cannibalistic brothers are there.''
Michelle-''Exactly! I could've sworn I heard Three Finger's creepy laughter.''
Carlo-''Aww, you poor thing. Were you alone?''
Michelle-''My Danes, Jack & Kayley, were with me. So, I felt safe.''
Norman-''That's good.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''What about Eddie?''
Michelle-''Eddie broke down at a creepy gas station.''
Eddie-''She's right.''
Chris-''Well, at least you were by a station.''
Eddie-''True. But it was creepy as shit!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Carlo-''Ok, Norman?''
Norman-''Sean & I broke down in the middle of nowhere.''
Sean-''In the middle of the night with no cellphone signal.''
Chris-''Damn. That's how most horror movies start.''
Michelle-''True. But The MacManus Brothers can handle anything.''
Norman & Sean-''Hell Yeah!''
Everyone chuckled.
Chris-''Question 4: What's the best prank your partner has ever pulled?''
Eddie-''Scaring people while she was dressed as Ghostface!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Actually that wasn't my best prank.''
Eddie-''Really? That was awesome!''
Michelle-''Remember our prank on The Elite while they were camping?''
Eddie-''Oh, yeah! It was you, me & Moxley. *laughs* That was too good!''
Norman-''Whoa, back up here a sec. You dressed as Ghostface and scared people?''
Michelle-''Yep. It was too good.''
Sean-''Tell us.''
Michelle-''Eddie, his wife, myself & Moxley went to the movie theatre to go see the latest Scream film.''
Everyone smiled as they listened.
Michelle-''I went to the bathroom with Eddie's wife and she help me put on the costume. We went to the other side of the emergency exit door and I burst through the door with a fake knife!''
Carlo-''Oh, my God!''
Michelle-''I chased every single person out of the theatre room! *laughs* Eddie, his wife, Mox & I were laughing our asses off!''
Everyone was laughing so hard!
Chris-''I would've loved to see that!''
Michelle-''Moxley filmed it on his phone. I'll get the video from him and show it to you next week.''
Chris-''Awesome!''
Carlo-''So, what was Eddie's best prank?''
Michelle-''Filling The Elite's shoes with glue!''
Eddie-''Haha! As awesome as that was, it wasn't my best one. You remember that one I pulled on Moxley?''
Michelle-''Oh, right! *laughs* That was good!''
Carlo-''What did you do to Moxley?''
Eddie-''I'll tell y'all when the cameras are off.''
Everyone laughed!
Sean-''Norman's best prank was dropping different coloured paint on our wives at the same time!''
Norman-''It's true!''
Sean-''They were so pissed at him as we were both laughing.''
Everyone laughed!
Norman-''Sean's best prank was pretending to forget his wedding anniversary. But it was all part of his plan to give her a very special romantic night on the town.''
Sean-''It's true.''
Everyone-''Aww!''
Sean smiled.
Michelle & Eddie drank their whiskey.
Carlo-''Question 5: If your partner could have an element power, which would it be?''
Eddie-''Fire.''
Michelle-''Water.''
Norman-''Air.''
Sean-''Earth.''
Carlo-''Damn, that was fast.''
Everyone chuckled.
Carlo-''Was everyone right?''
Everyone nodded.
Carlo-''Cool.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''Question 6: If Disney characters were real people, who would your partner date?''
Eddie-''Damn. That is such an unexpected question.''
Chris-''I know. Weird coming from me, right?''
Eddie-''Hell yeah.''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie-''I'm gonna take a guess here and say Mick would date....Flynn Ryder.''
Michelle-''He ain't wrong!''
Eddie-''Yes!''
Michelle-''Eddie's favourite princess is Tiana, so I'll say her.''
Eddie-''Yes!''
Chris-''Nice pick, Eddie.''
Eddie-''Thanks.''
Everyone smiled.
Norman-''I'm gonna take a big guess too and say....Jane from Tarzan?''
Sean-''Good guess. But no. I'd choose Belle.''
Norman-''Cool.''
Everyone smiled.
Sean-''I think Norman would probably choose....Sleeping Beauty?''
Norman-''Actually, I'd go with Esmeralda.''
Sean-''Oohh, ok. Cool.''
Everyone smiled.
Norman & Sean drank their whiskey.
Carlo-''Question 7: What mythical creature would your partner choose as a pet?''
Eddie-''A dragon!''
Michelle-''Yes! I'm not sure about what Eddie would choose though. A griffin?''
Eddie-''Not bad. But no.''
Michelle-''Aw, damn.''
Norman-''Sean would want a Pegasus!''
Sean-''True!''
Everyone smiled.
Sean-''Norman would probably want a Phoenix.''
Norman-''Close. But no.''
Sean-''I said "probably".''
Everyone chuckled and drank their whiskey.
Chris-''Question 8: If possible, would your partner ever swap bodies with the opposite gender?''
Eddie-''Mick would.''
Michelle-''It's true. But Eddie wouldn't.''
Eddie-''True.''
Sean-''Norman would.''
Norman-''Very true. But Sean wouldn't.''
Sean-''True.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Question 9: What would your partner be if they lived in the Wild West era?''
Everyone-''Oohh!''
Carlo-''Didn't expect that question, huh?''
Everyone-''Nope!''
Eddie-''I'm gonna take a big guess here again and say that Mick would be an Outlaw.''
Michelle-''Haha! Yes!''
Chris-''Wanted Dead Or Alive, Mick?''
Michelle-''More or less.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''I'm taking a guess here too and say that Eddie would probably be a Gunslinger.''
Eddie-''Very cool. But no.''
Michelle-''Shit!''
Everyone laughed!
Norman-''I think Sean would be a blacksmith.''
Sean-''Yes! And I think Norman would want to be a Sheriff.''
Norman-''That would be cool, but no.''
Sean-''Really? You'd make a great sheriff though.''
Norman-''Thanks.''
Everyone smiled and drank their whiskey.
Chris-''Question 10: What act would your partner do if they were in a circus?''
Everyone-''Whoa.''
Chris smiled.
Eddie-''Mick would probably do a Fire Breathing act.''
Michelle-''Wow. That's cool. But I don't wanna burn my eyebrows off!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Eddie would probably be a Lion Tamer.''
Eddie-''As cool as that would be, I ain't going near any damn oversized cat!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Norman-''Sean would be The Ringmaster!''
Sean-''Very true.''
Everyone smiled.
Sean-''Norman would be a Magician.''
Norman-''Yeah! I always wanted to saw someone in half.''
Chris-''You ain't the only one.''
Everyone laughed and drank their whiskey.
Carlo-''That's the end of the game!''
Eddie-''Who won, bro?''
Carlo-''Give us a sec. Drunk minds are trying to calculate here.''
Everyone laughed!
Chris & Carlo counted the numbers.
Carlo-''Oohh, it was close. But The MacManus Brothers are our winners!''
Norman & Sean-''YEAH!!''
Eddie-''Congratulations, brothers! Great game.''
Norman & Sean-''Thank you.''
Everyone smiled!
Michelle-''That's the end of the show, people!''
Carlo sat down next to Michelle as Chris sat next to Sean and Eddie poured the next round.
Chris-''That was fun. Thanks for joining us on the show, brothers.''
Norman-''Thanks for inviting us.''
Sean-''We're gonna come back again soon.''
Carlo-''Awesome. Can't wait to have both you guys back on the show.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Take care, everyone!''
Chris-''See ya next time!''
Norman-''Booyah!''
Sean-''Stay safe!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Michelle-''Later, Moxies!''
Everyone drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.
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