AEW: 6 July 2022
Eddie Kingston, Michelle Shaw, Chris Johnson & Carlo Reed were sitting around the bonfire.
Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''
Chris-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Carlo-''We are fresh off Blood & Guts and into a new month.''
Michelle-''We are kicking off July with a former guest. Please welcome back....CM Punk!''
Everyone stood up and CM Punk walked over to them. Punk bumped fists with the men, gave Michelle a hug and they all sat down together.
Michelle-''Welcome back, Punk.''
Punk-''Thanks for having me back. I'm glad you called me to see if I'd be interested in coming back.''
Michelle-''Not a problem. I know rehabbing an injury can be tough, so I wanted to invite you here to get your mind off things for a while and have fun with us.''
Punk-''Thanks. I can't wait to play Whiskey Games already.''
Michelle poured the first round.
Eddie-''You ain't the only one.''
Everyone laughed.
Carlo-''Let's have our first round with Punk.''
Everyone raised their glasses as Punk opened his soda and raised it as well.
Chris-''To CM Punk for joining us on All Elite Whiskey again!''
Everyone-''Cheers!''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Punk sipped on his soda.
Carlo-''So, Punk. Do you have any idea when you'll be back in the ring?''
Punk-''I can't give a specific time. But I'm hoping to be back by September 4th at AEW: All Out.''
Carlo-''It's gonna be in your home town of Chicago.''
Punk-''It sure is.''
Chris-''Jon Moxley is AEW Champion right now. Are you hoping to face him at All Out?''
Punk-''Hell yes! I want to face Mox at All Out. Jon Moxley & I have never had the opportunity to go at it for a championship before and we're both at our best right now. I think we can put on a classic together.''
Michelle-''You two will put on a classic. It's a match everyone wants to see.''
Punk-''Thanks, Mick.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''It's time to talk about Dynamite.''
Eddie-''Let's break it down for you all about what happened this past week on Dynamite.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Chris-''Dynamite kicked off with a Street Fight for the TNT Championship where Scorpio Sky defended the title against Wardlow!''
Carlo-''It was a fight you didn't want to miss.''
Eddie-''Hell yeah! And now, Wardlow is the new TNT Champion!''
Everyone-''YEAH!!''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey and soda.
Michelle-''Swerve In Our Glory beat The Butcher & The Blade. But after the match, Starks & Hobbs interrupted their celebration.''
Chris-''Then The Bucks came out to interrupted them. The Bucks challenged the other 2 teams to a match next week at Fyter Fest Night 1.''
Eddie-''That's right. It will be The Bucks defending the AEW Tag Team Championship against Swerve In Our Glory and Ricky & Hobbs!''
Carlo-''That's gonna be an awesome main event. Plus, it will also be Claudio vs Hager next week at Fyter Fest Night 1.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Michelle-''Time for smores!''
Everyone smiled.
Punk-''Highlight of the show.''
Everyone put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.
Punk-''Penta lost to Rush after he pulled Penta's mask off.''
Eddie-''I hate it when guys do that.''
Chris-''Thunder Storm beat Nyla & Marina.''
Everyone made their smores and started eating.
Carlo-''Also, while Eddie was doing an interview in the ring with Tony, Jericho interrupted by appearing on the big screen. He revealed Tay injuring Ruby by slamming a car door on her wrist.''
Michelle-''That fucking bitch!''
Punk-''Not a fan of Tay, Mick?''
Michelle-''She put her damn filthy hands on my man.''
Eddie-''Filthy hands?''
Michelle-''Everyone knows where the hell her hands have been.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Carlo-''Damn!''
Punk-''Reminds me of something I told a woman when she wanted to shake my hand.''
Michelle & Punk bumped fists and everyone finished their smores.
Eddie-''I'm as pissed off as you are, Mick. That's why I challenged Jericho to a Barbed Wire Everywhere Match!''
Everyone smiled.
Eddie-''I'm coming for Jericho's blood and he is gonna pay for everything he's done!''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Punk sipped on his soda.
Chris-''The main event was a brutal match where we saw Jon Moxley retain the AEW Championship against Brody King.''
Carlo-''Brody put up a good fight, but Moxley came out victorious.''
Eddie-''That's my brother!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''Well, that's everything that happened on Dynamite.''
Carlo-''Time for Whiskey Games!''
Everyone-''Yeah!''
Punk-''What are we playing this time?''
Michelle-''We are playing "Truth Or Lie".''
Men-''Oohh!''
Chris-''How do we play it?''
Michelle-''Each player has to say something that they did. Everyone else has to guess if it is the Truth or if it is a Lie before the player reveals whether they did it or not.''
Punk-''Ok. And whoever has the most correct guesses, wins?''
Michelle-''Yep.''
Carlo-''Cool. How many Rounds?''
Michelle-''3 Rounds.''
Chris-''Ok. Put on your best Poker Faces, gentlemen.''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle-''Round 1!''
Carlo poured the next round.
Michelle-''Ok, I'll start. I never got a speeding ticket.''
Punk-''Seriously? I've seen you go at hellfire speeds, Mick.''
Michelle smiled.
Punk-''I say....it's a Lie.''
Eddie-''Me too. There's no way you've never gotten a speeding ticket.''
Carlo-''It's the Truth.''
Eddie-''What? Have you seen her drive?''
Carlo-''Yep. She's even kicked my ass at racing.''
Chris-''I say it's the Truth too.''
Eddie-''You can't be serious!''
Punk-''Well, Mick. Who's right?''
Michelle-''It's the Truth!''
Eddie-''WHAT?!!''
Carlo-''I knew it!''
Punk-''Unbelievable. You must've flirted your way out of tickets, didn't you?''
Michelle-''No! *smiles* Ok, maybe once.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Ok, Chris. Your turn.''
Chris-''Ok. I bribed a cop once.''
Carlo-''Bribed a cop for what?''
Chris-''Can't say on TV.''
Eddie-''Smart man.''
Everyone chuckled.
Punk-''It's a Lie.''
Eddie-''I say it's a Lie too.''
Carlo-''I'm really struggling. His poker face is so damn good!''
Everyone laughed.
Carlo-''I say....it's the Truth.''
Michelle-''Me too.''
Chris-''Well.....it's a Lie!''
Michelle & Carlo-''Shit!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Ok, Punk. Your turn.''
Punk-''In highschool, I would sit at the back of the classroom and toss everyone's books out the window.''
Eddie-''What? No way!''
Carlo-''Would they pass their books to you?''
Punk-''Yeah.''
Michelle-''It's the Truth.''
Chris-''Damn. I say it's a Lie.''
Carlo-''Lie.''
Eddie-''I agree. It's a Lie.''
Punk-''It's.....the Truth.''
Chris, Carlo & Eddie-''What?!''
Michelle-''He actually did that. He mentioned it in an interview like over 10 years ago.''
Punk-''She's right.''
Chris-''Nice one, dude.''
Punk-''Thanks.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey and soda.
Michelle-''Carlo, your turn.''
Carlo-''I broke into my own house as a teen.''
Eddie-''Why the fuck are you breaking into your own house?''
Chris-''Yeah! You completely missed a perfect opportunity to break into someone else's house.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Carlo-''I had to because I forgot my house key when I left for school that morning.''
Punk-''Why didn't you wait for your brothers or parents to come home.''
Carlo-''My parents only got home at 8pm. My eldest brother was at college and my older brother was at work until 10pm.''
Chris-''So, how did you break in?''
Carlo-''I climbed up the chimney bricks on the side of the house and broke the attic window because it was small. Climbed in and went downstairs.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''What did you tell your parents when they asked why the window is broken?''
Carlo-''Told them a raccoon got in again because they've broken that window before.''
Eddie-''Damn. Y'all got some strong raccoons!''
Everyone laughed!
Carlo-''Are y'all gonna guess? Or are ya gonna interrogate me some more?''
Everyone chuckled.
Chris-''Well, if this is a lie, you went all out.''
Everyone smiled.
Chris-''I say it's a Lie.''
Punk-''I actually believe his story. Truth.''
Eddie-''The more I think about it. It's possible he's telling the truth. I say it's the Truth!''
Michelle-''Truth!''
Carlo-''It's the Truth!''
Chris-''Dammit!''
Everyone smiled and sipped on their whiskey and soda.
Michelle-''Your turn, Eddie.''
Eddie-''I-''
Chris-''Lie!''
Eddie-''I haven't even said anything yet!''
Chris-''I don't care. I already know it's a lie.''
Everyone laughed!
Punk-''What's your Truth Or Lie, Eddie?''
Eddie-''I accidentally drove into a police car.''
Chris-''Lie!''
Everyone laughed!
Carlo-''I say it's a Lie.''
Punk-''I don't know. Eddie has his moments.''
Eddie-''Hey!''
Everyone laughed!
Punk & Michelle-''Truth!''
Eddie-''Well....it's a Lie.''
Chris-''Knew it!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Round 2!''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Punk finished his soda.
Michelle-''Ok. I beat up a guy in a bar.''
Men-''Truth.''
Michelle-''Damn. You all say Truth?''
Men-''Yes.''
Michelle-''It's a Lie.''
Men-''What?!''
Michelle-''I never beat up a guy in a bar. I would though, if the situation came to me.''
Punk-''That's why we all said "Truth" because you would do something like that.''
Michelle-''Exactly. I would, but I haven't. Not yet.''
Carlo-''Ha! "Not yet" she says.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Your turn, Chris.''
Chris-''Speaking of beating up guys in bars, I have been banned from several bars because I beat up people in them.''
All-''Truth!''
Chris-''It is the Truth!''
All-''Yes!''
Chris-''Aww, you guys know me so well.''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle-''Punk, your turn.''
Punk-''Keeping the subject bar related, I stole a case of beer once for friends.''
Chris-''Doing it for friends is throwing me off a bit. But I say it's a Lie.''
Michelle-''I think it's the Truth.''
Eddie-''Truth.''
Carlo-''I say....it's the Truth.''
Punk-''I love that you guys said "Truth", but it's a Lie.''
Carlo-''Damn.''
Everyone chuckled as Chris poured the next round and Punk opened a soda.
Michelle-''Carlo, it's your turn.''
Carlo-''I touched a shark while shark-cage diving.''
Michelle-''Ok, I know you've actually been shark-cage diving before. But whether you touched a shark....I say it's a Lie.''
Eddie-''Lie.''
Chris-''I say it's the Truth because Carlo would do something like that.''
Punk-''I agree. Truth.''
Carlo-''It's a Lie. I wanted to touch a shark, but they never got close enough.''
Eddie-''You are crazy!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Eddie, your turn.''
Eddie-''Moxley & I dumped green slime on The Elite.''
Michelle-''Lie!''
Chris-''Damn. Why you say that, Mick?''
Michelle-''Cause they would've invited me to do it.''
Everyone laughed.
Carlo-''I say it's the Truth.''
Chris-''Me too. Truth.''
Punk-''I actually believe it. Truth.''
Eddie-''Well.....it's the Truth!''
Men-''Yeah!''
Michelle-''What?! When did this happen?''
Eddie-''We didn't plan it. The opportunity was there and we took it.''
Carlo-''How does dropping slime on people an opportunity that just falls into your lap?''
Eddie-''You'd be surprised.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Round 3!''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Michelle-''Ok. Over the last several years, on Halloween, I dressed up as Disney Princesses.''
Men-''Truth!''
Eddie-''We know you love Disney, Mick.''
Michelle-''Very true!''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''Chris, your turn.''
Chris-''I was on house arrest as a teen.''
Michelle-''Lie.''
Punk-''I say....it's a Lie.''
Carlo-''I'm taking a big guess here and say Truth.''
Eddie-''It's a Lie.''
Chris-''It's....a Lie.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey & soda.
Michelle-''Punk, your turn.''
Punk-''I pretended to be drunk to prank a friend.''
Eddie-''Truth!''
Chris-''I agree with Eddie. Truth.''
Carlo-''I say it's a Lie.''
Michelle-''Me too. Lie.''
Punk-''It's....the Truth.''
Chris & Eddie smiled.
Michelle-''Hold on! Are you talking about that segment you did with Jericho?''
Punk-''Yep.''
Michelle-''Oh, damn! How could I get that wrong?!''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Ok, Carlo. It's your turn.''
Carlo-''I took the blame once for when my brother actually broke a window.''
Chris-''What is with you and breaking windows?''
Everyone laughed.
Carlo-''It was the neighbour's window this time.''
Eddie-''Oh, shit.''
Punk-''Been there.''
Chris-''Who hasn't?''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''I say it's the Truth.''
Punk-''Truth.''
Eddie-''I say Truth too.''
Chris-''You took the blame for your older brother breaking a window?''
Carlo-''Yep.''
Chris-''Lie.''
Everyone laughed.
Carlo-''It's actually the Truth.''
Chris-''Seriously?''
Carlo-''Yes.''
Chris-''Damn. You're an awesome brother.''
Carlo smiled.
Michelle-''Your turn, Eddie.''
Eddie-''I helped Moxley steal a car.''
Michelle-''Damn. The fact that Moxley is in this one is throwing me off completely.''
Chris-''Me too. But I say it's a Lie.''
Michelle-''Me too. Lie.''
Carlo & Punk-''Lie.''
Eddie-''It is a Lie!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''That's the end of the game!''
Michelle checked the scores.
Michelle-''Damn. Everyone is tied at 70 points each, but-.''
Men-''What?!''
Michelle-''Hold on, you didn't let me finish. Everyone is tied. But Eddie got 80 Points, making him the winner!!''
Eddie-''YES!!''
Everyone cheered!
Chris-''Congratulations, Eddie!''
Eddie-''Thank you!''
Everyone drank their whiskey as Punk sipped on his soda.
Michelle-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''
Chris-''Thanks for joining us again, Punk.''
Punk-''Thanks for inviting me again. Love to be back again soon.''
Eddie-''Come by whenever you want, man.''
Punk-''Maybe I will.''
Carlo-''Awesome!''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Take care, everyone!''
Chris-''See ya next time!''
Punk-''Stay Safe!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Michelle-''Later, Moxies!''
Everyone drank their whiskey & soda finished.
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