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theo ❤️
7:02 | today

azzurro ❤️‍🩹

theo ❤️
uhm what?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
i'm sad
and super fucking bored

theo ❤️
i'm sorry to hear that baby
good morning to u too i guess
u look beautiful tho
if that helps

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
NO THEODORE IT DOESN'T HELP

theo ❤️
ok...
so u woke up this morning and chose violence?
got it
also are u naked?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
THEODORE

theo ❤️
WHAT SIENNA?
why are we yelling btw
it's too early for this
i literally have transfig in 30 minutes fml

azzurro ❤️‍🩹

theo ❤️
i 💀
WHAT
WHERE DID U GET THAT?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹

theo ❤️
is that from pinterest?
or do u actually own that shirt
did u wear that with Christianson?
EWW UGH JUST GAVE MYSELF GAG REFLEXES

azzurro ❤️‍🩹

theo ❤️
salazar fucking slytherin
that shit's nasty
i gotta think happy go lucky shit
like u on ur knees for me
fuck much better 😌

azzurro ❤️‍🩹

theo ❤️
FOR FUCKS SAKE SIENNA
I GET IT
I'LL EAT U OUT WHEN I'M DONE WITH CHARMS
PERIOD 3 OKAY?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
OKAY
WAS THAT SO HARD

theo ❤️
yes actually
it's very hard rn
thanks to u blue

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
good boy

theo ❤️
ew don't call me that
I don't have a mommy kink

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
ugh u're no fun

theo ❤️
ugh u're no fun

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
🖕🏼

theo ❤️
now stop texting innapropriate shit
i have class
ttyl baby
i love you

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
love u too teddy

theo ❤️

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
gladly 🎀
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slyhoes
17:24 | today

b
so what's the plan tonight?
i'm bored as fuck

matty
aren't u always bored?

b
aren't u always fucking around w the same three girls?
switch it up, my guy

matty
they're reliable
loyalty is sexy

b
u wouldn't know loyalty if it punched u in the face, mattheo

matty
u sound jealous, blaise

b
jealous of what?
ur std collection?

daph
boys, shut up

dray
seconded.

b
shut up, draco
ur opinion doesn't count

dray
why not?

b
bc u spend two hours a day
in the fucking bath like a victorian maiden

matty
nah, for real tho
what the fuck are u doing in there?
writing poetry?

dray
it's called self-care
maybe u should try it

pans
draco's right. y'all are disgusting

matty
no one asked, pansy

pans
no one asked u to have the personality of a soggy sock,
yet here we are

theo
can we stay on topic?

daph
thank u, theo
someone with a brain

b
lmao, theo has a brain now?
news to me

theo
fuck u blaise

matty
ok but for real, what are we doing?
bc i'm not sitting around this dorm all night

daph
we could drink?

pans
we always drink.

b
that's bc drinking is fun

dray
we could play poker or something

matty
poker?
what are we, 40?

b
says the man who dated a 40-year-old last summer

matty
she was 35
n we just shagged
liked twice
ok maybe more
until her husband found out

pans
ew

daph
ew

theo
ew

b
ew

dray
ew

matty
y'all are just jealous

pans
jealous of ur mummy issues?
pass.

b
anyways, are we doing something or not?

matty
let's drink in the dorm
and see what happens

daph
fine, but draco's not allowed to disappear
into the bath for two hours this time

dray
oh fuck off daph

pans
seconded @daph

theo
i'll bring firewhiskey

b
holy salazar
theo's volunteering?
what's gotten into u lately?

matty
nah, for real
u've been weirdly chill
like happy

daph
suspiciously happy

pans
VERY suspiciously happy

theo
i'm not allowed to be in a good mood?

b
not when u're u

matty
ur default setting is brooding
since sisi dumped u in march
but suddenly
u're all smiles and volunteering to bring booze

b
is the old theo back?
i loved that guy
still love u mate, u're just a bit boring recently
understandably ofc

daph
i call bullshit
who's the girl?

theo
there's no girl

b
lmao, that was way too quick, man

pans
DEFLECTING

theo
i'm not deflecting

matty
so there IS a girl

theo
i didn't say that

daph
u didn't deny it either

pans
SPILL RN NOTTY NOT

theo
there's nothing to spill

b
u're full of shit
as usual

daph
is it sienna?

theo
what? no.

matty
oh 100% it's not sienna
they might be on good terms
but she just dumped brad

pans
u mean bash?

matty
wtvr the bloke's a tool

b
ok, but like
are u making a move or nah?

theo
no, she just got out of a long relationship
i'm giving her space
why u asking?

daph
bc we're ur friends
and we care about u

pans
and bc we love drama.

matty
mostly the drama part tbh

theo
there's no drama

b
boring

daph
suspicious

dray
can we drop it?

b
why do u care, draco?

pans
oh my salazar DRACO

daph
DRACO?

matty
DRACO

theo
what the fuck is going on?
am i supposed to say draco too?

b
nah, spill, dray
why are u so eager to change the subject?

dray
i'm not

pans
liar

b
now i'm interested

matty
yeah, same
but it's probably nothing
draco is THE drama king

theo
draco?

dray
it's nothing theo

b
bc u're hiding something

pans
bc he's guilty

theo
guilty of what?

dray
nothing.

daph
poker?

matty
yeah i'm so ready to beat ur asses
LET'S PLAY STRIP POKER

b
mattheo

daph
UGH

pans
dirty mind is always on isn't it?

matty
pretty much yeah

theo
u will have to keep ur clothes on
bc i dont wanna see ur naked ass tf
u always lose mat
every
single
time

matty
sienna should've smothered u
w her 🐱 when she had the chance

theo
say that to my face
i dare you

matty
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THEODORE
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I'M SO SORRY BRO

b
one of these days ur filthy mouth will get u killed

daph
not if lupin-black kills him first

private conversation
azzurro ❤️‍🩹
22:37 | today

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
theo where the fuck are u
it's 22:37
u said ten. it's fucking 37 minutes past
i'm literally sitting in the ror like an idiot rn

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
ur not bailing on me are u???

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
theo

theo ❤️
i'm not bailing calm down

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
u CALM DOWN
wtf am i supposed to think?
we said ten
we've been doing this for nine days
and now u're already blowing me off like last time

theo ❤️
i'm not blowing u off, azzurro
chill baby

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
don't call me azzurro right now

theo ❤️
seriously?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
YES SERIOUSLY

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
theo
r u with ur mum?
did she call? is she ok?

theo ❤️
no. i'm not with my mum
she didn't call, she's fine si

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
then wtf is going on???

theo ❤️
i'm in my dorm

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
okay??? so come here???

theo ❤️
i can't just get up and leave.

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
WHY NOT

theo❤️
bc the gang is here

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
so? make something up
what r u even doing rn
that's so important???

theo ❤️
we're playing strip poker

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

theo ❤️
it's not like i suggested it???

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
ur seriously sitting in ur dorm with parkinson,
daphne, malfoy, blaise, and mattheo
PLAYING STRIP POKER while i'm sitting here waiting for u???

theo ❤️
i didn't want to, ok?
they roped me into it

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
THEY ROPED U INTO IT?
THEODORE
so u can strip for ur friends when
u should be here stripping for me??!?

theo ❤️
i'm not stripping

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
oh well that makes me feel so much better
thanks

theo ❤️
don't be like this, azzurro

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
STOP CALLING ME AZZURRO
I'M MAD RN

theo ❤️
i'm trying, ok?
i just need to figure out how
to leave without them asking questions

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
just say u're going to the kitchens or something.

theo ❤️
good idea blue
i'll be there in a sec
i promise

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
u better. bc if this is like last time

theo ❤️
it's NOT like last time
i'm not blowing u off
i swear baby

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
theo

theo ❤️
yeah?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
if u didn't wanna do this anymore u'd tell me, right?

theo ❤️
sienna. don't.

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
don't what?

theo ❤️
don't do this
don't get in ur head abt shit that's not true
i want u so much and u know that
just wait five minutes pls

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
why should i?

theo ❤️
bc i'm asking u to
bc i care about u
bc i'm not gonna fuck this up again

theo ❤️
five minutes, azzurro
i swear

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
u better
and u owe me btw

theo ❤️
anything u want

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
yeah?

theo ❤️
yeah

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
ur eating me out twice

theo ❤️
deal

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
AND giving me a massage

theo ❤️
deal

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
AND braiding my hair after

theo ❤️
deal

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
AND letting me wear ur hoodie again

theo ❤️
the dark blue one?

azzurro ❤️‍🩹
always. u have five minutes

theo ❤️
on my way blue
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— also just realized my texting format looks unsymmetrical on the wattpad phone app bc i edit this story on my ipad and was formatting it to look neat on the ipad but since it's wider it looks different so idk i'll try and fix it later on my phone bc i'm a perfectionist