CAFETERIA

When the person turns around, it is Dean wearing a hairnet. Sam approaches from the hallway dressed in a tan-top and workout shorts.

"Nice shorts." Dean Says

"Nice hairnet." Sam Says

"Yeah, why do I got to be the lunch lady?" Dean Says

"Since when have you ever complained about being around food." Sam Says

"Okay, this is not food." Dean Says

Another kitchen staffer named Alonso gets Dean's attention.

"Hey, new guy. Quit flirtin' with the trainer and keep scoopin', huh?" Alonso Says

Dean glares at him and Sam checks his watch.

"It's all right. My, uh...Ashtanga yoga class starts in five minutes."  Sam Says

"How the hell do you know anything about yoga." Dean Says

"You're not the only one who's ever dated someone bendy." Sam leaves

"Hey, you have any oatmeal?"

"Yeah, I wish. No, but we have, uh, something that's tofu over there. I -- what is that? It's a pancake. It's tofu." Dean Says

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TREATMENT ROOM

Donna and Maritza entering a treatment room at the spa. Donna is wearing a robe which she takes off to lie on a table.

"I feel like a baby asking this, but...Will the treatment hurt?" Donna Asks

"Not at all. The only drawback of cupping is, it leaves a suction mark. It can bruise a little." Maritza Says

"Cupping?" Donna Says

"Yes, ancient Chinese secret. All the celebrities do it. It draws out toxins, boosts metabolism. You'll feel good." Maritza Say

"Who knew?" She Yawns "Oh, excuse me. It's just so relaxing in here." Donna Says

"It's the aromatherapy. The lavender really packs a punch." Maritza Says

She heats up a glass bulb and sets it on Donna's back.

"Huh. Ahh. Geez. That's wa-a-a-rm." Donna Says

Donna slowly falls asleep as Maritza heats and lays another 4 bulbs on her back. When she can hear her snoring soundly, She suddenly opens her mouth and a long translucent suction tube slithers out and starts to suck fat out of Donna's back.

KITCHEN

Dean in the kitchen leaning against a counter and typing on his phone. Alonso is buttering some kale on a tray but looks up to see Dean slacking. He throws a towel at him hitting Dean in the neck.

"Flojo. You got time to lean, you got time to clean, huh?" Alonso Says

"I'm starving. What do we get to eat?" Dean Asks

"Same as the clients." Alonso Says

"They expect us to eat this rabbit food?" Dean Says

"It's not rabbit food. It's super food." Alonso Says

"I'm not eating it." Dean mumbles

Alonso sighs and sets a bowl of orange-colored pudding next to Dean with a bunch of empty bowls.

"At Canyon Valley, we're supposed to lead by example." Alonso Says

"This is leading by example?" Dean Says

"It's not for us, stupido. It's for the clients. They're allowed to have pudding on their spa day. It's like a -- a last hurrah before the real work starts. Get to work." Alonso Says then walks off

Dean sighs and starts to fill the bowls with pudding. He looks around to make sure no one is watching and then takes a small mouthfull of the pudding.

"Mm. What do you know? Looks like it's my "spa day," too." Dean Says

He chuckles lightly and slips a bowl of pudding into his apron.

YOGA CLASS

Sam is there teaching his Yoga class as Tranquil music plays.

Okay, good job, guys. Go to, uh... Downward dog." He Grunts as he shows them "Hold for five minutes." Sam Says

"Five minutes? It's usually 30 seconds." He Says

"Right. Yeah, 30 seconds. That's what -- that's what I mean. Okay, uh, I'll just come around, make sure everybody's form is okay..." Sam Says

As everyone's shirts ride up because of the upsidedown position, Sam notices that they all have suction marks on their backs.

"...make sure you're, uh, keeping your cores tight, and, uh, your -- uh, good job. Great. Straighten that back out." Sam Says

Dean has hid away in some small pantry to eat his contraband pudding. He looks very please with himself.

"Mmm. Mm." Dean Says

Dean tries to stand up when he is finished and he suddenly turns pale and sways sideways. He then completely loses consciousness and falls to the floor.
Sam is greeting everyone as they leave his Yoga class.

"Well done today! Good job! Good work, guys! Good work! Okay. Good work. See you all soon. Good job." Sam Says

Larry comes down the hallway towards Sam wheeling a pretty loopy Donna in a wheelchair.

"How was class?" Larry Asks

"It was, uh...great. Yeah." Sam Says

"Agent Frehley? What are you doing here?" Donna Asks

"Agent Frehley?" Larry Says

"Uh, I-I-I don't know. She must be pretty out of it, huh?" His cellphone rings "Oh, excuse me. Sorry. I got to get this. Have a good one..Yeah?" Sam Says

"Sammy." Dean Says

"Dean? What's wrong with you?" Sam Asks

Dean is face down and limbs tangled on the floor of the pantry, lying on a sack of sweet potatoes.

"I need your help." Dean Says

"Where are you? Dean?!" Sam Says

Dean looks up and his vision is blurry, he squints to see a label on a bag that reads Sweet Potatoes.

"Sweet potatoes!! Sw..." Dean Says

Dean loses consciousness again and his phone drops to the floor. Sam runs through the back hallways of the resort looking for his brother. He starts to check doors.

"Dean? Dean! Dean? Dean!" Sam Says

"Sammy." Dean Says

Sam bursts in the door and sees his brother still halfway out on the floor. He runs up and slaps his shoulders.

"Dean! Hey! Hey! Wake up!" Sam Says

"What took you so long?" Dean Asks

"What the hell happened?!" Sam Asks

"I was drugged." Dean Says

"Dru-- what?" Sam Says

"Pudding. It was supposed to be for the clients, but I couldn't resist." Dean Says As Sam picks up the bowl and smells it

"What, salted caramel?" Sam Says

"Yeah, man. The best of both worlds -- salty and sweet." Dean Says

"Right. Uh...All right, you stay here." Sam Says

"No, no, I'm gonna come with you." He tries to get up to follow Sam  but has no balance. He falls back to the floor "Go ahead, man. I'll catch up!" Dean Says

Sam rushing into the kitchen and address the Chef.

"Hey. Did you make the pudding?" Sam Asks

"Depends." He Says

"On what?" Sam Says

"Whether you liked it or not." He Says

Sam angrily slams him up against a fridge

"What's in it?!" Sam Asks

"Relax, Jack Lalanne. It's low-cal. Nonfat milk, sea salt—" He Says

"No, no. Not the ingredients. The something extra." Sam Says

"Chill, man. Supplements, okay?" He Says

Back in the pantry, Dean is sitting up but looks like he has a monster headache.

"What kind of supplements?" Dean Asks

Sam hands him an energy drink which Dean open and drinks.

"Here. Hey. To boost metabolism, per Larry and Maritza." Sam Says

Dean takes the bottle and looks at it "These aren't "supplements", they're roofies."

"What? How do you know what roofies look like?" Sam Asks

"How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya? Did you find anything out in the yoga?" Dean Says

"Yeah. Yeah. "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Every single person in class had one of those freaky-ass suction marks." Sam Says

"What the hell's goin' on here?" Dean Says

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DONNA'S ROOM

The Winchesters are talking to Donna in her room.

"You know, I didn't mean to bail on you fellas, but I've been waiting over six months to get into Canyon Valley. And let me tell ya, it was worth it. I already lost 10 pounds!" Donna Says

"In -- in one day?" Sam Says

"No offense, Sheriff -- 'cause you look great -- um, but aren't you the least bit curious as to how you dropped 10 in a day?" Dean Says

"Well, to tell you the truth, Agent, I don't really give a flyin' fudge. My husband, Doug, left me last year 'cause he said I loved cookie-dough milkshakes more than him." Donna Says

"Sorry to hear that." Sam Says

"Yeah, Doug's a dick. You deserve better." Dean Says

"Thanks. But he was right that was a dark time for me. Whoever said you eat your pain? Not me. I guzzled it." She Laughs "Anyhoo...I guess I just wanted to feel pretty again. And Canyon Valley did that. Only question is...What are you doing here?" Donna Says

"We're, uh, uh... We're undercover." Dean Says

"Yeah. Sort of got that." Donna Says

"We think that there's a connection between Canyon Valley and the murders in town." Dean Says

"What kind of connection?" Donna Asks

"Suction marks." Sam Says

"You mean like this?" Donna Says As she pulls up her shirt in the back and shows them her suction mark

"Yeah. Where did that come from?" Sam Asks

"My spa treatment. Cupping." Donna Says

"Cupping?" Dean Says

"Yeah. You know, I thought it was gonna hurt, but honestly, I snoozed through the whole thing. By the time I woke up, I was down two dress sizes." Donna Says

"Before the cupping, did you eat any pudding?" Dean Asks

"Darn tootin'. Licked the bowl clean." Donna Says

"Donna, do you remember who did this treatment?" Sam Asks

"Oh, yah. You betcha." Donna Says

CAFETERIA

Larry rushes through the lunch room to his wife who is sitting with a client. He addresses the client.

"Evelyn, you are looking great. Just 10 more pounds till your goal weight. Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a sec?" Larry Says

"I'll be back." Maritza Says

"Looking good, ladies." Larry Says

"Thank you."

Larry pulls Maritza into the entryway to speak privately with her.

"Alright what's wrong?" Maritza Asks

"The new guys aren't personal trainers." Larry Says

"What are you talking about?" Maritza Says

"I did a little digging. I found this in their glove compartment." Larry pulls out the fake ID box

"They're Feds." Maritza Says

"Worse. They're hunters." Larry Says

"Why are hunters here?" Maritza Says

Larry holds up the news article about Wayne Mcnut

"Maybe because of this." Larry Says

"Oh, my God. Do you think—" Maritza Says

"I do." Larry Says

"What are we going to do?" Maritza Asks

"Relax. I'll take care of it. Just get rid of the evidence." Larry Says then walks off

Inside shot of a refrigerator filled to the brim with containers of human fat. Maritza starts taking them out and dumping them in the trash. She is tempted to eat one but startles when she hears a sound behind her. Dean stands there with his gun drawn.

"Okay, I'm no health nut, but that is just wrong." He ties her to a chair "All right, talk." Dean Says

"This isn't what you think. I'm not a killer." Maritza Says

"Well, then, what are you?" Dean Asks

"I'm a Pishtaco." Maritza Says

"A fish taco?" Dean Says

"A Pishtaco. It means "Peruvian fat sucker". Maritza Says

"Never heard of it. So, what, you're like vamps with a sweet tooth for cellulite?" Dean Asks

"Vampires kill. We're just... Parasites." Maritza Says

"Oh, well, in that case—" Dean Says

"Look, I would never hurt anybody! Okay, this -- this is why Larry and I started Canyon Valley. We could help people lose weight, and I could feed. It was a win-win." Maritza Says

"Yeah, except for the two you dysoned to death." Dean Says

"That wasn't me." Maritza Says

"Well, then who was it?" Dean Asks

"Alonso." Maritza Says

"The dude from the cafeteria?" Dean Says

"He's my brother." Maritza Says

KITCHEN

Larry walks over and confronts Alonso in the kitchen.

"I knew you were a lost cause. Unlike your sister, you're weak." Larry Says

"Good to see you, too, Larry." Alonso Says

"How could you do this to her? To us?" Larry Says

"Do what?" Alonso Asks

Larry Scoffs and holds up the article again
"This."

"Oh, that." Alonso Says

"Oh yeah, that. You know what that means? Huh? Now there are hunters here!" Larry Says

"It's your fault, blanco! If you didn't starve me, maybe—" Alonso Says

"Listen, freak! Your sister and I spent years building this operation. And if you think I'm gonna let your gluttony destroy it, you got another thing coming. I want you out. Now." Larry Says

"I'm not leaving Maritza." Alonso Says

"Well, I got news for you, pal. She doesn't want you here, either. Either you leave... or I'll make you." Larry Says

From outside the kitchen Sam is walking by and hears a man scream. He runs in to find Larry dead on the floor with his neck bleeding out into a drain.

MARITZA'S ROOM

Dean and Sam are in the room with Maritza who is still tied to the chair. She is crying.

"I brought Alonso here from Peru to show him a better way, a more civilized way. One where we weren't monsters. That the secret to coexisting with humans was just... eating enough to get by." Maritza Says

"Let me guess. Alonso wasn't a big fan of portion control, was he?" Sam Says

"No. During a routine treatment, he almost killed a client. He sucked out too much fat. I demoted him to kitchen duty -- no human contact, just fat from a jar. But he said the more I deprived him, the hungrier he got.And now three people are dead. My husband..." Maritza Says

"Where's Alonso right now?" Sam Asks

"The -- the basement? That's -- that's where he spends most of his time now." Maritza Says

"What about her?" Sam Asks

"Well, till we figure out which side she's on, she stays put." Dean Says

"I am on your side." Maritza Says

"Okay. Then how do we kill him?" Sam Asks

THE BASEMENT

Sam and Dean search the basement in the dark by the light of their flashlights. They silently nod to each other to split up to cover more ground. Dean finds Alonso's hideout with all his empty fat jars. Sam runs across the killed Chef, he looks into a wardrobe but it falls from the wall trapping Sam underneath it and Alonso is on top of it.

"You and stupido have no chance. The fat makes us stronger." Alonso Says

"Your sister didn't mention that when she ratted you out." Sam Says

"You're lying!" Alonso Says

He growls at Sam and leaps at him but Sam manages to roll away.

"I guess after you killed her husband... you were too monstrous, even for her." Sam Says

Sam and Alonso begin to fight in the dark by the light of his flashlight. Alonso finally gets Sam pinned down with his knees and is about the suck his neck with his Pishtaco tongue when Dean arrives and slices it off. Alonso screams and falls dead next to Sam.

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CANYON  VALLEY

As the Coroner's gurney rolls by, Sam, Dean,
Donna and an Officer stands in the entryway.

"We'll let you know if we need any other information. Thanks for everything. Appreciate it." He Says

As the Winchester walk away, Sam sees Maritza sitting alone in a cove off the hallway. He walks over to check on her.

"Hey." Sam Says

"What did you tell the sheriff?" Maritza Asks

"The usual -- psycho killer on the loose. They, uh... usually buy it." Sam Says

"I lost my whole family today." Maritza Says

"I'm so sorry. I..." Sam Says

"Can I steal you a sec?" They walk out in the hallway
"Once this place clears out, we're gonna make this a family affair." Dean Says

"Wait, Dean. We're not gonna kill Maritza." Sam Says

"She's a monster." Dean Says

"Yeah, who saved our asses." Sam Says

"You said that you wanted to keep things strictly business. Well, last I checked, we were in the business of killing monsters." Dean Says

"I wanted to keep things strictly business between us. But I still have a heart. What if I had crossed paths with a hunter back when I was possessed by Gadreel? I could've ended up dead, too. Would I have deserved that? Would I have deserved to die?" Sam Says

"So, one-way ticket to Peru?" Dean Says

THE BUNKER

Dean is sitting in the kitchen drinking scotch by himself. Sam appears in the doorway.

"I'm hitting it." Sam Says

"Yeah. Hey." Dean Says

"Yeah?" Sam Says

"About what you said the other day." Dean Says

"I thought it didn't bother you." Sam Says

"You know, Sam, I saved your hide back there. And I saved your hide at that church... And the hospital. I may not think things all the way through. Okay? But what I do, I do because it's the right thing. I'd do it again." Dean Says

"And that... is the problem. You think you're my savior, my brother, the hero. You swoop in, and even when you mess up, you think what you're doing is worth it because you've convinced yourself you're doing more good than bad... But you're not." Sam Says

"I mean, Kevin's dead, Crowley's in the wind. We're no closer to beating this angel thing. Please tell me, what is the upside of me being alive?" Sam Says

"You kidding me? You and me -- fighting the good fight together." Dean Says

Sam sighing in frustration almost leaves but then decides to explain. He come into the kitchen and sits down across from Dean, who draws back.

"Okay. Just once, be honest with me. You didn't save me for me. You did it for you." Sam Says

"What are you talkin' about?" Dean Says

"I was ready to die. I was ready. I should have died, but you... You didn't want to be alone, and that's what all this boils down to. You can't stand the thought of being alone." Sam Says

"All right." Dean gets up from the table

"I'll give you this much. You are certainly willing to do the sacrificing as long as you're not the one being hurt." Sam Says

"All right, you want to be honest? If the situation were reversed and I was dying, you'd do the same thing." Dean Says

"No, Dean. I wouldn't Same circumstances...I wouldn't. I'm gonna get to bed." Sam Says

Sam leaves and Dean watches him go, he looks on with a devastated face.