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ASTORIA HAS POSTED A STORY !

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theonott
wtf astoria?!
take that down rn
i have a girlfriend

astoriagreengrass
girlfriend?

theonott
just take the story down

astoriagreengrass
lmfao
is this a joke baby?

theonott
no
and i'm not ur baby
so pls stop calling me that

astoriagreengrass
tell me u are not back
with that fucking bitch

theonott
don't call her that

astoriagreengrass
SO IT IS HER

theonott
no, it's not sienna

astoriagreengrass
ur a fucking liar

theonott
believe whatever u want
just take the story down

astoriagreengrass
nah i'm good
u weren't saying any of this
when u had ur hands all
over me in the summer <3

theonott
for the last time astoria
i was blackout fucking drunk.
it meant nothing
i legit look out of it in that photo

astoriagreengrass
yeah well sienna dumped u
so what does it even matter???
why are u acting all high and mighty
when she left u for some golden retriever loser??

theonott
take the fucking story down

astoriagreengrass
no.
bc if it's not sienna,
then who the fuck is this
'girlfriend' u suddenly have?

theonott
none of ur business

astoriagreengrass
ohhh so she's real??
but not real enough
for u to say her name?

theonott
she's a ravenclaw.
she's just not ready to go public yet

astoriagreengrass
who🔪

theonott
doesn't matter
and stop w the knife emoji
it's kinda creepy

astoriagreengrass
no bc now i have to know
who the shy little ravenclaw slut is
she has no idea what she's in for 🔪

theonott
astoria.

astoriagreengrass
oh relax i won't hurt her
but if she thinks she's special
she's in for a rude fucking awakening

theonott
just take the story down

astoriagreengrass
nah
why don't u ask ur
cute lil ravenclaw gf to make me???

theonott
last time i'm asking nicely.

astoriagreengrass
or what?

theonott
or i'll block u

astoriagreengrass' mention of you in their story in no longer available
story was deleted by user

astoriagreengrass
ur such a fucking asshole

theonott
thank u

SI HAS POSTED !

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siennapotter can u tell i was bored in class? i'm so glad its t- 1 day until winter break!!

December 19th
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ginnywl WHY DID U POST THE GUY PHOTO LMFAOOOOO
⤷ siennapotter WHO SAID IT'S A GUY STFU
⤷ lunalovegood but who is it
⤷ ginnyweasley WE KNOW WHO IT IS
⤷ siennapotter it's a friend, just chill omg

hermionegranger so you just steal my cat now
⤷ siennapotter it's community property

mrshaleyjamesscott just pretend that cat is crookshanks (idk how to spell his name)

bzabini u and blake look cute but why does that tiramisu look like it has seen things
⤷ bzabinii bc she left it out for like 2 hours before eating it
⤷ siennapotter EXCUSE ME IT WAS STILL GOOD
⤷ bzabini sure babe

mattriddle tell the coffee guy i say hi
⤷ siennapotter U ARE SO ANNOYING
⤷ sarlupinblack i second that
⤷ mattriddle stay jealous blondie

dracomalfoy are we just not gonna talk about the random man
⤷ siennapotter YES
⤷ daphnegreengrass we're definitely talking about it

theonott who's the guy?
⤷ siennapotter UR MOTHER
⤷ theonott ur so fucking annoying
⤷ siennapotter cry abt it
⤷ theresanott miss u too sienna
⤷ siennapotter OMG MAMMA TESSA ILY 😻😻

astoriagreengrass whore behavior as always
⤷ pansyparkinson lmfaoooooo astoria still pressed
⤷ astoriagreengrass stfu pansy
⤷ pansyparkinson awww did i hurt ur feelings

user5 nah why does she always have a new man every post
⤷ siennapotter why r u stalking then
⤷ user5 bc it's entertaining
⤷ siennapotter ur welcome

sebastian_christianson pretty girl 🫶🏼
⤷ siennapotter thank u bash 🫶🏼

colette.nott babe why does it look like u just got dicked down before that coffee photo
⤷ siennapotter BITCH DO I KNOW U?
⤷ colette.nott i just tell the truth, btw i'm ur ex's sister!!! nice to meet u i hope it's okay i followed u
⤷ siennapotter nice to meet u too colette! yeah its fine. i'll follow back love <33

user798 do all the boys love u what do u have that we don't
⤷ siennapotter a personality

user78 SHE IS MOTHER

user26 just realized she's still single
⤷ siennapotter YES I AM

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SI HAS POSTED A STORY !

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theonott
salazar fucking slytherin
train fit?
more like trying to ruin my fucking life fit

siennapotter
?

theonott
don't "?" me
ur actually trying to kill me
i'm gonna walk into this train compartment
with a hard-on and it's gonna be ur fault

siennapotter
tragic

theonott
tragic??
baby i'm actually suffering here
ur tits look fucking insane

siennapotter
congrats

theonott
congrats?
why are u acting like a customer service rep rn
i'm literally in agony here azzurro

siennapotter
ok

theonott
???
what's ur problem

siennapotter
no problem

theonott
bullshit
flirt back u bitch ❤️

siennapotter
i said i don't have a problem theo
but pls go flirt w ur fist i'm sure u'd have fun

theonott
sienna wtf
don't call me theo like that u sound like ur about to fucking hex me
is this about astoria?

siennapotter
why would it be about aswhoria?
ooops typo

theonott
yeah i'm sure it was 😭😭
idk maybe bc she posted a pic acting like she's my fucking wife
and now ur giving me the driest texts of my life

siennapotter
i already knew u snogged her
u told me urself

theonott
yeah so??
why are u acting like this then

siennapotter
i'm not acting like anything

theonott
sienna.
stop playing with me
ur pissed

siennapotter
i don't get pissed over
things i don't care about

theonott
ur so fucking annoying
why do u lie like this
just admit ur mad and let me grovel like a proper man

siennapotter
what is there to grovel for?
u got drunk and snogged astoria
5 months after we broke up
i literally don't care baby
it's fine
we're fine amore

theonott
ur literally lying to my face rn

siennapotter
i literally don't care

theonott
then why are u acting like this

siennapotter
acting like what?

theonott
acting like ur a customer service bot
acting like ur some unbothered queen
when ur literally pissed as fuck
ARGUE BACK DAMMIT

siennapotter
why would i be pissed when i did worse?
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theo i love you baby let's just forget this okay
i just got uncomfortable abt her posting a story
w u r tongues touching that's all
i actually gagged when i saw it
and i blocked her after

theonott
azzurro i'm so sorry baby
i told her to delete it immediately bc i have a gf

siennapotter
thank you ❤️
did u tell her it's me?

theonott
no, i said some shy ravenclaw chick

siennapotter
good

theonott
so ARE u mad

siennapotter
idk what ur talking about

theonott
stop gaslighting me

siennapotter
u sound like a tiktok girl

theonott
don't try to distract me
ur mad. just say it.

siennapotter
im not mad

theonott
SIENNA

siennapotter
anyways enjoy ur train ride

theonott
NO FUCK U SIENNA
GET BACK HERE
DON'T LEAVE ME ON DELIVERED

siennapotter
read

theonott
i hate u so much
seen
NO FUCK BLUE
I LOVE YOU
BLUE?

THEO HAS POSTED A STORY !

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siennapotter
obsessed with ur little cry for attention rn

theonott
obsessed with the fact that it worked

siennapotter
ur insufferable

theonott
and yet u still love me

siennapotter
debatable

theonott
nahhh
not debatable at all
ur actually the most obsessed

siennapotter
the delusion is scary

theonott
ok well since i have ur attention
what's the excuse ur giving ur mum tmrw?

siennapotter
excuse for what

theonott
to sneak out and come to mine
mamma wants to see u
says she'll make ur favorite
(italian version, obviously)

siennapotter
ur mum asked for me???

theonott
yeah she literally adores u
lowkey think she likes u more than she likes me

siennapotter
can't blame her tbh

theonott
fuck off

siennapotter
kidding
(not really)

theonott
anyway
what's the plan
how are u escaping

siennapotter
no idea
mum is like. fully in detective mode rn
she thinks i'm gonna sneak out and go snog some boy

theonott
where would she get that idea

siennapotter
literally no clue

theonott
must be so stressful being so innocent

siennapotter
it is
like i've had no d in like 24 hours

theonott
lmao u are legit crazy
but pls figure it out
i need to see u
and my mother will personally
murder me if u don't come

siennapotter
tell her i died

theonott
baby

siennapotter
tell her i got kidnapped

theonott
she'll actually go to the ministry
and demand an investigation
plus she doenst need more stress blue

siennapotter
fair point
I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE
MAMMA TESSA AHHHH
theonott liked your message

theonott
i'll help u come up with a lie
what about saying ur going
to diagon alley with luna?

siennapotter
hate that u immediately
assumed i'd be lying

theonott
what else would u be doing
james potter would murder me if he knew
where his baby girl is sneaking off too
i mean ***my baby girl 😉

siennapotter
ew only daddy calls me baby girl
u are not my daddy!
WEVE ESTABLISHED TWO WEEKS AGO
WHEN U WERE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND

theonott
ok chill ragazza
don't get ur knickers in a twist

siennapotter
ugh fine
the luna excuse works
i'll floo over at noon

theonott
perfetto
ti aspetto, amore mio

siennapotter
ur so fucking dramatic

theonott
yeah and?
u love it

siennapotter
do i?

theonott
u literally do

siennapotter
ok maybe

theonott
knew it
now go be a good little liar and
make sure ur mum doesn't get suspicious

siennapotter
she won't
i'm an expert!!

theonott
yeah that's what i'm afraid of

siennapotter
I resent that teddy!

Penny Speaks
hi loves

— this chapter was a bit longer than usual, sorry for that i got carried away writing the one on one sienna and theo texting

— next chapter is the winter break and it's gonna be cute moments of theo and sienna (at the beginning at least)