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SEBASTIAN HAS POSTED !

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sebastian_christianson my gorgeous girl 🌸

September 10th
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siennapotter and my man, thank u to my man ❤️
⤷ sebastian_christianson always sisi ❤️

sarlupinblack vomiting bc u two are disgustingly cute 🤢
⤷ sebastian_christianson u love us, admit it
⤷ sarlupinblack meh

harrypotter my twin,everyone. i'm legally obligated to tolerate her
⤷ siennapotter ur jealousy is showing, haz
⤷ harrypotter jealous of u? lmao

lilyjpotter This is such a sweet photo! The flowers suit her. 🌸
⤷ sebastian_christianson thanks, mrs. potter! trying to stay in her good graces
⤷ jamespotter smart move, son.

bzabini ur caption is so golden retriever it hurts.
⤷ sebastian_christianson u say that like it's a bad thing
⤷ mattriddle usually it doesn't get u laid

torigreengrass hey bashy

user59 she's pretty but we all know she's just hopping from guy to guy, let's be fucking real
⤷ user12 ok but why do u care tho? sebastian doesn't seem to mind

hermione.granger You look lovely, Sienna! Sebastian, nice flowers!
⤷ siennapotter thanks, mione 🥹
⤷ sebastian_christianson appreciate it, hermione!

ginnywl sebastian, why are u setting the boyfriend bar so high? other guys are mad rn @harrypotter
⤷ sebastian_christianson just treating her how she deserves.
⤷ siennapotter ily ginny 😭😭😭 u did not just tag my brother lmao

thedracomalfoy should i tag him?
⤷ daphgreengrass don't dray

user1 ugh i wanna date both of them
⤷ user90 same, honestly

user23 they won't last. she'll dump him like she dumped theo
⤷ user6 this is why u r single
⤷ siennapotter haters fuel me mwah @user23

user21 whore alert

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ginny —ginger bitch
blake —mean bitch
luna —ethereal bitch
sienna—queen bitch

bitch coven
18:47 | today

ginger bitch
okay i'm gonna say it
i can't do this anymore i'm dying.
i want harry.
i need harry.

queen bitch
FINALLY
took u long enough🙄

mean bitch
BREAKING NEWS: ginny is weak.
more at 11

ginger bitch
shut tf up blake
i'm serious, the break is literally ruining me
it's like what's the point of life if i can't kiss him??

ethereal bitch
oh that's so cute
you must really love him 💕

queen bitch
she's OBSESSED luna
like clinically.

ginger bitch
excuse me for having a functioning heart, sienna

queen bitch
ew so gross
but also marry him so u can be my sister-in-law pls

ginger bitch
omg ur so selfish
i'm having a crisis and all u care about is me being ur sister

queen bitch
yes
correct.

mean bitch
wait ginny quick q

ginger bitch
what now?

mean bitch
was harry good? like was he worth ruining ur life over?

queen bitch
oh my god BLAKE WTF 💀

ginger bitch
I WILL NOT ANSWER THAT

mean bitch
so... yes? 👀

ethereal bitch
this is so fascinating🧚🏼‍♀️

ginger bitch
LUNA DON'T ENCOURAGE HER

queen bitch
gin, ur lucky i ship u with my twin bc i'd be throwing up rn otherwise

ginger bitch
I love him so much it's insane ugh
sienna how do u not get it?!!
like if harry wasn't ur twin, u'd understand

queen bitch
ew
no
harry is literally a stuffed bear come to life
how do u even find him sexy?? 🤮

ethereal bitch
that's cute 🤗🤗🤗
he is kinda of like a teddy bear
but also, he has good shoulders.

ginger bitch
THANK U LUNA
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT
so what do i do???
like do i just go up to him and be like hi, let's get back together???

queen bitch
yes

ethereal bitch
oh, that sounds so romantic 💗💞🩷

mean bitch
sounds pathetic, no offense

ginger bitch
wow thanks blake
super fucking helpful

mean bitch
always here to serve babe

queen bitch
gin, just tell him the truth
harry's a simp
he'll come running

ginger bitch
he's not a simp!

queen bitch
ok maybe u were the simp since day one,
but I can guarantee my bro is miserable w/ u

mean bitch
haz most def has severe blue b rn

queen bitch
wtf is that?

ginger bitch
she means blue balls
honestly how r u so innocent sometimes like u DATED theodore nott

queen bitch
ok first of all EW EW EW
second i'm not innocent and
NEVER EVER USE THE WORD BLUE IN THAT CONTEXT AGAIN

mean bitch
aww baby misses nott calling her blue? 🥺

queen bitch
don't patronize me!
and i'm with bash btw bitch

ethereal bitch
well, back to ginevra
i think she should serenade him again

mean bitch
LMAO LOVEGOOD U ARE MY IDOL RN

queen bitch
eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad

mean bitch
hair as dark as a blackboard

ethereal bitch
I wish he was mine, he is very divine ✨

ginger bitch
STOP
FUCKING STOP OKAY
THIS IS BETRAYAL I WAS ELEVEN

queen bitch
the hero who defeated the dark lord
😍😍😍😍

ginger bitch
okay fine
maybe i am the simp in the relationship
BUT THAT WHOLE THING U JUST DID WAS WRONG THATS NOT EVEN HOW IT WENT

queen bitch
enlighten us then

ginger bitch
no thank u 🖕🏼

mean bitch
wait new topic
i have tea

queen bitch
spill rn bb

mean bitch
saw apple in the library earlier

ethereal bitch
🍎🍏
🍏🍎

queen bitch
FUCK. U

mean bitch
maybe later babes 😏
anyway
he looked HOT, like disturbingly hot

ethereal bitch
he does have a very symmetrical face

queen bitch
STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM

ginger bitch
he's literally forbidden
why is this so hard for you people to understand?

mean bitch
bc sienna banged him

queen bitch
can u bitches not??
i'm trying to pretend that chap of my life doesn't exist

ethereal bitch
but it's a secret, so it doesn't count, right?

ginger bitch
luna, u can't just say that sweetie

queen bitch
u guys are trying to send me to an early grave
bash doesn't know and he will NEVER know

mean bitch
unless theo finds out and tells him out of spite 🙃

queen bitch
blake i swear to MERLIN i will hex u

ginger bitch
anyway
we're avoiding slytherins, remember?

queen bitch
yes, thank u
new topic!
gin is the only real one

mean bitch
that's bc she wants to fuck ur brother
ride his disco stick u know

queen bitch
BLAKE PERSEPHONE ZABINI
GO TOUCH GRASS
PLS I'M BEGGING U
I'M LEGIT REPULSED
also lu wants to fuck ur brother
but u don't see me making jokes

ethereal bitch
it's true blaise is so charming 🫧
i wouldn't use the f word tho
i'd love to go nargle watching w him 🥰🥰🥰🥰

ginger bitch
why aren't we like luna?

mean bitch
apple pie anyone? 😊

queen bitch
i hope u choke on the next dick u suck

mean bitch
kinky

ginger bitch
i need normal friends

NOTT HAS POSTED !

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notturhoe i wanna barf

September 12th
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riddlemepls bro what the actual fuck is this
⤷ notturhoe art, mattheo look it up
⤷ riddlemepls this is why everyone thinks you're unwell.

greenie ok but is that the same lipstick from your blue era? 👀
⤷ pansmeetpot DAPHNE LMFAOOOO
⤷ notturhoe mind your business.

user78 WHY IS THIS SO HOT I'M SCREAMING
⤷ notturhoe 🤷‍♂️
⤷ zucchini down, girl

user49 this man could kill me and I'd say thank u
⤷ greenie seek help pls
⤷ panmeetspot this is why men are the way they are
⤷ notturhoe let them speak.

storitime hot ❤️

zucchini highkey worried about ur mental state mate
⤷ notturhoe appreciate the concern ❤️

user36 you're toxic but in a hot way

user61 can't tell if i want to slap u or kiss u
⤷ notturhoe both sound great

user4 literally only here bc i heard u dated Sienna Potter. she upgraded 🙃
⤷ riddlemepls she didn't n leave him alone

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Penny Speaks !
hi loves

—i promise next chapters will have more theo, and they will eventually interact there has to be angst first
—also do u like sebastian?