Kenma's phone

00:29 AM

Kuroo 🍇

THERE'S A MOOOOOON LIKE YOUUUUUU

Kenma

No the fuck there's not

That would be one tiny ass moon

Kuroo 🍇

Issa song

Did you get into the Christmas spirit yet

Kenma

Nah, I'm waiting till December 1st

Which is really soon

Ugh, I should just wrap myself in gift paper and shit myself somewhere

Kuroo 🍇

Ship yourself to me or with me

Cmon Kenma

Just

LemmE LOVE YOUUUU

Kenma

Kuroo no

I'm getting tired of you always trying to flirt with me

Kuroo 🍇

:((((( I just want you to know how loved you are

Kenma

Sure you do

Anyway

I got into a fight today

Kuroo 🍇

WITH WHO

WHO NEEDS THEIR ASS BEAT

Kenma

In the youtube comment section dummy

Someone tried to push thanksgiving on me

And when I said that I don't do thanksgiving, they got all triggered

Kuroo 🍇

Oooooh been in a similar situation

We have a transfer student here from America. Well, he's japanese but he moved to America when he was really young, name's Kagami I think

Well anyway

It was last year and he was like

Hey guys let's go and celebrate thanksgiving

And we all were like

We don't really celebrate that

So he got mad

His friend had to calm him down, Kuroko I think idk their names. Volleyball team does not befriend the Basketball team

Except Oikawa. He's friends with Kise

Kenma

Ew sports

Kuroo 🍇

So yeah, anyway

I have a song for you

Kenma

Ugh again

Kuroo 🍇

ALL I WANT CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUU

Kenma

All I wany for Christmas is food

Kuroo 🍇

I'm a meal

Kenma

No you're an appetizer

Kuroo 🍇

Meanie linguini

Kenma

Bitch lasagna

Kuroo 🍇

Bolognese on this knee

Kenma

Eat a pear in Delaware

Kuroo 🍇

What are we doing

Kenma

Creating sick rap lyrics

Kuroo 🍇

I love us 😤😤❤❤

Kenma

Lmao same

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So it's been a while

before y'all attack me, I did not mean to insult thanksgiving, I think it's a good day to eat good food, but please STOP TELLING ME THAT. I literally had to explain to like 8 different people this week that neither I, nor any countries around my country, celebrate it. It's an American holiday, we Europeans don't got that. So please.

"Thanksgiving Day is a national holiday celebrated in Canada, the United States, some of the Caribbean Islands, and Liberia" THIS IS THE ACTUAL DESCRIPTION OF THANKSGIVING IN WIKI.

On another note, I get many notifs everyday so IF YOU LEAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION AT THE END OF SOME FIC I MIGHT NOT SEE IT STOP TELLING ME TO " CHECK THE COMMENTS" DO Y'ALL THINK I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME

Thank you for listening

- hatari