RUFUS' CABIN

Bobby is preparing to electrocute Chet as he's chained up.

"Ooh." Chet Says

Bobby touches the skin of Chet's arm with his own as he attaches jumper cables to his chains.

"Does this skin make me look fat?" Chet Says

Chet has transformed into a doppelganger of Bobby.

"Balls." Bobby Says

"It's pretty dark in here. High-school dropout. Mother of your child you never really gotten over her. Hmm A drunk like your daddy before you. Oh. You and Dad. Now, that's a can of scorpions. Your favorite singer is Joni frickin' Mitchell? Oh, Bobby. You are 10 pounds of sad in a 5-pound bag." Chet Says

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STREET IN ANKENY

Dean, Elena and Sam are walking along the street as a black Impala passes them.

"Sam, Elena..Hold up. Don't move. Don't move." Dean Says

The Impala, which contains Leviathan Dean and Leviathan Sam, does a U-turn and parks on the other side of the street. Leviathan Sam and Dean get out.

"Oh, no. This is all sorts of wrong." Sam Says

"Those are nice wheels. Tell you what, when this is over, I'm stealing those rims." Dean Says As he takes out his phone and makes a call.

Chet is still chained to the chair in Bobby's form.

"Tell the kids I said hi." Chet Says

"Yeah." Bobby Says

"Bobby, we got eyes on them." Dean Says

"What?" Bobby Says

Leviathan Dean opens the trunk of the Impala.

"It's like looking at a funhouse mirror." Dean Says

"Yeah, I know the feeling." Bobby Says

"All right, well, tell me.....you got something. Otherwise, we're gonna have to get in close." Dean Says

Elena, Dean and Sam walk along the street closer to where the Impala is parked on the other side.

"Look, just hang back for now." Bobby Says

"It's too late. We gotta –" Dean Says

A police car pulls up, siren going.

"Hang on." Dean Says

A Sheriff and another officer get out of the police car and the Sheriff points a gun at Dean.

"Hands in the air!" Sheriff Says

Another siren blares, they put their hands up.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." Dean Says As A second police car pulls up.

"This is a Big misunderstanding." Elena Says

The Deputies  from the second vehicle are now pointing their guns at Dean, Elena and Sam from behind them.

"Look, the guys you want—" Dean Says

"Shut up!" Sheriff Says

"They're right there." Dean Says

"Shut up! Drop the phone. Put your hands in the air." Sheriff Says

"Dean?" Dean puts the phone down. "Dean!"

"Cuff 'em." Sheriff Says

The Deputies behind Dean, Elena and Sam put them in handcuffs.

"Come on." Sam Says

"Whoa Whoa, hey you don't have to be so rough." Elena Says

"Hey! Let her go she's got nothing to do with this." Dean Says

"Sorry to break this to you Son, Anyone with you or helping you is an accomplice." Sheriff Says

Dean looks at Leviathan Dean , who is back in the driver's seat of the Impala, He winks at them.

RUFUS' CABIN

Chet is still chained to the chair in Bobby's form. Bobby is pacing the room with a book.

"You know the thing about you, Bobby..." Chet Says

"Save it. I already know me, handsome." Bobby Says

"You got the gruff thing down. Seen more death than an electric chair. Ready to die with your boots on. But, you know, deep down inside... you're no cynic. You still hope. You even got a thing for that lady upstairs. Tiny part of you thinks, maybe... after this is all done, you and Miss Sheriff can make your own little cabin in the woods." Chet Says

Bobby closes the book and puts it down as Chet laughs.

"That's hilarious. You're not getting any older than tomorrow, Bobby. Why do you bother?" Chet Says

Bobby picks up the machete."You a Browning fan?"

"Come again?" Chet Says

"Robert Browning. Poet. You got that name rattling around up there with the rest of my thoughts and feelings?" Bobby Asks

"It's kind of hard to sift through all the drunken blackouts, but-" Chet Says

"A man's reach should exceed his grasp." Bobby Says

"I like that. That's actually lovely. Browning? After I eat you, I'm definitely gonna hit the library." Bobby Says

Bobby raises the machete. A several drops of a liquid fall from the ceiling onto Chet's arm and burn his skin.

"What the hell is that?" The skin on his arm turns yellow, then black, and black steam rises. Another drop falls and his arm continues to burn. "Get it off. Get it off! Get it off!!" Another drop falls. "Get it off of me!" Chet Says

Another drop falls. Chet's face is now also burning and a large patch on his arm is black.

"Aaargh! Get it off me!" Chet Says

Jody is on her knees wringing out a cloth into a bucket. She sees Bobby and gets up.

"Oh, sorry. Little snafu here." Jody Says

Bobby grabs her face in both hands and kisses her.

"Mm! Okay, wasn't expecting that reaction." Jody Says

"What the hell was in that bucket?" Bobby Asks

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ANKENY SHERIFF'S OFFICE

Sam, Elena and Dean are being escorted in by the deputy's. "Look, you're making a mistake. The real killers are back at the diner, okay?"

"Is that the best you can do?" Sheriff Says

"I want my phone call." Dean Says

"Oh, there'll be a call, to the FBI. Take him to cell number one. Take that one to the interview room. And take her to cell number two, Once they're separate and secure, you boys call it a night." Sheriff Says

"You're making a mistake!" Sam Says

ANKENY SHERIFF'S OFFICE

The Three deputies who handcuffed Sam, Elena and Dean leave the building. Leviathan Dean and Sam watch from their Impala, which is parked across the street. As the officers walk closer, Leviathan Dean and Sam get out of the Impala.

The Three who handcuffed Sam, Elena and Dean walk back into the police station. A third Deputy is there.

"What, did you guys forget something or what?" Deputy 3

Deputy 1, who handcuffed Sam, walks up behind Deputy 3 and snaps his neck. His face transforms: his mouth enlarges, his teeth become long and jagged, and a long, two-pronged tongue unfurls.

The Sheriff walks towards Dean's cell.

"Hey. I have a right to my phone call." Dean Says

"A right? You killed how many people last couple days, and you want me to hop-to on your rights?" Sheriff Says

"I didn't -- please -- just give me one -- one phone call." Dean Says

RUFUS' CABIN

Bobby is leaning over Chet's headless, burned body, which is still chained to the chair. Bobby's phone rings.

"Guys?" Bobby Says

ANKENY SHERIFF'S OFFICE

The Sheriff is holding out a phone outside the cell. Dean speaks into it.

"Bobby, we got popped." Dean Says

"Okay. I'll be there as soon as—" Bobby Says

"No, no, there's no time. Look, we saw them they saw us. So, we are coming to get us. You read me? Tell me you got something." Dean Says

"There's a chemical..."Close-up of an empty bottle of "Power Clean" containing Borax."Sodium borate." Bobby Says

"Okay, let me get Mr. Wizard on speed dial." Dean Says

"No, no, it ain't as weird as it sounds It's found in industrial cleaners..and soaps and laundry powder. Just look for anything with the word Borax on it." Bobby Says

"You want me to "Desperate Housewife" these mothers?" Dean Says

"No, just trust me. It burns 'em bad enough to slow 'em down. So get the..strongest you can find. Hear me?" Bobby Says

"Borax. Burns. Got it." Dean Says

"Then douse 'em..." Close-up of Chet's severed, burned head. "Then get close, and then chop the heads off." Bobby Says As He Puts Chet's head into a cardboard box.

"Got it." Dean Says

"And keep the heads separate!" Bobby Says

"Bobby, you're a genius. Thanks. I—" Sheriff Hangs Up "What'd you do that for?" Dean Says

"Borax? Decapitation? What kind of sickos are you and your friends?" Sheriff Says then starts to walk away.

"Hey, you listen to me, If you don't go get every ounce, every drop of whatever that stuff is in this place right now, we're all gonna die!" Dean Says

"Well, you're crazier than I thought." Sheriff Says
Then leaves.

"Hey!" Dean Says

The Sheriff walks towards the office area and sees Deputy 1 leaning over a desk eating Deputy 3, Then Deputy 2 walks into the room.

"What are you doing?" Deputy 2 Says

Deputy 1 straightens up. His face is covered in blood and he is holding a strip of flesh.

"What is your problem? We don't have time for lunch right now." Deputy 2 Says

"I was hungry." Deputy 1 Says

"Later. Let's go." Deputy 2 Says

The Two deputies transforms into Sam and Dean, and they leave the room. Dean is sitting in his cell. The Sheriff walks towards the cell.

"What is it? What happened?" Dean Asks

"I...It's just... I don't know what I just saw." Sheriff Says

"Let me out of here. Okay, you listen to me, and we'll live. All right, keep your head down, get to the supply closet. Get anything that says Borax on it -- bring it here. Now. Go." Dean Says

HOLDING CELL

Elena is sitting on the ground, she's playing with a nail she found on the ground. Dean opens the door and she stands.

"Dean." Elena Says

"Hey Lena." Dean Says As She walks up the cell door

"How did you-" Elena Says

"The Sheriff let me out." Dean Says

"Why would he-, oh my god they're here aren't they." Elena Says

"Yeah, But Bobby found a way to hurt these son of bitches." Dean Says

"What?" Elena Asks

"Borax" Dean Says As He Opens the cell.

"Borax? Really." Elena Says

"Yeah I know it sounds weird but it's something." Dean Says

"Yeah that's true...so uh borax got it." Elena Says

"All Right come on we gotta find Sam." Dean Says

ANKENY SHERIFF'S OFFICE INTERVIEW ROOM

Sam is handcuffed to the table, Dean enters.

"Dean!" Sam Says holding out his handcuffed wrists.

"I'm not your brother. But I am Dean adjacent." He Says

Dean and Elena walks into the office, Dean takes the gun belonging to partially-eaten Deputy.

"Sorry." He sees what appears to be Sam. "Sammy."
He realizes from Sam's expression that it is Leviathan Sam. "Not Sammy." Dean Says

Dean raises his gun and shoots. Leviathan knocks the gun out of Dean's hand and throws him into a trophy cabinet.

SHERIFF'S OFFICE INTERVIEW ROOM

"I just want to let you know how much I've really grown to hate you and your brother since we've been wearing you. I just don't get it. You could be anything. You're strong, you're uninhibited. You're smart enough, believe it or not. But you're so caught up in being good and taking care of each other." Leviathan Dean Says

"What do you care?" Sam Asks

"Because it pisses me off! You're wasting a perfectly good opportunity to subjugate the weak." Leviathan Dean Says

SHERIFF'S OFFICE MAIN OFFICE

Dean gets to his feet and uses his elbow to break the glass on a cabinet containing an emergency axe.

"Cute. Really think you can get close enough to use it?" Leviathan Says

"Not until you're burning." Dean Says

The Sheriff and Elena tosses liquid from a bucket onto Leviathan Sam, who starts to sizzle. Black smoke rises from his skin.

"Aargh! Aargh!" Leviathan Sam Says

Dean cuts off Leviathan's head. Black liquid spills from his neck.

SHERIFF'S OFFICE INTERVIEW ROOM

"Here's the deal Dean... thinks you're nutballs. He thinks you're off your game." Leviathan Dean Says

"You gonna kill me, or is this some sort of "play with your food" bull?" Sam Says

"All right. All right. You know, I guess that's why Dean never told you that he killed Amy." Sam looks at Him in shock and alarm. "There it is. The look on your face. That is priceless! That's what I've been waiting for. Now I can eat you. 'Cause, you see, I like my meat a little bitter." Leviathan Dean Says

Dean bursts into the room, flings liquid at Leviathan and cuts off his head with the axe.

"Well, that felt good." Dean Says

"The less I see another doppelgänger the better." Elena Says As The Sheriff unlocks Sam's handcuffs.

"So... the FBI is on the way." Sheriff Says

"Yeah, listen, about that..." Dean Says

"Whatever I can do... Especially if it involves lying about everything I just saw." Sheriff Says

"Good. I was hoping you could help us kind of...be dead. You know, quote unquote." Dean Says

"Yeah. Yeah, I should be able to swing that. All right." Sheriff Says

"Come on, let's grab a mop." Dean Says

Dean starts to leave the room, but pauses when he sees that Sam and Elena hasn't moved.

"Sam?" Dean Says

"Sammy? You okay?" Elena Asks

Sam looks at Dean briefly and nods, then looks away.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Sam Says

"Let's go." Dean Says

Dean and Elena leaves as Sam continues to sit at the table.

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CORONER'S OFFICE

"That's when I got the drop on them and shot them both." Sheriff Says

"You did good, Sheriff." Morris Says

"Here's the files. Cause of death -- multiple gunshot wounds. I fingerprinted them first, of course, for your records." Coroner Says

"Mind if we take a look at the bodies?" Valente Asks

"Their bodies were sent to the funeral home for cremation, as per their living wills and religious requirements." Sheriff Says

"Wow. That must be some kind of record. They died last night." Valente Says

"You can contact the funeral home. They might still have the bodies. As you know, once we do the autopsy, we're obliged to release—" Sheriff Says

"You had the bodies destroyed? What kind of backwater operation is this?"

"Hey! Easy. Forget about it. No bodies, no paperwork, right? Someone once told me that was a good thing. The good news still stands. This case is closed. Sam and Dean Winchester are dead." Valente Says

Agent Morris hands the files back to the Coroner and they leave.

RUFUS' CABIN

"The Winchester crime spree has come to a violent end in Iowa, where they were gunned down."

Bobby turns off the television, Jody is putting on her jacket.

"That should take the heat off." Jody Says

"For now. Thanks, Jody. Couldn't have done it without you." Bobby Says

"Anytime you need me to spill something else, you give me a call." Jody Says

"Actually, there is one more thing." Bobby Says

Bobby steps very close to Jody, who smiles at him. After a pause, he holds up a finger and goes to get the cardboard box. She picks up her purse. Bobby hands the box to Jody.

"Don't open it. Even if it starts talking. Especially if it starts talking. When you cross over Underhill Bridge, just toss it in the drink. If you'll excuse me, I, um...I got a body to bury in cement." Bobby Says
Then kisses Jody on the cheek.

CORONER'S OFFICE

The Coroner is taking a sample from one of the Leviathan bodies.

"Dad, seriously? Lying to the FBI, incinerating bodies, and this stuff? What the hell is it? 'Cause it sure isn't blood." She Says

Special Agent Valente appears in the doorway. "You're right about that, sweetie. It's much more than blood."

"I can explain." Sheriff Says

"Don't bother." Valente Says

Valente's face transforms and he rushes at the Sheriff and Coroner then blood splatters the walls.

Leviathan Valente, whose face is covered with blood, unzips one of the body bags containing the Leviathans. He sighs, takes out his phone and makes a call.

"It's Valente Yes, sir, I'm with them now. well, unfortunately, their heads are... missing." Valente Says

OUTSIDE OFFICE BUILDING

A Man in suit, who is speaking on his phone, leaves the building.

"Huh! But the actual Winchesters are dead, yes?" He Asks

"No, sir. They're in the wind." Valente Says

"So, all that brainpower, all those resources, and those two field mice are still on my to-do list?" He Says

"I'm sorry, sir. We could grab some more DNA and double them again." Valente Says

"I like where your head's at...but sometimes less is more. Those boys coming back from the dead again starts to strain credulity.." He Says Walking towards a limousine. "Even for the American media, am I right?"

"Yes, sir." Valente Says

"I like a subtler approach. Back to the vision board on this one." He Says

"Of course." Valente Says

"Just secure the bodies and get back to the FBI, and we'll give this Winchester situation a good think." He Says standing next to the limousine.

CORONER'S OFFICE

"Definitely. Thanks, sir." Valente Says

"And, Valente?"

OUTSIDE OFFICE BUILDING

"Next time, call me with a win. For your sake. Please don't make me bib you." He Says

"Yes, sir." Valente Says

The Man in the suit nods to the Limousine Driver.

"I'm craving a latte. You mind running across the street before we hit the trail? Decaf, two pumps of vanilla..." He hands the Limousine Driver some bills.
"And grab yourself whatever you want – my treat." He Says

The Man gets into the limousine and picks up a newspaper.

"Mr. Roman." He is holding something covered with a towel on his lap. "I felt it was time we met in person. I'm Crowley. I run Hell." Crowley Says

"Yes, yes. Of course. I agree, 100%. High time we met." Roman Says

Crowley uncovers the basket he is holding. It contains muffins. "A token."

"You shouldn't have. I love a muffin." Roman Says

"100% organic baby uvulas – gluten free." Crowley Says

"So considerate." Roman Says

Crowley slides the muffins over to Mr.Roman.
"I'll cut to the chase, Mr. Roman."

"Please. Dick." He Says

"Dick. You and I control large interests that I feel strongly could meld, to the benefit of all." Crowley Says

"You think?" Dick Roman Says

"I know. Straight talk – we should be friends, you and I." Crowley Says

"Why? Why in the world would we be?" Dick Roman Says

"Well, I brought you here... Dick. I found the way to open the door to Purgatory." Crowley Says

"To steal every last soul, you mean. You and that angel friend of yours. Don't roofie me and call it romance." Dick Roman Says

"I think you've got me wrong." Crowley Says

"Now it's your turn to listen. I'd sooner swim through hot garbage than shake hands with a bottom-feeding mutation like you. You demons are ugly, lazy, gold-digging whores. You're less than humans, and they're not good for much till you dip 'em in garlic sauce. I'd never work with you, Crowley. In fact, if I wasn't busy with better things, I might actively wipe your kind from the face of the Universe. And you'd deserve it. Are we clear?" Dick Roman Says

"Keep the muffins." Crowley Says Then vanishes

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PIER

Dean opens the trunk of the hatchback, in which is a canvas bag and the My Little Pony. He unzips the bag, which contains the two Leviathan heads wrapped in plastic, Dean sighs.

"Are you sure you want to dump these things? I'm thinking they might actually come in handy down the road. What do you think?" Dean Says

Sam, who is leaning with his arms on the roof of the hatchback, doesn't reply, Elena looks at Dean Then back at Sam.

"Hey. What? What is it? Talk." Elena Says

"Nothing." Sam Says

"Well, that's convincing. Did monster-us give you the jeebs, huh? 'Cause I gotta be honest – I ain't looking in the mirror for – for a while myself." Dean Says

"Okay. You really want to know what's wrong?" Sam Says

"Yeah. Yeah, you know my – here to help." Dean Says

"Here to help." Kind of like you helped Amy?" Sam Says As Elena looks at Dean

"What's he talking about?" Elena Asks

"He Killed Amy." Sam Says

"What?" Elena Says

"Listen, Sam..." Dean Says

"Don't – don't lie to me again. No, don't even talk to me. Yeah, I can't." Sam Says

Sam opens the rear passenger door of the hatchback and takes something out.

"You know what, Dean?" He starts to walk away.
"I can't."

"You can't what?" Dean Asks

"I can't talk to you right now! Dean..."He is carrying two bags."I can't even be around you right now!" Sam Says

"Okay, so—" Dean Says

"I think you should just go on without me." Sam Says

There is a long pause, Dean nods as Elena sighs in frustration.

"Go." Sam Says

"All right. Sorry, Sam." Dean Says

Dean turns back to the car and Sam walks away, Elena looks as Sam walks away.