Joselyn: so what's for dinner?

Roxie: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Joselyn: ...

Joselyn: is it soup?

Roxie: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Joselyn: please, enough with the soup puns!

Roxie: wow, you're soup-per mean.

Joselyn: STOP!

*one hour later*

Joselyn: it's fucking tacos?!?!?!