DUNGEON

In A dungeon, Dean is unconscious and strapped to an upright table wearing lederhosen and He wakes up.

"Oh, come on." Dean Says As he looks at a portrait of a woman's face on the wall which resembles Lucy.

"She is beautiful, no? Bride number three from the first film. She never got the acclaim that she deserved. Which is why I chose her shape, her form, to move among the mortals unnoticed. To listen to the cricket songs of the living. That is when I discovered my bride had been reborn in this century." Dracula Says

"I can't get over what a pumpkin-pie-eyed, crazy son of a bitch you really are. You're not Dracula! You get that, right? Or even if you think you are Dracula, what the hell's up with the mummy?!" Dean Says As Dracula punches Him in the face.

"I am all monsters!" Dracula Says

"Life ain't a movie, you sorry sack of –" Dean Says
As Dracula punches Dean again, Aah."

"Life is small. Meagre. Messy. The movies are grand, simple, elegant. I have chosen elegance." Dracula Says

"You think "elegance" is really the word for what you did to Marissa, or Rick Deacon, or any of the others?!" Dean Says

"But of course. It is a monster movie, after all." Dracula Says

"You do realize what happens at the end of every monster movie?" Dean Says

"Ah, but this movie is mine. And in it, the monster wins. The monster gets the girl. And the hero, he's... electrocuted. And tonight, Jonathan Harker, you will be my hero." Dracula Says As He puts his hand on a large lever on the wall and Dean chuckles nervously.

"W-w-wait, wait, wait." Dean Says As he struggles to escape, Then the doorbell rings.

"Please, excuse me." Dracula Says

He leaves, Dracula walks through a modern looking hallway, The doorbell rings again he opens the door and a pizza boy is standing outside.

"Good evening." Dracula Says

"Uh... pizza delivery." Delivery Boy says

"Ah, you've brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared." Dracula Says

"Uh huh, He pulls out pizza from his bag and holds it out, That'll be $15.50." Delivery Boy Says

"Tell me..." Dracula Says

"Yeah?" Delivery Boy Says

"...is there garlic on this pizza?" Dracula Asks

"I don't know. Did you order garlic?" Delivery Boy Asks

"No!" Dracula Says

"Then no. Look, mister, I got four other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go?" Delivery Boy Says

"Of course, yes, but I have a coupon." Dracula Says

THE BAR

Sam and The Girls enters and walks around

"Dean!" Elena Says

"Yo Winchester!" Corrina Says As Sam He takes out his cell phone and calls Dean.

"Dean, hey listen. Uh, Ed is not our guy. Um, I'm guessing you're at home with Jamie, so just give me a call, okay?" Sam Says

He Hangs hangs up and He looks down and sees the broken bottle on the floor, and the napkin with Lucy's lipstick on it.

"What is it Sam?" Elena Says

"Lucy." Sam Says

BEDROOM

A bedroom in Dracula's house, Jamie is lying on the bed. She wakes up.

"You wake." Dracula Says As he gestures to a white satin dress hanging by the bed,The gown. It suits your beauty. Please, put it on."

"Where am I? What have you done with Dean?" Jamie Asks

"Harker is resting elsewhere. Please, put on the gown and you may dine. We are having pizza." Dracula Says

"What?! What is wrong with you? You made up Lucy, right? Pretended to be my friend." Jamie Says

"I needed to know if you were the one." Dracula Says

"You could try talking to people! But instead you become this?" Jamie Says

"The gown." Dracula Says

"I don't want to play your stupid game, okay?! I just -- I just want to go home." Jamie Says

"Put on the gown!" Dracula Yells

LIVING ROOM

The front door of Dracula's house, Elena kicks the door in and they enters, holding their guns at the ready.

BEDROOM

The bedroom, Jamie is now wearing the gown.

"I-I scared you. You're the only one I don't want to scare. I used to love the movies." Dracula Says

"They aren't real. You can't make them real." Jamie Says

"Real" is being born this way. Different. "Real" is having your dad call you "monster" -- it's the first time you hear the word. And he tries to beat you to death with a shovel. Everywhere I ran, everywhere I tried to hide, people found me, dragged me out, attacked me. Called me "freak," called me "monster." Then I found them. The great monsters. In their movies, they were strong. They were feared. They were beautiful. And now I am like them. Commanding. Terrifying." Dracula Says

"Lonely." Jamie Says

"Was lonely. Now I -- I have you." Dracula Says

"Ever think that maybe you're lonely because you kill people?" Jamie Says

"Or I kill people because I'm lonely." Dracula Says

Something has been knocked over in the next room.

"Did you hear that?" Dracula Asks

"What? Dean? Dean?!" Jamie Says As Dracula hits her, knocking her out.

THE DUNGEON

The dungeon, Dean is still trapped Then Sam, Elena and Corrina enters.

"Oh, thank God. Just in the nick of time. That guy was about to Frankenstein me." Dean Says

"Wow Cute Outfit" Corrina Says As Sam unties Dean.

"Hey there, Hansel." Sam Says

"Shut up!" Dean says

"Where's Gretel Is she around" Elena Says

"Hahaha" Dean says As he gestures for Sam to kick down the door, Sam puts his foot through the door, punching a hole in it. The entire door falls flat off its hinges.

"Let's go." Sam Says

BEDROOM

Sam opens the door and goes over to Jamie lying on the bed. Dracula Stops him from behind and throws him through the wall.

"Sam!" Corrina Says

"You will never be Van Helsing!" Dracula Says
As Elena and Corrina attacks him and They fight, He Head buts Corrina really hard making her nose bleed then Sending her through a Wall and Elena as Well, Then Dean Steps in and He and the square off

"And you, Harker, now you die" Dracula Says

"How 'bout now you shut the hell up?" Dean Asks

Dean is thrown to the ground, Dracula raises his arms, about to go in for the kill. He is shot in the chest.

"Silver?, He turns to see Jamie holding the gun, It was beauty that killed the beast. No Mina do not weep, He falls into a chair, Perhaps this is how the movie should end." Dracula Says As he dies in the chair.

TOWN SQUARE

Dean and Jamie are kissing, While Elena, Sam and Corrina Wait

"Geez Can they speed it up a bit" Corinna Says as Elena Chuckles

"Well, thank you, G-Man. You have been a great service to your country." Jamie Says

"Oh, yes, I'm very, very patriotic." Dean Says

Dean looks over his shoulder at them, They smiles at him and he turns back to Jamie.

"Bye." Dean says

"Bye." Jamie Says

"Bye" Elena & Corrina Says As they begin to walk away.

"You guys saved my life, you know? So, thanks." Jamie Says Then she leaves.

"I like her." Sam says

"Me too" Corrina Says

"Feels good to be back on the job, doesn't it?" Dean Asks

"Yeah, it does" Sam Says

"The hero gets the girl, monster gets the gank. All in all, happy ending -- with a happy ending, no less." Dean Says

"Real classy, Dean." Elena Says

"Hey, all I'm saying is the shifter man had a point, you know? It would be nice if life was movie simple. Although, if I was turning life into a movie, I wouldn't do this Abbott and Costello meet the monster crap." Dean says

"Yeah, no. I know what you'd pick." Sam Says

"No, you don't." Dean Says

"Yeah, I do." Sam Says

"No. You don't. You don't!" Dean Says

"Porky's II." Sam Says As Elena and Corrina Begins Laughing

"What?" Dean says

"You heard me." Sam Says

"Lucky guess." Dean Says