God: Hey!

Me: Hey!

God: I need to talk to you about something.

Me: Wait, I need to go write. I'll talk to you later, God.

God: That's actually what I would like to talk with you about.

Me: My writing?

God: Yup.

Me: Okay?

God: I see you writing all the time about talking with me, but the funny thing is you hardly ever actually talk to me.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have let my writing replace my actual conversations with you...

God: Yes, you have.

Me: I'll try to do better.

God: Thank you.

Me: OH! This would be a great thing to put in my book!!!

God: Abby.

Me: I did it again.

God: I forgive you.

Me: Thanks, God. You're the best!

God: :D