AEW: 22 June 2022
Eddie Kingston, Michelle Shaw, Chris Johnson & Carlo Reed were sitting around the bonfire.
Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''
Michelle-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''
Chris-''Tonight, we have another very special guest joining us for the first time.''
Carlo-''Ladies & gentlemen, please give a rock 'n roll welcome to....The Runaway, Ruby Soho!''
Everyone stood up as Ruby Soho walked over to them.
Ruby-''What's up, guys?!''
Everyone-''Hey, Ruby!''
Ruby gave everyone a hug before they all sat down together.
Michelle-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey, Ruby.''
Ruby-''Thank you so much for inviting me, guys. I love this show!''
Eddie-''Good to hear. We are gonna have so much fun.''
Chris-''How does it feel to be the first AEW female wrestler to be a guest on the show?''
Ruby-''It feels awesome! Makes me feel extra special.''
Everyone-''Aww!''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Ruby, how has working in AEW been for you so far?''
Ruby-''I've been having the best time. It is certainly the best time in my career.''
Everyone smiled.
Ruby-''I do miss Sarah & Liv a lot. Those gals will always be my sisters. But we all gotta take our own paths in life and I honestly couldn't be happier for both of them because I know they are happy for me.''
Eddie-''That's great to hear.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Let's have our first round with Miss Soho.''
Michelle poured the first round.
Michelle-''To Ruby Soho for joining us on All Elite Whiskey!''
Everyone raised their glasses.
Everyone-''Cheers!''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''So, Ruby. What is your favourite episode of whiskey?''
Ruby-''It's hard to choose! I love them all. I especially loved the Fear Factor one.''
Eddie-''Oh, good Lord.''
Chris-''Please, don't remind us about that.''
Michelle & Ruby laughed.
Carlo-''I'm glad I wasn't there for that.''
Chris-''Lucky bastard.''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Ruby-''Well, I loved it. You guys have way more guts than me for eating that shit.''
Michelle-''Yeah, we had the guts. Until we threw up all our guts after that.''
Ruby-''Aww, you poor things.''
Everyone chuckled.
Chris-''I'm just glad we're never doing that shit again.''
Eddie-''Very true, bro.''
Michelle-''Well....''
Chris & Eddie looked at Michelle as she smiled nervously at them.
Chris-''Mick, what did you do?''
Michelle-''Nothing!''
Eddie-''Liar!''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Ok! Ok. I spoke to Joe in the week about doing another Fear Factor episode.''
Chris & Eddie-''WHAT?!''
Ruby & Carlo snickered.
Chris-''Mick! *grabs her shoulders* I can't go back to sleeping on the couch and cook for an entire month! *shakes her* I CAN'T DO IT!!''
Michelle-''OK!!''
Chris stopped shaking Michelle and she blew her hair out of her face.
Michelle-''Relax, bro. We won't be eating anything weird or disgusting. We'll be doing stunts instead.''
Chris-''Oh....ok.''
Chris lets Michelle go and he fixed her hair as everyone chuckled.
Chris-''Sorry about that, sis.''
Michelle-''It's all good.''
Chris-''Pretend y'all didn't see that.''
Eddie-''What the hell was that?!''
Carlo-''And I thought I struggled to keep my shit together.''
Everyone laughed!
Carlo-''Ok, it's time to talk about Dynamite.''
Chris-''Thank goodness.''
Everyone chuckled.
Eddie-''Ok, let's break it down for you all about what happened on Dynamite this past week.''
Carlo poured the next round.
Chris-''Dynamite kicked off with Bryan Danielson announcing that he will not be cleared to compete in time for Forbidden Door and Blood & Guts.''
Michelle-''He also said that he has a replacement, but didn't say who it was.''
Carlo-''After that, we saw Jon Moxley sending a message to J.A.S and Hiroshi. Their match at Forbidden Door is gonna be awesome.''
Eddie-''It sure will be, bro. I ain't gonna miss it.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey.
Michelle-''Let's make some smores!''
Ruby-''Yes!''
They all put marshmallows on chop sticks and held them over the fire.
Ruby-''I'm looking forward to seeing Thunder Rosa vs Toni Storm for the AEW Women's Championship.''
Carlo-''Rosa came down to the ring to help Toni when she was outnumbered, but on Sunday, they will be opponents.''
Everyone made their smores and started eating.
Michelle-''After Adam Page beat Silas, Adam Cole-''
Everyone-''BAY BAY!!''
Michelle-''*Chuckles* Interrupted Page's victory with story time. But then Jay White interrupted Cole.''
Chris-''Seems there's a little tension between the two friends lately all because White didn't choose Cole to face him.''
Carlo-''But at Forbidden Door, it will now be a Fatal 4 Way for the IWGP World Championship.''
Everyone finished their smores and drank their whiskey.
Eddie-''In the All Atlantic Championship Tournament, Malakia Black qualified by beating Penta.''
Michelle poured the next round.
Eddie-''In the main event, Jon Moxley & Hiroshi Tanahashi defeated Chris Jericho & Lance Archer.''
Carlo-''It was a good match, but even though there was a lot of interference, Mox & Hiroshi came out victorious.''
Michelle-''If that bitch, Tay Conti, ever puts her hands on my man again....I will fucking end her!''
Chris-''Mox told me he had to hold you back from attacking Tay backstage.''
Michelle-''Yeah, he did. But next time, Moxley won't be holding me back, he'll be smiling proudly while watching me beat her ass.''
Chris-''That's my sister.''
Everyone smiled.
Ruby-''I loved how the show ended with everyone brawling at ringside, but Moxley & Hiroshi didn't take their eyes off of each other in the ring.''
Carlo-''That was pretty cool.''
Eddie-''Like nothing around them existed.''
Michelle-''Now do you see why I was starting to get jealous?''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''But it was pretty cool how they didn't pay attention to all the chaos at ringside.''
Eddie-''I was part of that chaos! Hell, I fucking started it!''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Well, that's everything that happened on Dynamite.''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Carlo-''Time for Whiskey Games!''
Ruby-''Yes! I love Whiskey Games. What are we playing tonight?''
Michelle-''Tonight we are playing Drink Or Dare!''
Michelle pulled a deck of cards out of her jeans pocket.
Michelle-''I have a deck of cards here with Dares written on them. The rules remain the same, you either do the Dare or you drink a shot of whiskey.''
Ruby-''How many points do you get?''
Chris-''10 points. Whoever has the most points at the end of 4 Rounds, wins.''
Chris poured the next round.
Michelle-''Ruby, would you like to shuffle the deck and deal everyone 4 cards each?''
Ruby-''I'd love to.''
Michelle handed Ruby the cards. Ruby shuffled them before dealing out 4 cards to each person and herself.
Ruby-''Do we pick who has to do the Dare?''
Michelle-''The person sitting to our right has to do the Dare we read out.''
Ruby-''Ok, cool.''
Everyone drank their whiskey.
Michelle-''Round 1!''
Ruby picked up a card.
Ruby-''Mick, dance to a random song.''
Michelle started playing a song on her phone, stood up and started dancing!
Michelle-''Join me, Ruby!''
Ruby stood up and started dancing.
Michelle & Ruby:
Michelle & Ruby-''Wwoo!!''
The men were laughing so hard!
Michelle-''1 Dare down! 3 to go.''
Michelle & Ruby sat down as the men chuckled.
Eddie-''Awesome dance moves ladies.''
Michelle & Ruby-''Thank you.''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle picked up a card.
Michelle-''Chris, go and have a full conversation with a broom.''
Chris-''Not gonna happen.''
Ruby-''Why not?''
Chris-''Last time that happened, there was a lot of flirting going on and the mop got really jealous.''
Everyone laughed!
Ruby-''Must've been one hell of a broom. Nearly swept you off your feet, huh?''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Chris-''Yeah. Not doing that again!''
Chris drank his shot as everyone chuckled.
Chris picked up a card.
Chris-''Carlo, blindfold yourself until it's your next turn.''
Carlo-''Ok, cool.''
Carlo took his black bandana out of his back pocket and blindfolded himself.
Ruby-''Wait. How is Carlo gonna read his card for Eddie's Dare?''
Carlo-''I can peek. If that's cool with y'all?''
Everyone-''That's cool.''
Carlo picked up a card and peeked at it to read it.
Carlo-''Eddie, pour a glass of ice cold water on your head.''
Eddie-''Are you insane?! It's piss cold out here tonight.''
Eddie drank his shot as everyone laughed!
Eddie picked up a card.
Eddie-''Ruby, roar like a lion.''
Ruby-''I'll try my best.''
Ruby stood up, cleared her throat and roared as loud as she could!
Chris-''Nice!''
Everyone clapped their hands.
Ruby-''Thank you.''
Everyone smiled as Ruby sat down.
Michelle-''Round 2!''
Ruby picked up a card.
Ruby-''Mick, do the Macarena Dance.''
Michelle-''What's with all the Dancing Dares?''
Ruby shrugged.
Michelle-''Ok. *stands up* I haven't done this dance since I was 5, but I'll give it a shot.''
Carlo had to peek from his blindfold to watch. Everyone laughed as Michelle did the Macarena Dance!
Michelle-''Done!''
Everyone clapped their hands as Michelle sat down.
Eddie-''I'm pretty sure Moxley just got turned on by that!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Michelle picked up a card.
Michelle-''Chris, text 3 people and say "I Am Awesome".''
Chris-''That's not a Dare, that's me every Friday night!''
Everyone laughed!
Chris pulled out his phone, texted 3 people "I Am Awesome" and put his phone down.
Michelle-''Cool. Now, it's time for Carlo to take off his blindfold.''
Carlo took off his blindfold as Chris' phone buzzed.
Eddie-''Did you get a reply?''
Chris picked up his phone.
Chris-''Ha! I got a reply from Christian Cage. He said "You may be awesome, brother. But you will never Reek Of Awesomeness".''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Chris picked up a card.
Chris-''Carlo, use the driveway as a catwalk and wave at any cars that pass by to try and get them to honk their horns.''
Carlo-''Alright.''
Carlo stood up and walked off.
Chris-''Damn. He's really gonna do it.''
Ruby-''Let's go see!''
Everyone stood up and went to the driveway to watch Carlo.
Chris-''Wow!''
Carlo walked down the driveway like he was really on the catwalk. He even took off his jacket and threw it over his shoulder when he made a turn.
Ruby-''NICE!''
Then Carlo waved at a car that went by and the driver honked the horn and Carlo got a wolf whistle too!
Everyone-''DAMN!!''
Carlo-''Boom! These Dares are too easy!''
Eddie-''Check this out!''
Eddie started walking towards Carlo as Carlo was walking back up the driveway and they did this!
Chris, Ruby & Michelle burst out laughing!
Chris-''I can't believe that just fucking happened!''
Everyone laughed as Carlo & Eddie walked back over to them.
Ruby-''That was awesome!''
Everyone gave Carlo & Eddie a high five!
Michelle-''Come on, let's head back.''
Everyone chuckled as they went back to the bonfire and sat down.
Chris-''Wow. *chuckles* Who's turn is it?''
Carlo-''It's Eddie's turn to do a Dare.''
Carlo picked up a card.
Carlo-''Eddie, break an egg over your head.''
Eddie-''What is with you wanting me to put things on my head tonight?''
Everyone laughed.
Michelle-''It's like me with all the Dancing Dares.''
Eddie-''Again, I'll pass.''
Eddie drank his shot.
Eddie picked up a card.
Eddie-''Ruby, shout "I believe in Fairies" as loud as you can.''
Ruby-''Ok.''
Ruby stood up and cleared her throat.
Ruby-''I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!!''
Everyone-''Yeah!''
Ruby-''*Sits down* My voice is gonna be gone tomorrow.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Round 3!''
Ruby picked up a card.
Ruby-''Mick, call someone. But don't speak, just breathe into the phone.''
Michelle-''That is so wrong! *shrugs* Ok.''
Everyone chuckled as Michelle pulled out her burner phone.
Ruby-''You have a burner phone?''
Michelle-''You don't?''
The men snickered.
Ruby-''Uhh....no.''
Michelle-''You should. You never know when you might need one.''
Chris-''She's right.''
Ruby-''*Smiles nervously* Ok.''
Michelle dialed a number and put it on speaker phone.
Christian Cage-''Hello?''
Everyone smiled and stayed silent.
Christian-''Hello? Is someone there?''
Michelle started breathing into the phone as everyone held back their laughter.
Christian-''The hell?''
Michelle kept breathing into the phone.
Christian-''Ok, this is way too fucking creepy!''
Christian hung up the phone and everyone burst out laughing!
Michelle picked up a card.
Michelle-''Chris, dance with the person in front of you.''
Chris-''In front of me? *looks forward* Would that be Carlo or Eddie?''
Ruby-''Why not both?''
Chris-''Ok! *stands up* Follow my lead gentlemen.''
Chris started dancing as he walked and Carlo & Eddie stood up and followed him.
Chris, Carlo & Eddie:
Michelle & Ruby laughed and they cheered!
The men did that around the sitting area before coming back and sitting down again as Michelle & Ruby were wiping away their tears of laughter!
Ruby-''Oh, damn! *giggles* That was awesome!''
Everyone chuckled.
Chris picked up a card.
Chris-''Carlo, put as many marshmallows into your mouth as possible.''
Carlo-''Alright. Hand over the marshmallows.''
Ruby-''Is there anything Reed won't do?''
Michelle-''Nope.''
Everyone chuckled. Carlo put about 10 marshmallows in his mouth and kept it there for a moment before taking them out and eating them.
Chris-''Nice one, dude.''
Carlo-''I try.''
Carlo picked up a card.
Carlo-''Eddie, prank call someone and ask them to bail you out of jail.''
Eddie-''Now that....I can do.''
Everyone chuckled as Eddie pulled out his phone.
Michelle-''Who are you calling?''
Eddie-''You'll hear.''
Eddie put his phone on speaker as it was ringing.
Michelle-''Eddie, you probably shouldn't call-''
Jon Moxley-''Hey, Eddie. What's up?''
Michelle-''*Whispers* Mox.''
Jon-''Bro, you there?''
Eddie-''Yeah. *sighs* I'm here.''
Jon-''Is everything ok, brother?''
Eddie-''No, not really.''
Jon-''What is it?''
Everyone heard the concern in Jon's voice.
Eddie-''Uhh, I'm in jail.''
There was silence from Jon.
Eddie-''Jon?''
Jon-''*Clears his throat* Yeah, I'm here.''
Eddie-''Can you come bail me out, bro?''
Jon-''*Sighs* Oh, for fucks sake.''
Everyone held back their laughter.
Eddie-''So, are you gonna come bail me out?''
Jon-''I'd love to. But I'm busy by the cabin. Taking the dogs out for their evening walk like Michelle asked me to do.''
Eddie-''Seriously? You're gonna let me rot in jail?!''
Jon-''I would never do that. But I know you're not in jail.''
Eddie-''How do you know if I'm in jail or not?''
Jon-''Cause it's the night you guys film All Elite Whiskey.''
Everyone burst out laughing, making Jon laugh!
Eddie-''Dammit!''
Jon-''Nice try, bro!''
Michelle-''I tried to warn him, Jon!''
Jon-''*Laughs* I believe you, baby.''
Ruby-''Hey, Mox!''
Jon-''Hey, Ruby! Having a good time with the crew?''
Ruby-''I sure am!''
Jon-''Awesome.''
Everyone smiled.
Jon-''Eddie, next time call Christian.''
Eddie-''I would've called him if Mick hadn't prank called him already.''
Everyone laughed!
Jon-''Awesome! *chuckles* Oohh, I gotta go. Dani is demanding my attention.''
Michelle-''Love you, Jon!''
Jon-''Love you too, baby! Later, bitches!''
Everyone-''Bye, Mox!''
The call ended as everyone smiled.
Eddie picked up a card.
Eddie-''Ruby, draw a mustache on your face without using a mirror.''
Ruby took her black lipstick out of her bag and drew a mustache on her face.
Michelle-''Nice. It looks great.''
Ruby checked it in her small mirror.
Ruby-''*Laughs* It does look cool.''
Everyone chuckled.
Michelle-''Round 4!''
Ruby picked up a card.
Ruby-''Mick, let someone tickle you for 30 seconds.''
Michelle-''No!''
Chris-''Why not?''
Michelle-''With the amount of whiskey I have in me right now, if one of you tickle me, I will pee on you!''
Everyone laughed and Michelle drank her shot.
Michelle picked up a card.
Michelle-''Chris, hug every single tree outside and tell each one that you love them.''
Chris-''Did you learn nothing from my broom story earlier? I'll pass.''
Chris drank his shot.
Chris picked up a card.
Chris-''Carlo, chug down a large glass of beer.''
Carlo-''Alright.''
Carlo went inside the house and came back with a large glass full of beer. Carlo chugged the entire glass of beer in 10 seconds as everyone smiled at him.
Carlo-''Oohh, that was cold.''
Everyone smiled.
Carlo-''Edward! It's your turn.''
Eddie-''Edward?''
Chris-''It's the beer talking.''
Carlo picked up a card as everyone laughed!
Carlo-''Eddie, let someone mix 3 food items in a blender and drink it.''
Eddie-''No! No! No! No! I already had Fear Factor flashbacks earlier. I am not letting anyone mix shit in a glass for me!''
Everyone laughed!
Eddie picked up a card.
Eddie-''Ruby, run down the street in your pj's.''
Ruby-''I would do that. But I don't have my pj's here.''
Ruby drank her shot.
Michelle-''And that's the end of the game!''
Michelle checked the scores she wrote down.
Michelle-''Eddie got 10 points. Chris got 20 points. Ruby & I are tied at 30 points each. But Carlo is the winner with 40 points!''
Carlo-''*Stands up* YEAH!! Thank you *takes a bow* Thank you.''
Everyone laughed as Carlo sat down.
Eddie-''Did you have a good time tonight, Ruby?''
Eddie poured the next round.
Ruby-''I had a blast, guys! I wanna come back again.''
Carlo-''Sounds great! Just give any of us a call for whenever you're available again.''
Ruby-''Awesome! I will do that.''
Everyone smiled.
Michelle-''That's the end of the show, people!''
Chris-''Hope you all had fun watching our drunk asses do Dares tonight.''
Everyone sipped on their whiskey.
Michelle-''Thank you so much for joining us, Ruby.''
Ruby-''Thanks, I can't wait to be back. All Elite Whiskey Rocks!!''
Everyone cheered!
Carlo-''Take care, everyone!''
Chris-''See ya next time!''
Ruby-''Rock on, everyone!''
Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''
Michelle-''Later, Moxies!''
Everyone drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.
Carlo-''Well, I don't know about y'all *stands up and lights a cigarette* but I'm going back to the catwalk.''
Carlo walked off camera view as he blew out the smoke.
Eddie-''Are you serious, bro?!''
Then Carlo's shirt landed on Eddie's head!
Ruby-''He took off his shirt!''
Eddie chuckled as he took the shirt off his head.
Eddie-''I guess he's too sexy for this shirt.''
Everyone laughed!
Michelle-''Carlo Reed is another kind of crazy. In the best way, of course.''
Chris-''Do you think he'll even get any honks from drivers?''
Then they heard multiple honks, wolf whistles and women screaming "Wwoohhoo"!
Chris-''Damn!''
Everyone burst out laughing!
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen247.Pro