Eddie Kingston, Michelle Shaw, Chris Johnson & Carlo Reed were sitting around the bonfire.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Michelle-''Welcome to All Elite Whiskey!''

Everyone smiled.

Carlo-''Man, do we have an interesting episode for you guys tonight.''

Chris-''Yeah, we are doing something a little different tonight.''

Eddie-''That's right. We are going to show you a debut of something new we all filmed.''

Michelle-''The person behind this idea is the awesome Jon Moxley. So, we decided to give it a shot and we all had a blast doing this.''

Chris-''We had too much fun filming it, I'm surprised we got anything done.''

Everyone laughed.

Eddie-''Very true, bro. There were a ton of bloopers that we'll show you some other time. But for now, watch this.''

Carlo-''We hope you like it. Here it is. Enjoy!''

Everyone drank their whiskey.

AEW: DYNAMITE NEWS!

Narrator-''Welcome, all you awesome people out there tonight, to the late night news featuring all the latest AEW: Dynamite results!''

Michelle Shaw & Chris Johnson are sitting behind the news desk sipping on their whiskey and looking at their notes.

Narrator-''And here are your awesome News Anchors: Michelle Shaw & Chris Johnson!''

Michelle & Chris smiled at the camera.

Michelle-''Thank you so much for that introduction, Frank.''

Chris-''Wait, I thought his name was Steve.''

Michelle-''Frank. Steve. *shrugs* Same thing.''

Chris chuckled and sipped on his whiskey.

Michelle-''Tonight, we'll be covering what took place in the last 2 weeks on AEW: Dynamite. First on-''

Narrator-''What about Rampage?''

Michelle-''I'm busy on Friday nights, Robert!''

Chris laughed!

Michelle-''First on AEW News tonight, CM Punk teamed up with FTR to defeat Matt Caster & The Gunn Club.''

Chris-''But we found out that CM Punk suffered an injury and will be out for a while.''

Michelle-''Very true. So, the following week on Dynamite, Kyle O'Reilly won the Casino Battle Royal and went on to face Jon Moxley in the main event.''

Chris-''Jon Moxley was obviously victorious and now he will go to Forbidden Door to fight for the AEW Championship.''

Michelle-''That's right! My man is gonna be champion once again!''

Chris-''Cheers to that!''

Chris & Michelle drank their whiskey.

Narrator-''What about Moxley joining Kingston in Blood & Guts?''

Chris-''That's going to happen.''

Narrator-''Cool.''

Michelle-''Good to know you're looking forward to it, Derek.''

Chris snickered.

Michelle-''Jon Moxley has also said that The Forbidden Door belongs to him and he is damn right. Hell, the man practically made the damn door!''

Chris-''Very true. I honestly can't wait to see who he'll be facing from New Japan at Forbidden Door.''

Michelle poured another round.

Chris-''Staying kinda on topic, Eddie Kingston challenged Jericho to Blood & Guts. But Jericho only accepted after Ortiz cut a piece of Jericho's hair off!''

Michelle-''That ain't right!''

Michelle sipped on her whiskey.

Chris-''Plus, Jericho & Ortiz will face each other next week at Road Rager in a Hair vs Hair Match!''

Michelle-''That ain't gonna end well.''

Chris-''For who?''

Michelle-''Not sure. But to whoever loses that match, just remember, Bald Is Beautiful!''

Narrator-''Not on everyone.''

Michelle-''Nobody asked you, Phil!''

Chris laughed!

Michelle-''In other news, Hermione Jean Granger is very angry at Chris Jericho.''

Chris-''Why? Is it because he calls himself a wizard?''

Michelle-''No, not that. Harry Potter has a problem with it though. But that's a story for another night.''

Chris-''Oohh.''

Michelle-''Hermione is angry because Chris Jericho has been pronouncing "Fire Ball" wrong.''

Chris laughed as Michelle snickered trying not to laugh.

Michelle-''It is true. Hermione has said that it is pronounced Fire Ball, not Fire Ball.''

Chris-''I don't hear the difference.''

Michelle-''Well, apparently there is a difference. Oh, shit. Maybe I'm saying it wrong now.''

Chris-''Hermione is gonna come after you, sis.''

Michelle-''Dammit! *bangs her head on the desk* I'm screwed!''

Narrator-''You better move away from her, Chris. Hermione could appear at any moment to destroy her.''

Michelle-''*Looks at the ceiling* Oh, screw you, Dave!''

Chris laughed!

Narrator-''Let's head to another part of our news studio where we have Eddie Kingston & Carlo Reed!''

Michelle-''Hey! We're not done yet!''

Narrator-''Yes, you are.''

Michelle-''Dammit, Doug! I said we weren't done yet!''

Chris-''I wouldn't argue with her, Billy.''

Narrator-''Let's head on over to-''

Michelle-''Fred, if you cut us off, I swear I will find you and I will cut off your-''

Moments Later.
Eddie & Carlo were sitting behind a desk. Eddie had his notes in his hands as Carlo was smoking a cigarette with his feet up on the desk.

Eddie-''What's up, guys & gals?!''

Carlo-''Welcome back, everyone. And sorry about the interruption a few moments ago. We were having some *clears throat* technical difficulties.''

Eddie-''Yeah....let's call it that.''

Carlo chuckled.

Eddie-''Anyway, let's break it down for you all about everything else that happened on Dynamite these past 2 weeks.''

Carlo-''*Takes a drag of his cigarette* Miro finally returned! *blows out the smoke* He had a victorious return by defeating Johnny Elite!''

Eddie-''We also saw Wardlow defeat JD Drake in his first match as a free man!''

Carlo-''Hell yeah!''

Eddie & Carlo sipped on their whiskey.

Eddie-''We also saw Adam Page return since his battle against CM Punk at Double Or Nothing. Adam defeated David Finley.''

Carlo-''Then, Adam made a challenge for the IWGP World Championship. Only to be interrupted by Adam Cole-''

Narrator-''BAY BAY!!''

Carlo & Eddie looked around.

Carlo-''Did you hear a voice?''

Eddie-''Oh, shit! Now the fucking studio is haunted?! *stands up* Oh, hell no!!''

Narrator-''Guys, guys! Relax, it's just me.''

Eddie-''Who the hell is 'me'?!''

Narrator-''I'm the narrator.''

Carlo-''Oh....right.''

Eddie-''What's up, Quinton?!''

Carlo-''I thought his name was Andrew?''

Eddie-''*Sits down* I don't give a shit.''

Carlo laughed!

Eddie-''On June 1st, we saw Ruby Soho & Toni Storm defeat Baker & Hayter.''

Carlo-''That was a good match.''

Carlo took a drag of his cigarette.

Carlo-''In more big news, AEW has a brand new championship!''

Eddie-''It's called the All Atlantic Championship!''

Carlo-''The tournament to crown a new champion is already underway. PAC qualified by defeating Buddy Matthews.''

Eddie-''Yep, and the tournament continues until the finals will happen at Forbidden Door.''

Eddie & Carlo drank their whiskey.

Carlo-''Oohh, Lord.''

Eddie-''You good, bro?''

Carlo took his feet off the desk.

Carlo-''Nearly fell on my ass.''

Eddie laughed as Carlo sat up straight on his chair continuing to smoke.

Eddie-''In *chuckles* In the final part of our news tonight, Undisputed Elite defeated Jurassic Express, Matt Hardy & Darby Allin in a tag team match.''

Carlo-''And with Jackson pinning Jungle Boy, who knows what kind of match this could lead to for the AEW Tag Team Championships in the future.''

Eddie-''Jurassic Express beat The Bucks to become the tag champs. So, I'd love to see them battle again!''

Carlo-''Whenever it happens, it will be fucking awesome!''

Eddie-''Couldn't agree more, my brother.''

Carlo poured another round.

Narrator-''Well, that's the end of the show, people!''

Michelle-''Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!''

Michelle & Chris walked over and stood behind Eddie & Carlo holding their whiskey glasses.

Michelle-''First, you cut us off and now you have the nerve to steal my line?!''

Narrator-''Yes.''

Michelle-''Oh, that is it!''

Michelle drank her whiskey, put her glass on the desk and reached under the desk to pull out her barbed wire baseball bat!

Carlo-''Whoa! Was that under our desk the whole time?''

Eddie-''I have no idea.''

Michelle-''Excuse me, gentlemen. I gotta go take care of someone.''

Chris-''Oohh, I'd run if I were you, Hank!''

Narrator-''Oh, shit!''

Michelle-''*Points the bat at the camera* I'm coming for you, Allen!''

Michelle walked off the set as the men smiled at her.

Carlo-''Poor, Jim. First and last day on the job.''

Chris-''That happens when you piss off Mick.''

Eddie-''Very true!''

They laughed.

Eddie-''Well, we'll see y'all next time, guys & gals!''

Chris-''Our narrator might not see y'all next time though.''

They heard a loud crash noise!

Carlo-''Oohh! Whatever just broke, sounded expensive.''

They laughed!

Then Jon Moxley walked up to them.

Jon-''Hey, guys.''

Men-''Hey, Mox!''

Jon-''Where's Mick?''

Chris-''Took her barbed wire baseball bat and went to kill someone.''

Eddie-''She's going full on Negan on 'em.''

Carlo-''You know, the usual.''

Jon-''Aww, that's my girl.''

They all chuckled.

Eddie-''We're about to end the show. Wanna say "goodbye" with us?''

Jon-''Sure.''

They all smiled.

Carlo-''Take care!''

Chris-''See ya!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Jon-''Later, bitches!''

They smiled and the show ended.

Back On Whiskey.
Everyone was laughing and sipped on their whiskey.

Chris-''Oh, man. That was too good.''

Eddie-''We should do that again. It was so fun.''

Michelle-''You're right, Eddie. Nice to do something new on the show too.''

Carlo-''If our Whiskey fans want us to do it again, we should do it again soon.''

Everyone smiled and drank their whiskey.

Chris-''Mick, did you and the narrator work things out?''

Michelle-''Yeah, we found some common ground....and it was his perfect burial spot.''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Eddie-''DAMN!!''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Nah, I'm kidding. Me and Devon are good. We talked and things are fine.''

Carlo-''Is that his actual name?''

Michelle-''Shit! I knew I forgot to ask him something.''

Everyone laughed!

Michelle-''Well, I'm sure I'll find out what his name is next time.''

Chris-''Awesome.''

Michelle-''Well, that's the end of the show!''

Chris-''We really hope you enjoyed it. And next week, we will be having our first special guest!''

Michelle-''Who is it, you ask? You'll have to tune in next time to find out.''

Carlo-''Do you know who it is, Mick?''

Michelle-''Hell no!''

Everyone burst out laughing!

Eddie-''Classic!''

Eddie poured the next round.

Carlo-''Take care, everyone!''

Chris-''See ya next time!''

Eddie-''Bye, guys & gals!''

Michelle-''Later, Moxies!''

Everyone drank their whiskey and put their glasses down.