Fridays with The LoV
This is definitely not me plugging a new story im writing. Nope
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Next Multiverse ----> Fridays with The League
"League?? As in the Villians?" Kirishima Shouted
"Why the fuck would we care about what they do on Fridays." Bakugo snarled.
"No, this could reveal some new information on the League." Nezu said cheerfully earning some nods from the teachers.
"Still..."
The screen opened up, displaying the staff room at UA, primarily focusing on a calendar showing the month being March.
"So this is set before the school year started?" Iida pointed out.
The teachers all grimaced. "Stressful times. Incredibly stressful times.."
All the staff were individually shown. First Midnight, her hair held the appearance of a bush that had been in a storm. The light blue of her eyes contrasted against the pitch black circles that hung gloomily below them. Each blink became more slurred than last until she eventually dozed off fully.
"Damn Midnight-Sensei those eye bags are designer!" Mina shouted.
"Was it really that stressful to place us in the right class?"" Momo asked curiously, the teachers tensed up at the memory.
"You have no idea." Snipe sighed. Just remembering all the paperwork was tiring for the staff.
Present mic was fully knocked out. His normally tall blonde hair fell below his shoulders, concealing his sleeping face. It seems he had fallen asleep in the middle of typing a Congratulations letter, his face planted on the keyboard causing the letter 'i' to be spammed at the bottom.
"Is that why my letter ended in 20 lines of the letter i?" Kaminari laughed.
"Sorry listener." Mic apologized, nervously scratching his cheek.
"You didn't even correct it?" Aizawa asked clearly annoyed.
"I was tired, ok!"
The screen switched to a time lapse, the blue sky faded into a warm orange casting a shadow over the staff room, everyone was sat in silence as they finished their work. They were finished, they could finally sleep. Mic looked like he was about to cry as he powered off the computer.
However it seemed like Midnight had other plans. "Lets go out for a drink! Its the perfect time for it, a lovely Friday evening." She shouted.
"I just want to go home and sleep." Hizashi cried, earning nods from the other teachers.
"I don't think i have the energy to even walk." All Might yawned.
"You guys literally fight villians all day yet your defeated by paperwork?" Monoma questioned, genuinely baffled.
"Yeah, i would imagine its harder to physically fight someone than to sit down and do paperwork." Tsu added.
The teachers just glared. "Talk to me about it when you're older." Aizawa deadpanned.
"Then I'll just have to carry you! Come on don't be a bunch of Negative Nancy's, theres this really popular bar downtown. I heard it has a ton of alchohol." She sang playfully. Alchohol sounded good.
"I can't even drink, i gain nothing from this trip." All Might protested but his words fell upon deaf ears as Midnight grabbed him by the arm and dragged him out the staff room, the other tired teachers in tow.
"I'm still wondering where the league fits in all of this." Uraraka said.
"This just seems like the sad tales of being a teacher." Sero joked.
Nezu sipped his tea, of course he knew where this would end up. The Villians old base was a bar after all...
"This seems pretty accurate to our universe so far." Nemuri hummed. "I remember this day, we got to the bar; got blackout drunk and then somehow stumbled home at 3am."
"As a teacher, im sure you shouldn't be telling us that." Jirou blanked.
"Yeah don't expose us." Thirteen laughed.
The screen then switched to show the group of adults absently parading around the city, quite obviously lost.
"I didn't know our teachers were such a mess." Tsu said making a few student snort.
"Its only Midnight who's like this!" Power loader defended
"Then why are you all lost?" Shinso innocently asked.
No further protests.
"I didn't even know this part of the city existed, oh look Shota, karaoke!" Mic shouted excitedly
Mina's eyebrow perked up as she slyly pulled out her notebook, discreetly writing the words "first name basis" down.
"You have the attention span of a block of moldy cheese." Aizawa sighed.
"I could be sleeping right now." Aizawa sighed.
"That looks like a bar right?" Nemuri shouted pointing at a familiar building. "Lets go knock."
This is where it clicked.
"No way, thats the villians base!" Uraraka shouted. "Don't go in there, you'll get killed!"
"You won't even know who they are if this is before school started." Momo stated, a look of concern plastered across her face.
"You've really gone and done it this time, Nemuri." Ectoplasm facepalmed
"ITS NOT ALWAYS MY FAULT."
The group of pros filtered into the alleyway where the entrance was located, who knew walking around the city would make them even more tired. After a few gentle pounds on the tattered door, it began to open ever so slightly with an obnoxious creak.
There he stood. The Villian boss Shigaraki Tomura, hands still covering his body as he glared at his new visitors. Honestly, he thought they were a group of homeless freaks who needed shelter for the night.
"Rude." Hizashi pouted
"I can see where he's coming from though, you all look awful." Hakagure laughed.
"RUDE."
However it quickly dawned on him that these homeless miscreants where in fact all the teachers at UA plus some random skeleton man. The villian balked as he analyzed each person from Eraserhead to Thirteen, they were all here just absently stood in front of him.
Does he kill them all here? Does he wait until the school year starts? How do they even know he's here, no they shouldn't know him at all. Shigaraki's mind was running a million miles a minute searching for a logical explanation for this encounter.
"What brings you heroes here, are you here to arrest me?" He snarled from the doorway.
"What no? We just want alcohol man, its been an exhausting day." Midnight whined pushing past him into the bar.
"Woah go Midnight-Sensei!" Uraraka cheered.
"Why aren't you questioning the fact he's covered in fucking hands?" Bakugo yelled
"Yeah they emit some major red flags." Kirishima added.
Aizawa looked at his students. "Best Jeanist only wears jeans, everything he wears is denim. Thats weird but we dont ask because we don't always want an answer."
Best Jeanist nodded, running his finger over his denim neck jean thing. Wtf best jeanist.
"Uh, whAt?" The villian coughed out as he watched the group of Heros brush past him, taking a seat on a table opposite the bar. Confusion swept over the handy man like a Tsunami, he was so puzzled he wanted to cry.
"Honestly i would too. Imagine your plotting to brutally murder a group of people then out of nowhere that same group busts down the door and demands heavy alcohol." Kaminari said
"Haha, so relatable, happens all the time." Monoma replied with an annoyed eye roll.
"What a mad banquet of Darkness."
"Do we have to watch our teachers get blackout drunk? Can we use this footage as blackmail?" Sero innocently asked.
"No because thats not very heroic, Sero." Aizawa hissed.
"You tried man."
"You heard me, dear handy man. Give us alcohol or I'll arrest you for hurting my feelings." Midnight whined
"Are you sure your not drunk already?" The villian shouted back in frustration.
"Oi mist man. Give me hard liquor, please." She shouted ignoring Shigaraki's remark.
Kurogiri looked just as confused as Shigaraki, looking at him for instructions like a lost puppy. The bluenette just slowly nodded his head; The warp gate poured the alcohol into an intricately designed glasses.
"Ha, they're actually complying." Sero snorted.
"This is such a weird situation, its weird to think this could've happened if you were a little more tired." Momo spoke.
"My stomach hurts thinking about it." Mina joked.
After contemplating murdering these stupid idiots multiple times, Shigaraki landed on the decision that he wouldn't today. It would just complicate his plans for the future. However these "pro heros" were so annoyingly drunk he couldn't not mess with them.
"Why did he put pro heros in air quotes?" Mic cried.
"Your not acting very mature here, mic-sensei. Your a very clingy drunk especially to Aizawa-sensei." Asui said honestly make the teacher mutter.
"At least All Might will stay sober and protect you even in his weak form." Iida pointed out.
About an hour passed and the bluenette was getting bored. He had tried to trash talk the heros to annoy them but they were just so out of it, it went in one ear and out the other. It wouldn't hurt to have a few drinks himself right?
So he did.
Now All Might was sat there with his orange juice, surrounded by a sea of drunk adults. Not to mention this hand guy started revealing his plan to kill the number one hero.
Oh wait that was him. This guy is so drunk he doesn't realise he's disclosing his mUrdeR plan infront of the target. All Might hated it here with his whole being.
Finally the group had gotten drunk enough for All Might to call it quits. They stood up paying the bill dizzily, they made it to the door before Midnight swung around facing the pair of Villians, staring them in the eye.
"See you next Friday!" She yelled waving sloppily before All Might yanked her out of the doorway.
"W h a t ."
The screen turned to black as the multiverse finished.
"HA. It sucks to be you." Hawks yelled
All might sighed. "Im so glad that didn't happen here."
"So its a weekly truce? Thats actually quite cute!" Mina squealed.
"I'd definitely like to see how that ends." Todoroki stated curiously.
"Me too but for now." Kaminari yelled. "We move onto the next one"
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