*Ding~

Bzzt. Bzzt.

Mission 8:

《Get Miya Atsumu to wear a skirt》

Reward: 175 points
Failure results in penalty spin.
Time limit: 140 hours, 34 minutes

Good Luck!
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"How did we even end up here like this?" M/N questions out loud as he sits on the grassy terrain.

Suna shrugs as he stayed standing, busy pushing random buttons on his phone, "It's your fault for sure."

M/N blinks looking at Suna ridiculously, "Hey, it's your fault too. If you didn't keep on looking at your phone we wouldn't have ended up here."

"I thought you were guiding." Suna replies, without even glancing up from his device.

"Yes, let the totally unfamiliar to Hyogo person guide. Plus, I was a little distracted too." M/N sighs, tossing his dead phone onto the ground. "Wait, Suna senpai-"

"Wait, drop the senpai. It sounds weird." Suna shivers as he continued scrolling.

"Oh okay, Suna-san. Can't you call someone to come find us with your phone?" M/N asks as he eyes Suna's very much still alive phone.

"Too late. Phone's dead." Suna deadpans as M/N instantly witnesses Suna's phone automatically powering off.

"Oh, shitz." M/N slumps down.

Finally realizing that M/N was sitting on the ground, Suna kept his phone into his pockets and sat back facing M/N.

Hearing the shuffling of twigs, M/N continues, "Are we really lost?"

Suna nods, and despite M/N not actually seeing the action— due to them not facing each other— M/N understood.

"I guess we'll just have to wait then."

A moment of awkward silence ensues as Suna glanced into the horizon past the trees while leaning his back against M/N, before Suna spoke up trying to ease the awful quietness, "You know, honestly, I've been wanting to catch Kita-san do something silly. He always seems so perfect, doesn't he?"

M/N, also not turning to Suna speaks, "Shinsuke? Hm, yeah I guess he does. Though I guess it depends on what constitutes as perfect in your eyes."

Suna, turns his head to the side and looks at M/N from the corner of his eye, rather puzzled "Huh, what do you mean? And also I've been meaning to ask you, what's with the first name?"

M/N who still hadn't turned to face Suna answered without a hint of dishonesty, "It just happened. I asked him to call me M/N and he said to call him Shinsuke in return."

M/N shrugs, still not used to what's so special over a name. After all, he used to call everyone by their given names in his previous life.

Suna upon hearing M/N's reply whispered to himself, "How odd..."

Shaking himself out of his stupor, Suna asks, "So regarding Kita-san's perfect image?"

A small smile instantly creeps onto M/N's face though Suna couldn't see it clearly(despite his head being turned to the side) due to their back-to-back position, "Will a perfect person secretly slide double meanings into the words he speaks? I don't know... But I don't think so. Personally, I believe that to be perfect is to never hold other intentions in everything that you do, and to me, Shinsuke most definitely doesn't fit in that box."

Suna falls into a contemplative silence as M/N continues, "For Shinsuke, if you listen closely to some of his words, it may seem normally good-natured but in fact, it's filled with double entendres. He's as sly as a fox, truly fitting to be Inarizaki's captain I'd say."

M/N grins to himself as he wonders if he was the only one who had noticed. Or was he the only one that Kita had shown his other sides to?

Breaking his thoughts, Suna suddenly turns his whole body around, directly facing the ravenette, "You..."

M/N was confused but upon feeling the loss of contact from his back turned to face Suna as well, "Me?"

Suna still somewhat in a daze inquires, "How could you tell?"

M/N only chuckles lightly before avoiding his question, "Can I interest you in an image of Shinsuke being mauled by cats?"

Suna, who despite noticing M/N's change in topic said nothing letting it pass, his eyes sparkling slightly at the potential photo that he could get, "What do you want?"

Suna was well versed in these types of deals, he went straight to the point, though not expecting M/N to suddenly grab onto both of his hands cupping them together, exclaiming, "Go ice skating with me!"

"What?" Suna was stunned, this wasn't what he'd expected.

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Bonus:
"Ah, Shinsuke, help." M/N calls out as cats began to pile on top of M/N's lap.

Kita only smiles silently as he watches M/N being unable to move from his spot while taking another sip of his drink.

"Shinsuke, I see you happily enjoying the food and my misery. Come over and help me!" M/N whines a little as he really wanted to head over to the table where Kita was to enjoy the food but all the cats seemed adamant about keeping him put.

Kita stirs his drink as he gazed amusedly at the struggling M/N as everytime M/N tried to move, a million meows could be heard with the cats all pawing at him to stop, and clearly, M/N didn't have the heart to just forcefully shove off all the cats that had decided to make themselves comfortable on M/N's lap. "Well, you chose to come to a cat cafe, so you deal with the consequences."

M/N pouts as he grumbles, "I didn't know that it would end up like this. What do all these furry creatures see in me anyways?"

Just then, as if the cats had understood the self-deprecating meaning of M/N's words they all started to meow louder as if trying to comfort or chide M/N, which honestly only entertained Kita further causing him to let slip a small giggle.

"Are you laughing at my plight? Shinsuke, how could you?! Get your ass here and save me." M/N playfully cries out as he tries to glare sternly at the mirthful Kita.

Kita took a moment to contain his expression before finally heading over to the M/N who was about to be buried by tons of fluffy creatures. Standing beside the cat infested M/N, Kita sat down and took out a packet of those squeezable cat treats. Almost instantly, the cats smelt the treat and they began changing their target, jumping onto Kita to take a lick at the food that he held.

Finally, all the cats were off M/N as M/N let out a cry of triumph, hurriedly heading over to the table of food awaiting him, totally abandoning Kita on the ground.

Moments later, Kita had already run out of treats and yet the cats were still determined not to leave him, or were they thinking that Kita hid more treats within him? No one knew, but all the fluffy little kittens were rather resolved, some beginning to climb Kita like a tree.

M/N turned away from Kita only for a few seconds to munch on his much-needed delicacy only to return to the delightful sight of Kita being completely mauled by cats.

Kita's entire being was covered with those fiery furry little animals as a few dangled off his shoulders and arms, some trying to climb up Kita's shirt and there was even one just casually resting on the top of Kita's head. M/N blinked slowly, shocked at the sight only to let out a burst of laughter as the cat on Kita's head let out a loud meow before uncaringly dangling its tail down Kita's face.

"PFFT, HAHAH. This is gold." Unable to contain his laughter M/N began taking plenty of pictures of Kita being fondled by cats at all angles.

"M/N, a little help here?" Kita tried calling out, finding it hard to see with the cat's tail swishing in front of his face.

"MUHAHAHAHA, suffer like I did Shinsuke~" M/N purred out heartlessly as he did absolutely nothing, choosing to be an elated bystander.

Certainly, it was the best day for M/N.

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Bonus x2 (secret):
In reality, Suna was never lost, and neither was his phone dead. He just wanted to solve the mystery of one Akiri M/N. As every time Suna had tried to take an unglam of M/N, he still ended up looking godly.

Thus, Suna had tried everything, from taking the photograph when M/N wasn't paying attention to even when he sneezed. But no matter what, M/N didn't seem to have a single bad angle, which frustrated Suna to no end.

And now Suna just has plenty of M/N's photographs, whose visage fills his entire phone gallery. Yet till now, Suna was only left with more questions.

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Author's note:
Wheeeee hello Suna. I ain't sure if he's OOC cause he doesn't have that much screen time but I tried.

Also a huge thank you to Tae_Azzy for the fanart! He's looking so hawt AHHHHH. I'm so sorry I missed the email last week 💀 Please forgive me 😔.

Credits to: Tae_Azzy

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