AUDITORIUM

Curtains open, and we see a stage where a scene from a Supernatural musical is rehearsed. While a young lady is reading on a sofa, the lights start flickering. A spooky music starts to play.

"Oh, no ! Whatever could that be ?" She Says

A fake ghost falls from the ceiling. The actress screams, and through the fake door, "Sam" aka Maggie, and "Dean", aka Siobhan, burst.

"Ghost ? Meet Winchester." Siobhan Says

"Cut !"

The camera turns around, and we see Marie, her assistant Maeve, and the drama teacher, Ms. Chandler, sitting in the audience.

"Maggie ? Siobhan ? Is this some kind of a joke to you ? Siobhan, this scene takes place before the events of Carver Edlund's unpublished masterpiece, "Dark Side of the Moon." Marie Says

"So ?" Siobhan Says

"Meaning, where is the samulet ?" Marie Asks

"Oh !" She takes off her wig " I took it off. It kept hitting me in the lips, and..." Siobhan Says

"That amulet is the symbol of the Winchesters' brotherly love ! You need to take one for the team." Marie Says

"Look, I'm just here for the college credit." Siobhan Says As Marie gasps in outrage

"How dare you ?!" Marie Says

Marie pushes Siobhan, who pushes her too.

"Hey both!" They don't listen "Hey, both ! Ok ! I've got three weeks of this crap show, and I am done. There is too much drama in the drama department. I'm going to principal Salazar in the morning." Ms.Chandler Says

"No ! Do-No, no, no, no... Ms Chandler, please !" Marie Says

"It's over, Marie." Ms.Chandler Says

On those words, Ms. Chandler leaves. Marie turns around to face her actresses.

"Alright, everybody back to one ! Until we are all suspended, the show must go on." Marie Says

Ms. Chandler gets out of the school, and walks while on the phone.

"Why couldn't they just do "Godspell" like good little skanks ? Instead it's this... awful, unbelievable horror story." She drinks from her flask "Hmm ! Like that stuff really happens ! Huh, theater is about life. You know ? Truth ! Truth ! Where is the truth in Supernatural ?" Ms.Chandler Says

A noise coming from the bushes catches her attention. She tries to see what did it, when suddenly, some branches grab her and make her disappear through the bushes. Her phone falls on the floor, at the same time as a purple flower.
Meanwhile, Marie and Maeve take a look at their title card : an neon Supernatural sign.

"I mean, it's close, but it's just.... It needs a little more grrrr !" Marie Says

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MOTEL PARKING LOT

Dean is working on Baby, while Gordon Lightfoot's Sundown is playing. Sam comes out from their motel room.

"Hey." Dean Says

"Hey ! How long have you been up ?" Sam Asks

"Long enough to find us a case." Dean Says

"Long enough to... I take it that means you're feeling back to normal ?" Sam Says

"Yeah, whatever normal is in our world." Dean Says

The door opens from next door and it's Elena, she's in her pajamas and her hair is all over the place. Sam & Dean look at her.

"What?" Elena Says

"Well don't you look beautiful." Sam Smirks

"Shut up, I had a rough time falling asleep last night..." Elena Says

"Oh that time of the month huh." Dean Says

"Y—" She looks at him "..Yeah Anyways what's up?" Elena Says

"Got us a case so, huh, right here." He takes a newspaper to show it to Sam. "A teacher in an all girls school went missing in Flint, Michigan. She was heading to her car, disappeared, and nobody's seen her since."Dean Says

"Dean, there's nothing here that even remotely suggest there is a case." Sam Says

"There is nothing that even remotely suggest there isn't a case. Boom !" Dean Says

"Come on, man." Sam Says

"Sam Out there, hunting. It's the only normal I know." They look at each other, then Dean puts his rifle in Baby's trunk. "We got work to do." He closes the trunk

HIGH SCHOOL

They drive to the girls high school in the state of Michigan. While Dean stops the car, Sam is on the phone.

"Yeah, of course ! Yeah, I certainly appreciate it. You got it. Thanks, officer." He hangs up, then, they get out of the car "So, the last place Ms. Chandler was seen by anyone was in the auditorium. Turns out she's the drama teacher." Sam Says

"Ugh, theater kids. Great" Dean Says

"What's wrong with theater kids?" Elena Says

"Yeah I was a theater kid." Sam Says

"Barely. You did Our Town, which was cool. But then, you did that crappy musical." Dean Says

"The - Oklahoma ? Hugh Jackman got cast off of Oklahoma." Sam Says

"You ran tech, Wolverine." Dean Says

"Shut up." Sam Says

Elena smiles then looks over at a familiar car pulling up, the person parks their car and gets out. It's Corinna.

"Guys Look." Elena Says

"Oh Great." Dean Says

"Corinna?" Sam Says

"Hey guys." Corinna Says

"What are you doing here?" Elena Asks

"What does it look like, I'm on hunt Duh hence the suit." Corinna Says

"No what she means is why are you here?" Corinna looks at him "...Where's Bryan shouldn't you be at home with him?" Dean Says

"Yeah you should be at home where it's safe." Sam Says

"Okay cut the crap, you think just because I pushed a 7 pound baby out of my vagina that I can' hunt." Dean and Sam exchange looks "..Look I haven't hunted in year and I get it I was pregnant but now I'm not okay, I need to get away for a while you know Bryan's okay he's with my sisters. Besides I'm not asking your permission to hunt...if I wanna hunt I'm gonna hunt." Corinna Says

"So what your gonna be mom by day and hunter by night is that it?" Dean Asks

"Your Damn right." Corinna Smiles

"There's no winning in this debate, if Corinna wants to hunt let her do it." Sam Says

"Thank you Sammy." Corinna Says

"Come on let's go work." Elena Says

A sign is held up on the entrance of the school, while Sam, Dean, Elena and Corinna enters. Principal Salazar leads them to the auditorium.

"If you folks need anything else, let me know." Salazar Says

"Great. Thanks, Ms. Salazar." Sam Says

While they get in, they hear a familar word a young actress rehearses the character of Bobby.

"You, idjits! You, idjits. You are idjits." She Says

Elena furrows her brows and they all exchanged looks, but then, another familiar expression is heard.

"Hey, ass-butt ! Hey ! Ass-butt !" Kristen Says

Elena and Corinna looks over on the other side of the auditorium, there's two actresses Sarah & Ally who's playing the character of them.

"Icaeus!—" She reads from the script "Icaeus!" Sarah Says

"I'm pretty sure Elena doesn't say it like that." Ally Says

"And I'm pretty sure Corinna wouldn't wear something like that." Sarah Says

"What do you mean she's the badass side kick, this is totally something she'd wear." Ally Says

Suddenly, a few notes are played on a piano, and some scenes on stage, while Siobhan sings what we can see.

🎵John and Mary, husband and wife
Bringing home a brand new life
his name is Sammy, I'm big brother,
Dean. The perfect family, or so it seems.
the demon's visits had begun he believed
Sam was the chosen one. It burned my mother,
And it cursed my brother Leaving us in tears
on the road so far. Yeah, the road so far !
We are in Dad's car- 🎵

"Cut !" Marie Yells

Marie goes on stage to direct her actresses. Meanwhile, The four hunters are trying to deal with what they just saw.

"Oh my—" Elena Says

"God." Corinna Says

"What in the holy...." Dean Says

"If there is case... It probably has something to do with all of this." Sam Says

"You think ?" They Say

Maeve sees Sam, Dean, Elena and Corinna and goes to tell it to Marie.

"Amateurs ?" Maeve Says

Marie runs to them, followed by Maeve. Meanwhile, Siobhan complains to Maggie.

"Maggie, Marie just never stops." Siobhan Says

"I know you were great." Maggie Says

"Hi! Oh my gosh... Are you guys from the publisher ? I'm Marie, writer slash director. This is Maeve, my stage manager, and I was just, uh, dir-" Marie Says

She stops when she sees Sam's badge. Dean tries to show his own badge, but when Sam realizes the actresses who play Sam, Dean, Elena and Corinna are doing the same.

"I'm special agent Smith these are my partners, special agents-" Sam Says

"Smith." Dean Says

"Smith. No relation this is special agents Hunt & Karev." Sam Says

"We're here to look into the disappearance-" Corinna Says

"There is no singing in Supernatural!" Dean Says

Sam looks embarrassed, Maeve and Marie just look confused.

"Well, this is Marie's interpretation..." Maeve Says

"Hah ! Well... I mean, if there was singing, you know... And that's a big if ! If there was singing, it would be classic rock. Not this Andrew Floyd Webber crap -" Dean Says

"Andrew Lloyd Webber." Sam Says

"What ?" Dean Says

"Well ! You know, we do sing a cover of Carry On Wayward Son, in the second act." Marie Says

"Oh." Dean Says

"Really ?" Sam Says

"It's a classic!" Dean & Marie Says

"Right. Anyways. We're here to talk about the disappearance of Ms. Chandler." Sam Says

"Any chance you two saw her, before she vanished ?" Corinna Asks

"Hum, yeah. She left around, like, what ? 9.30." Marie Says

"Any idea where she would be headed at that time of night ?" Sam Asks

"A bar ? Or a liquor store ? Both." Maeve Says

"Wow. Really?" Elena Says

"She had a nasty divorce, last year. Most of the time, she's sipping on her, uh, grown-up juice, or passed out. Usually, in that order." Marie Says

"Yeah, well, I don't blame her. I'm gonna need fifty yellow shots and a oz down to get this stick off of me." Dean Says

Sam and Elena laughs awkwardly, while Maeve tries to jump at Dean.

"Maeve, right ? You're the stage manager?" Elena Says

"And I understudy Jody Mills & Elena Singer." Maeve Says

"What ?" Dean Says

"That's great ! That's great. Jody Mills, that's great." Elena Says

"So How about you give a... behind the scenes tour, while your director show Agent Smith & Hunt Ms. Chandler's office ? Deal ?" The girls nod. "Great. Give us a moment, please." Sam Says

"Ok." Marie Says as they leave

"I'm gonna throw up." Dean Says

Maeve gives a nasty look to Dean while going back to the stage.

"Dean come on their fans." Elena Says

"Yeah it's kinda adorable—" Corinna Says

"And Weird." Dean Says

"I mean, I gotta say, it's kind of charming. The production value, and the... No ?" Seeing his brother's look "No, no. I'm gonna check for EMF. You look for... cursed objects." Sam Says

"I'll come with." Corinna Says

Corinna looks back at Dean and smirks while following Sam, Elena looks over at Dean who still looks confused at what's going on. Later, Dean and Elena follows Marie and gets a glimpse at the behind the scenes, especially at the fake weapons.

"So How did you get all this stuff?" Elena Asks

"Some parts homemade, some parts repurposed. All of it, awesome- "Dean can't help himself and tries the fake rifle. Marie runs to him and takes the rifle from his hands. "Don't. Please, don't."

Dean then sees Siobhan and Maggie rehearsing a scene.

"What are they doing ?" Dean Asks

"Oh ! Hum, they're rehearsing the B.M. scene." Marie Says

"The bowel movement scene ?" Dean Says

"No ! The boy melodrama scene! "Dean looks confused. "You know, the scene where the boys get together, and they're-they're driving, or leaning against Baby. Drinking a beer, sharing their feelings." Marie Says

"Ohhh." Elena Says

The Americana theme is playing, while Dean is looking at the B.M. scene.

"The two of them. Alone. But together. Bonded. United. The power of the brotherly-" Marie Says

"Why are they standing so close together?" Dean Asks

"Hum... Reasons." Marie Says

"You know they're brothers, right?" Elena Says

"Well, duh ! But... Subtext." Marie Says

"Why don't you take some substeps back there, ladies." Dean Says

Siobhan and Maggie look at Marie, confused, and awkwardly put some distance between them. In the sounds and lights room, Sam and Corinna asks some questions to Maeve.

"Now, have you noticed anything strange during the production ? I mean, any odd noises, or, huh-" Corinna Asks

"You mean, something like this ?" She pushes a button, we hear a scream. "Or perhaps, this." Maeve presses another button, another weird voice

"Right. Of course." Sam Says

"How about this." Maeve pushes another button

"I-I got it. Thanks. You know, back when I did tech in school, we had two CD decks-" Sam Says

Maeve hears someone talking to her through her headset.

"I'm sorry, I have to go sign the delivery. Please, don't touch anything." Maeve Says

She leaves the room and Sam can't resist and plays with the lights, while Siobhan and Maggie are on stage. Corinna smacks him on the arm.

"Ow!" Sam Says

"Dude she said no touching." Corinna Says

"Sorry." Sam Says

Maggie and Siobhan look at each other, amused.
Meanwhile Marie lead Dean and Elena to Ms. Chandler's office. Dean looks at the empty bottles, then stumbles upon a robot's head.

"Is this hers ?" Dean Asks

"No That's a prop from act two ! I've been looking for that, actually." Marie Says

"But there's no space in Supernatural." Elena Says

"Well, not canonically, no. But this is transformative fiction." Marie Says

Dean smirks "You mean fan fiction."

"Call it whatever you like, ok ? It's inspired by Carver Edlund's books. With a few embellishments. But, as you know, Chuck stopped writing after Swan Song. I just- I couldn't leave it the way that it was ! I mean, Dean not hunting anymore, living with Lisa?!. I mean come on it was so obvious that Elena was clearly in love with him. Sam, somehow back from Hell, but not with Dean?! So, I wrote my own ending." Marie Says

"So You wrote your own ending. With spaceships." Dean Says

"And robots. And some ninjas. And then, Dean becomes a woman." Dean and Elena stares at her."It's just for a few scenes." Marie Says

They leave the Office and walks back to the auditorium.

"Alright, Shakespeare you know that I can actually tell you what really happened with the-the Sam and Dean ? A friend of mine hooked me up with the, uh, unpublished unpublished books." Dean Says

"Oh Really?" Marie Says

"Yeah So, Sam came back from Hell. But without a soul. Then, Cas brought in a bunch of leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby. Elena and Dean eventually get together but breaks up. And then, Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory, Sam hit a dog. Corinna and Denny get married, They met a prophet named Kevin, they lost him too. Then Sam endured a series of trials, in an attempt to close the gates of Hell. Which nearly cost him his life. Elena died and got possessed by a demon named Katherine, Denny died and Corinna had a kid. Then Dean? Dean became a demon. Knight of Hell, actually." He Says

"Wow..." Marie Says

"Yeah it's crazy huh." Elena Says

"Yep." Dean Says

"That is some of the worst fan fiction that I've ever heard ! I mean, seriously, I don't know where your friend found this garbage ! I am not saying that ours is masterpiece, or anything, but geez ! Ha I'll have to send you some fic links later." Marie Says

Dean sees Siobhan and Kristen, still with their Dean and Cas costumes, kissing.

"What are they doing?" Dean Asks

"Hum... Kids, these days, call it hugging." Marie Says

"Is that in the show?" Dean Asks

"Oh, no. Siobhan and Kristen are a couple in real life. Although, we do explore the nature of Destiel in act two." Marie Says

"Sorry, what?" Elena Says

"Oh, it's just subtext ! But, then again, you know, you can't spell subtext without.... s-e-x." Marie Says

Dean lets the words sink in, then gives a "seriously" look at the camera.