I'm Sammy Kyle, of course I steal everything valuable I see

I'm DJ Kent, of course I get into fights to feel some semblance of control in my life

I'm Fauzia Al Ghul, of course I kill anyone who tries to hurt my loved ones

I'm Sal Al Ghul, of course I run away from my problems instead of facing them

I'm Alice Wayne, of course I traumadump at any given moment

I'm Elton Kent, of course I try to hide the fact that I don't have powers

I'm Frankie Quinzel, of course I have a mental breakdown every other Thursday

I'm Maryann Blackwell, of course I became a scientist solely to prove my dad wrong

I'm Carmella Blackwell, of course I have mommy and daddy issues

I'm Missy Carter, of course I have a different partner every month

I'm Will Samuels, of course I had a crush on Batman

I'm Julian Hogan, of course I'm the dad of the group

I'm Millie Haxton, of course I help Rochelle hide bodies

I'm Wilma Rodriguez, of course I'm scared of hurting my loved ones

I'm Rochelle Brodeur, of course I resolve everything with my fists

I'm Cheshire Williams, of course I disappear after every fight with my uncle

I'm Roxie Grayson, of course I adopt every kid with a sob story I find

I'm Keira James, of course I'm overprotective of my son

I'm Josh James, of course I'm a slight pyromaniac

I'm Becca Woods, of course I always lose everyone I love

I'm Damaris Al Ghul, of course I've always been the weak twin

I'm Athena Drake, of course I know everything about everyone

I'm Leona Kyle, of course I regarded Selina as a god when we were kids

I'm Rickie Grayson, of course I'm scared of my adoptive siblings

I'm Jade Crane, of course I act out for attention

I'm Lulu Crane, of course I treat everyone like they're the most annoying thing ever

I'm Bellona Williams, of course my sole purpose in life is to kill the Teen Titans

I'm Emily Nygma, of course I have riddles engraved in my brain

I'm Penny Woods, of course I basically raised my brother

I'm Sarah Fim, of course I have religious trauma

I'm Seeley Morningstar, of course I wreak havoc everywhere I go

I'm Felicity Quinzel, of course I have severe anxiety

I'm Zeus Sam-Quinn, of course I hate being touched

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I'm Rachel Stark, of course having parental issues is half my character

I'm Beth Banner, of course I have chronic anxiety

I'm Catty Porter, of course I tell Georgie I hate her then get angry when she shows anyone else attention

I'm Maria Barton, of course I impulsively cut my hair every other Wednesday

I'm Ilya Romanoff, of course I spent most of my childhood with the Bartons

I'm Freya Thordottir, of course I prank anyone and everyone for the hell of it

I'm Abbi MacNamara, of course I hate getting called by the government

I'm Dolley Barnes, of course I used Art as a do-over kid because of how bad I fucked up Ella

I'm Jake Middleton, of course I act as flamboyant as possible to piss off my dad

I'm Mandy Quill, of course I hate music

I'm Ella Barnes, of course I was in love with Karli

I'm Vic Stark, of course I get remarried every year

I'm Selene Mac-Quill, of course I try to kill Ilya weekly

I'm Wilson Mac-Quill, of course my moms are overprotective of me

I'm Hannah Ford, of course everyone said I was lying when I said my dad was Steve Rogers

I'm Evelyn Porter, of course my dad treated me better than Catty

I'm Art Barnes, of course I read true crime articles at two in the morning after my mom told me not to

I'm Tilly Willis, of course I'm way too clingy