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theonott
rude
i do not fall asleep all the time

siennapotter
well u did this time

theonott
that's bc the notebook is so boring

siennapotter
one it's a classic
two u legit sobbed the first time we watched it
like a fucking baby wailing for his mummy

theonott
i was sensitive that day
i was on my man period

siennapotter
there is no such thing baby
but sure
just admit u fell asleep bc u are an old man

theonott
i was tired ok?
i'm a 7th year i have newts blue
it's really fucking hard

siennapotter
well next time keep ur giant hand to urself

theonott
that's not what u said yesterday
when it was between ur legs

siennapotter
🤦‍♀️

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siennapotter
so is mrs norris 💀

theonott
she's a cat
don't call her mrs
that's fucking weird
filch needs therapy

siennapotter
and so does mrs norris after walking in on us

theonott
she'll live
she's a cat
they have 10 lives or some shit

siennapotter
i think it's 7 lives teddy

theonott
whatever
sisi i'm starving 🥺

siennapotter
ugh okay
don't use the pouty emoji
u know i always cave!!!
let's go to the kitchens
meet me there in 10
i'll take the cloak

theonott
i meant i need ur vitamin p

siennapotter
again?

theonott
what?

siennapotter
fine ror in ten

theonott
i love you ❤️

siennapotter
i love you too 😒

SI HAS POSTED A STORY !

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theonott
i'm kinda older than u

siennapotter
six months doesn't count

theonott
yes it does
if someone is a baby it's u

siennapotter
jeez this was a cute story
now u ruined it

theonott
aww i'm sorry baby
u can come to my dorm if u want

siennapotter
i'll pass
u're on a timeout

theonott
azzurro? wtf

siennapotter
TIMEOUT

theonott
baby don't be like this

siennapotter
u don't wanna be my baby
so u can fuck off

theonott
no no no baby
i wanna be ur baby totally
one hundred percent baby
i'm your baby

siennapotter
you're my baby?

theonott
i'm your baby

siennapotter
yayayaay 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
TIMEOUT REMOVED

theonott
thank salazar
u are so bipolar damn

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siennapotter
I don't know how to backflip
and i'm currently breathing
so

theonott
good girl

siennapotter
ew don't call me that
I don't have a daddy kink

theonott
wtf azzurro?
calling u a good girl has nothing
to do w a daddy kink
oh i see what u did there
my bad

siennapotter
good boy

theonott
😒

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theonott
aww blue u admit it
u r so in love w me that u think
i'm hot even when I look like a monkey

siennapotter
how dare u insult my bf
take that back u dick

theonott
wtf sienna
i'm ur boyfriend

siennapotter
i need help asap
bc theodore nott is way too hot rn

theonott
thank you?

siennapotter
I'M STILL MAD AT U FOR
CALLING MY BF A MONKEY

theonott
BUT I'M UR BF!!!

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siennapotter
theo.

theonott
what

siennapotter
"i love ur ass" ???? r u serious

theonott
dead serious
have u seen it?
perfect. amazing.
it's so round and smooth
slappable too

siennapotter
😐

theonott
i love ur smile too, azzurro
happy?

siennapotter
maybe

theonott
ur so annoying

siennapotter
ur literally my baby shut up

theonott
i know i am

siennapotter
yay you've learned ur lesson

theonott
i'm good like that
come over

siennapotter
im literally in bed

theonott
i'll keep ur ass warm

siennapotter
stoppppppp

theonott
say u love me and maybe i will

siennapotter
i love u. now shut up

theonott
i love u too azzurro

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theonott
horny mf?????
this is defamation

siennapotter
ITS NOT WHEN ITS TRUE

theonott
ur literally the one posting pics of us half naked??
and i'm the horny one??

siennapotter
i'm just documenting my suffering
bc SOMEONE won't let me study in peace

theonott
not my fault ur so distractingly hot

siennapotter
😐 ur insufferable

theonott
u love it

siennapotter
i really don't

theonott
u do. ur obsessed with me, azzurro

siennapotter
obsessed with getting u
to shut up so i can actually study

theonott
ur obsessed with me AND my abs,
just admit it

siennapotter
theodore lorenzo
u r the human embodiment of a headache

theonott
a sexy headache tho

siennapotter
goodbye

theonott
no wait
come back
ily 🩷

siennapotter
ur so lucky i love u too

theonott
that's so true
now go back to studying or wtvr
i'll be here all alone
seen

theonott
SIENNA?
great

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siennapotter
theo

theonott
sisi

siennapotter
u posted that

theonott
yeah

siennapotter
why?

theonott
bc u look cute

siennapotter
cute??

theonott
painfully cute actually
borderline adorable really
like a little blueberry

siennapotter
u know i'm actually gonna die now, right?

theonott
nah, u'll live
just more blushing

siennapotter
shut up omg

theonott
no. u like it.

siennapotter
but like. my face, theo
it's just my face

theonott
and?
it's a beautiful face

siennapotter
no yeah I mean I know that
idk it's just yk

theonott
it's perfect

siennapotter
theo

theonott
what?
i'm serious

siennapotter
ur gonna make me cry omg
stopppp no
actually i'm in tears

theonott
stop
he doesn't deserve ur tears

siennapotter
how did u know?
i mean i know, its just
i didn't like
i dont think i love loved him
not like i love u anyway
but it still hurt when he posted that pic yk?
like i was an object or something idk

theonott
this is how it should be, azzurro
ur body doenst matter
neither does ur face tbh
i vibe w ur soul and that works for me

siennapotter
you're too good to me 🥺

theonott
nah, i just see u properly ❤️

siennapotter
thank u teddy

theonott
anytime azzurro
i'm always here
siennapotter liked your message

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theonott
ok now ur just trying to kill me

siennapotter
you started it

theonott
didn't think u'd take it this far, azzurro

siennapotter
is it bad?

theonott
bad? nah
it's perfect
ur perfect

siennapotter
you're biased.

theonott
damn right i am
ur mine

siennapotter
ok ok i've blushed enough
now stop typing

theonott
ur too pretty for ur own good,
u know that?

siennapotter
you make me sound like a work of art

theonott
bc u are

siennapotter
ur making me blush again

theonott
good. suits u.

siennapotter
stop.

theonott
admit it, u love me

siennapotter
maybe today i'm on my
anti theodore loving day

theonott
ur what?

siennapotter
fine. i love you
happy?

theonott
yeah, but not as happy as u're
gonna be when i see u later

siennapotter
theo!!

theonott
what? just vibing with ur soul, azzurro
totally innocent

siennapotter
you're a liar

theonott
ok, maybe not totally

Penny Speaks
hi loves

— just a filler chapter of sisi and theo dating in secret before the drama goes down

— also these stories were posted throughout November and  December so I'll do the winter break soon