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7:12 | today

mum🩷
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY BABY GIRL! 🎉🎂🩷
17 years ago, I pushed out the most gorgeous, sassiest little bundle of chaos.
I love you so much, sweetheart!

daddy ❤️
MY BABY GIRL IS OF AGE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINCESS! 🩷🩷🩷
I'm not crying, you're crying

uncle padfoot 🌟
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SI!✨
Who would've thought you'd make it to 17 with your mouth and sass?
Proud of you, kid.

uncle moony 🌙
Happy birthday, darling! ❤️
Seventeen looks good on you.
But if you get into any more trouble this year, I'm blaming your father.

haz 🧸
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SI!
seventeen? merlin help us all 🙄

sar 🪽
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BESTIE!💗
can't wait to celebrate later! 🥳🥂
(yes, minnie is letting us use the ROR, u r welcome bitch)

si
GUYS STOP I'M CRYING ALREADY🥹🥹
i thought you lot forgot my birthday bc you're all useless, but this makes up for it ❤️

mum 🩷
We would NEVER forget, darling.
But you're hard to surprise.

si
omg the balloons on my bed???
HEART-SHAPED??
are you kidding me?! who did that??

daddy ❤️
Your uncles and I may have coordinated.
You like them, sweetheart?

si
LIKE THEM?!
DADDY I LOVE THEM🥹🩷

uncle padfoot 🌟
Of course you do. Only the best for our princess.
Did you see the presents yet?

si
not yet bc gin and blake are screaming at me
and hugging me and won't let me breathe
but gimme a sec

si
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
THE LEATHER JACKET? THE NECKLACE??
THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP TICKETS???
are you lot TRYING to make me cry? bc it's WORKING

daddy ❤️
Only the best for my princess. 🩷

uncle moony 🌙
Do you like the books, love?

si
LIKE THEM? MOONY, THEY'RE EVERYTHING 🥹
you're the best uncle in the world. even better than sirius.

uncle padfoot 🌟
EXCUSE ME?
Rude. Take it back.

si
no.
also, uncle paddy, the jacket SLAPS
it's already my favorite thing ever

uncle padfoot 🌟
Damn right it does 😏
It's enchanted, too.
Keeps you warm and makes you look hot.

mum 🩷
SIRIUS, DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.

si
too late, mum. 😏

sar 🪽
i hope you're ready for later, si.
gin and i worked our asses off on this party
the ror is gonna look INSANE

si
ugh, i love you both so much <3
haz, u better not ruin it with ur boring ass

haz 🧸
wow thanks, si 🙄
i'll just sit in the corner and not talk, then

si
perfect 💋

daddy ❤️
Okay, sweetheart, your mum and I will see you at lunch in Hogsmeade.
We cleared our schedules to make it.

si
WAIT WHAT??
you're coming??

mum 🩷
Of course, darling.
We wouldn't miss it. 🩷

uncle padfoot 🌟
The best uncles in the world will be there, too.
Obviously.

si
STOP IT RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
i love you all so much, it's disgusting

haz 🧸
ew

sar 🪽
get over it, haz
u know u love her

si
ofc he does 😚
now if you'll excuse me,
i have to go sob into my new jacket ❤️

SI HAS POSTED !

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siennapotter 17 years of being the best human being in the potter family— bitches argue with the wall 🩷 and also one year closer to being a MILF
ft. luna the sweetest human baked me a cake it's in slide 4

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ginnywl YES, BABY, YOU'RE A GODDESS I'M OBSESSED 🩷
⤷ siennapotter says the actual goddess ily gin
⤷ harrypotter can you two stop flirting in public? thanks
⤷ ginnywl go kiss my boyfriend, potter
⤷ harrypotter I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND

mrshaleyjamesscott pls ignore the spanish writing in photo 8
⤷ mrshaleyjamesscott also pretend the second photo is in the gryffindor 6th year girls dorms

bzabinii the lingerie photo? iconic. u're a slut for the aesthetic, and i love that for u
⤷ siennapotter AND YOU ENABLE ME. LOVE YOU

lunalovegood__ that cake was baked with love! 💕 hope u felt the magic, si
⤷ siennapotter luna, the cake made me cry. best present ever 💗
⤷ ginnywl it was the wine that made you cry, let's be honest

jamespotter MY BABY GIRL IS STUNNING 😍
⤷ harrypotter ok, we get it, dad
⤷ siennapotter shut up, haz. dad, you're the best 🥹🩵

sarlupinblack YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE RHODE PRODUCTS YOU ABSOLUTE BRAT. I NEED TO BE PRAISED
⤷ siennapotter I AM OBSESSED SAR!!! you're a goddess ❤️ (but yeah get over yourself lmao)
⤷ daddysiriusblack oh merlin, the ego on you both. it's unbearable.

mattriddle 17 balloons floating away just like your dignity. love the aesthetic, tho 😉
⤷ siennapotter go choke on your daddy issues, mattheo
⤷ daphgreengrass ok, i'm screaming. also happy birthday queen 🩷
⤷ siennapotter thank you baby 🥰

chochangofficial Gorgeous as always. Happy birthday, Sienna! 🎂💖
⤷ siennapotter thank you, cho! you're too sweet x

ronweasley why are you so extra? 🙄
⤷ hermionegranger Ronald, shut up. She looks beautiful.
⤷ siennapotter thank you, mione. someone tell ur boyfriend to go eat a chocolate frog and choke on it
⤷ bzabinii u love to tell people to choke on things... is that a personal kink?
⤷ siennapotter i'm blocking u blake!

user48672 Another birthday dump for another Gryffindor slut 🙄
⤷ siennapotter aww, thanks for the engagement, love xoxo
⤷ ginnywl say that again and i'll hex you
⤷ harrypotter watch your mouth

lilyjpotter That last photo makes me cry every time. My babies 🩷
⤷ siennapotter love you, mum. 🩷 and thanks for the insane balloons and bracelet

user99345 First Theo, now Bash... wonder who's next 🤡
⤷ siennapotter not you, babe. stay mad.
⤷ bzabini some of y'all are so pressed lmao.
⤷ siennapotter right?? losers. 

bzabini happy birthday si! you look pretty 🖤
⤷ siennapotter thanks, blaise! you're not bad yourself 😉
⤷ bzabinii he's mid, don't gas him up

dylanwood happy bday sisi
⤷ siennapotter thanks dyl <3

harrypotter pic 9 >>> everything else
⤷ siennapotter best for last, duh. love you, twin 🩵
⤷ ginnywl ok, but explain the uterus thing again
⤷ harrypotter no.

user22415 so overhyped. she's not even that pretty
⤷ siennapotter tell that to your mirror, love xoxo
ginnywl she ate you up. try again

sebastian_christianson happy birthday to the most beautiful girl in the world, i love you so much baby ❤️
⤷ siennapotter bash 🥹 i love you sm ❤️
⤷ harrypotter ok, now i'm gonna throw up 🤢

cormacmclaggen hot

daddysiriusblack she's perfect, and she gets it from me
⤷ remuslupin Sirius, stop it.
⤷ siennapotter you're both perfect! now kiss

romildavane weird how she acts like everyone loves her when half the school thinks she's a whore
⤷ astoriagreengrass fr

user45 why are you so hot, omg? I'm crying
⤷ siennapotter thank you, babe 🩵 you're iconic.

user267 Sienna Potter owns Hogwarts. everyone else is irrelevant
⤷ harrypotter please don't encourage her smh

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ginnywl happy birthday to my day one! i love you more than words can say ❤️ you are my best friend always and forever and i can't wait for your brother to put a ring on my finger so we can be sisters for real. you're the loml, pls never change sisi 🥰
ps we were the cutest little pookies 🥹

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bzabinii the queen of bitches turns 17. happy birthday my baby girl, i love you bluebird even if i tease you to death my love
ps i'm still praying you turn lesbian for me 🤭 cause boys ain't shit

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LUNA HAS POSTED !

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lunalovegood__ happy birthday sienna sweet of my heart. i love you so much ❤️✨ and i'll forever bake you cakes because you're one of my best friends and i'll cherish our friendship until i die 💞

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HARRY HAS POSTED !

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harrypotter i guess happy birthday is in order. 17 or 7?
anyways i do love you sis, please never stop annoying me shitless, you kind of grew on me after all these years ❤️
don't let this get into your big inflated ego bluepoo

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SEBASTIAN HAS POSTED !

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sebastian_christianson happy birthday my love ❤️ i'm so grateful to have you in my life sisi girl, you're the most beautiful and talented and intelligent and fucking amazing girl i've ever met. i want you always baby, and i hope you have an amazing day. i love you so much 🫶🏼

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harrypotter delete this rn

ginnywl sebastian u have 5 seconds to delete this shit before i bat bogey hex ur ass

bzabinii christianson wtf is this shit u fucking disgusting pig

lunalovegood__ that's not very nice 😡

daphgreengrass wtf ew what a dick

cormacmclaggen hot

user687 i bet she's tight af

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private messages
bash 💌
11:05| today

bash 💌
happy birthday baby ❤️
my love?
oh baby i'm sorry
seen

bash 💌
pls sisi girl
can we talk?
i'm so sorry
I wasn't thinking
seen

bash 💌
sisi ❤️
I love you so much
it's your bday let's not ruin that
your party will be awsome
i'm so excited
i'm sorry baby
seen

bash 💌
okay now you're just being immature
fine
sienna!
baby i'm sorry
seen

theo —theodore nott
sienna —azzurro 🩵

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theodore nott
23:48 | today

theodore nott
happy birthday, blue

azzurro 🩵
oh
so we're texting me now?
again? 😒

theodore nott
i mean, i already fucked up last week
so why not keep the streak going?

azzurro 🩵
lmao bold of u to assume i wanna hear from u today of all days

theodore nott
yeah, yeah, you hate me.  i get it.
still. you're 17 now. figured it's worth a text

azzurro 🩵
okay, congrats on figuring out how birthdays work
anything else? or are you done pretending to be sweet?

theodore nott
fuck, sienna, can't i just say happy birthday without getting roasted?
i was TRYING to be nice

azzurro 🩵
trying? sounds fake but okay
what do you want, theo? really

theodore nott
i don't want anything
i was just thinking about u
it's a big deal, turning of age and all
figured i should say something
i'm trying not to be a dipshit

azzurro 🩵
right. bc me being an adult means so much to u now
not when u were ignoring me last year tho🤔

theodore nott
oh come on, sienna
you're not seriously gonna bring that up on ur birthday

azzurro 🩵
i mean, u texted me
so yeah, i'll bring up whatever i want
why even bother, theo?
you've moved on. i've moved on.
i'm with sebastian now, remember?

theodore nott
yeah, i fucking remember
trust me, it's impossible to forget with ur stupid instagram posts

azzurro 🩵
lmao you're stalking my instagram now? cute 🥺
didn't know seb was living rent-free in your head

theodore nott
he's not
you are

azzurro 🩵
what the fuck, theo??!
u don't get to say shit like that anymore

theodore nott
yeah, well, it's true
i haven't stopped thinking about u, azzurro
not once

azzurro 🩵
you're such an asshole
u can't just text me this shit on my birthday
what am i even supposed to say to that?

theodore nott
u don't have to say anything
i just wanted u to know

azzurro 🩵
well, congrats, you've officially ruined my vibe 🤠

theodore nott
that's not what i wanted
i just u know
i miss you, sienna

azzurro 🩵
don't

theodore nott
don't what?

azzurro 🩵
don't do this
don't act like we're gonna have some fairytale reunion
i'm with sebastian. i'm happy.
i don't need u anymore, theo

theodore nott
right. sure.
happy fucking birthday, sienna

azzurro 🩵
goodnight theo

theodore nott
sent you 250 galleons via wiz transfer
click here to view your account details

azzuro 🩵
theo what tf is that?

theodore nott
ur birthday present
no refunds r accepted

azzurro 🩵
i don't want ur money
fuck off

azzurro 🩵
sent you 250 galleons via wiz transfer
click here to view your account details

azzurro 🩵
try that again and i will block u

theodore nott
ok i won't
enjoy ur party blue
seen

Sienna stares at her phone for a long moment before shoving it into her bag and forcing herself back into the party. Her smile is wide, her laugh loud, but inside? Her mind's still spinning. And Theo? He throws his phone across the dorm room, cursing under his breath before lighting a cigarette to burn away the ache in his chest.

Penny Speaks
hi loves

— sorry i think this was longer than usual I got carried away

— i didn't write comments on the bday posts bc i'm lazy

— flashback will be soon (i'm excited)