There is a crescent moon in the Sky and The Impala drives down a road lined with trees and past a sign saying Welcome to Pennsylvania. Lightning flashes, for an instant the sign reads Welcome to Transylvania.

"The radio around here sucks." Elena Says

"I Know Right, Hey Dean you mind turning that crap off" Corrina Says As She Slaps his Head

"Hey, Don't do that or I will punch you" Dean Says

"I'm So Scared, just do it" Corrina Says

"Elena Control her, Your lucky that I let you come along with us" Dean Says As Corrina Smirks and Sam laughs

"Okay...Okay Corrina Stop it" Elena Says As She Slaps Corrina's Ear

"Oww, you bitch" Corrina Says

"Takes one to know one" Elena Says Laughing As Dean turns off the radio.

"Come on, man. Jobs don't get much sweeter than this, you know? Dead vic with a gnawed-on neck, body drained of blood, and a witness who swears up and down that it was a vampire." Dean Says

"No, I -- I agree. It's a hell of a case." Sam Says

"A little more gusto, please" Dean Says

"It's just... the world is coming to an end. Things are a little complicated, you know?" Sam Says

"Yeah, well, we can't save the world, not today anyway. But what we can do is chop off some vamps' heads. Come on, man it's like the good old days, an honest-to-goodness monster hunt. It's about time the Winchesters got back to tackling a straightforward, black and white case." Dean Says

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The Impala Drives into town While Polka music plays. In the Village where a band is playing in a gazebo, Man takes picture of girl in barmaid costume. There is a sign reading Oktoberfest 2008. They All Step out of the Car, And they adjust their suits after exiting the impala and walk forward.

"We still got to see the new Raiders movie." Dean Says

"Saw it." Sam Says

"Without me?" Dean Says

"You were in Hell." Sam Says

"That's no excuse." Dean Says

"Aww It's Okay Dean, Why not you and I go see the new raider's movie?" Elena Says As Dean Thinks For a Bit

"Ehh Sure why not" Dean Says

"Can I come to?" Corrina Asks

"Uhhh you can come only if you apologize for hitting my head" Dean Says

"Are you kidding, it's wrong when I do it but it's okay if Elena does it?" Corrina Asks

"Well I didn't say tha-" Dean Says

"Oh Never mind" Corrina Says As Dean looks Away

"Big pretzel!" Dean Says As Sam smiles and shakes his head.

Dean takes Four pretzels from vendor.

"Thank you." Dean Says As he hands Sam, Elena and Corrina their pretzels

"Thank you." They Say As They take a bite of their pretzels.

"Guten tag." Jamie Says

"Guten tag" yourself." Dean Says Mouthful

"Mmm. Looks like that's our man." Elena Says As They All Walk over towards him

"Sheriff Dietrich." Sam Says

"Are you the Guys from the fed?" The Sheriff Asks

"Agents Angus,Young, Berglund and Jackson" Sam Says As They All show their badges.

"We called ahead about your, uh, problem." Dean Says

"Right. Um... I'll tell you what, why don't we talk this out away from the crowd, huh?" The Sheriffs Says

MORGUE

Door opens and a body is taken out, covered with a sheet and Sheriff Dietrich draws back the sheet.

"Marissa Wright, 26. Just up from Lockhard for the 'fest. Terrible. Just terrible. It's the last thing this town needs at peak tourist season." The Sheriff Says

"Definitely the last thing Marissa Wright needed." Corrina Says As Dean turns the body's head and sees two dark puncture marks on her neck like a vampire bite.

"What the hell?" Dean Says

"What?" Corrina Asks

"Yeah, you got me -- I mean this killer's some kind of grade-A wacko, right? I mean, some Satan worshipping, Anne Rice-reading, gothic, psycho vampire wannabe." The Sheriff Says

"Sheriff, in your report, you mentioned a witness." Dean Says

"Yeah, I wished I didn't. But our witness insisted. That's Ed Brewer. Not exactly what you'd call reliable." The Sheriff Says

BAR

Bar with waitresses dressed in Oktoberfest costumes. Sam, Elena, Corrina and Dean walk to the bar. Jamie hands two beer glasses to Lucy, another waitress.

"I remember you." Jamie Says

"And I remember you..., He looks at her name badge, Jamie. I never forget a pretty... everything." Dean Says

"Ooo Very Smooth" Corrina Says In Elena's Ear

"Very" Elena Says Smirking

"We're looking for Ed Brewer." Sam Says

"What do you want with Ed?" Jamie Asks

"Well, we are uh... federal agents." Elena Says As They All show their badges.

"Mr. Brewer was witness to a serious crime. We just need to -" Dean Says

"Wait a minute. You're a fed? Wow, you don't come on like a fed. Seriously?" Jamie Says As Dean leans towards her.

"I'm a maverick, ma'am. A rebel with a badge. One thing I don't play by: the rules." Dean Says Then He Winks As Sam and Corrina Share a look Smiling

"Okay, maverick. Um, so where can we find Mr. Brewer?" Elena Asks

Sam and Dean are sitting across from Ed Brewer at a table While Elena and Corrina Stands Behind Them, Ed uncaps his beer stein and drinks.

"I told the cops everything I saw. No one believes me. Why should you be any different?" Ed Asks

"Believe me, Mr. Brewer, we're different." Dean Says

"I spoke the God's honest truth. And now I'm the town joke." Ed Says

"Marissa Wright's murder is no joke to us. And we want to hear everything, no matter how strange it may seem." Sam Says

"We have a lot of experience with strange." Corrina Says As Ed uncaps the beer stein and drink again.

"It was just after midnight. I just left here, and like I do every night, I cut through the park on the way home. At first, I thought it was a couple kissing. But she was... struggling too much. And this man, he was -- well, he was biting her neck." Ed Says

"Can you describe her assailant?" Elena Asks

"Oh, he was a vampire." Ed Says

"Okay, right. And by that, you mean –" Dean Says

"You know, a vampire." Ed Says

"Okay A Vampire" Elena Says

"Uh huh." Dean Says

"Yeah." Ed Says

"So, he looked like—" Dean Says

"He looked like a vampire. You know, with the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thingy on the ribbon." Ed Says

"You mean like a Dracula?" Corrina Asks

"Exactly, like a Dracula. Right down to the accent." Ed Says

"The accent?" Sam Says

"Yep." Ed Says

"What did he say?" Sam Asks

"You know, something like...He raises his arm over his face as if he has a cape on, Stay away, mortal! The night is mine! You do believe me, don't you?" Ed Says

Jamie and Lucy Are Working at the Bar

"They must be here following up on that murdered woman." Jamie Says

"Crazy Ed and his vampire story." Lucy Says

"He might be weird, but he's not crazy." Jamie Says

"Look, you're just saying that 'cause the guy has a crush on you and he tips you in 20's." Jamie Says As Lucy puts her lips on a napkin and leaves it on the bar.

"Lucy!"

"Oh gotta go" Lucy Says As She Leaves Then Dean walks up to the bar.

"So, you got a beer back there for me?" Dean Asks

"I don't know, Agent Young, you off duty?" Jamie Says

"And then some." Dean Says As Sam and The Girls comes up and he picks up the napkin with Lucy's lipstick print on it. They lean against the bar facing the room.

"So, what do you think? Goth, psycho, vampire wannabe, right?" Dean Asks

"Definitely not our kind of case." Sam Says

"Agreed. But who cares?" Dean Says Then They walk toward a table, Room's paid for, and it's Oktoberfest. Come on, brother. Beer and bar wenches." Dean Says

"Pretty sure women today don't react well to the whole "wench" thing, Dean." Elena Says

"Hey, bar wench, where's that beer?" Dean Asks

"Coming up, good sir!" Jamie Says As Elena Raises her Eyebrows

"Hmm I guess not" Elena Says

"Dude, Oktoberfest." Dean Says

"There you go, She turns to Sam,What can I get you?" Jamie Says

"Oh, he doesn't drink. He's a Christian scientist. Doesn't even take aspirin. He's a real drag on stakeouts." Dean Says As Jamie laughs

"You're funny." Jamie Says

"I'm a lot more than that. I'd love to get a chance to show you the rest. What time you get off?" Dean Asks

"Ha ha. Like I said, "funny." Jamie Says As she walks off.

"Ooo Strike out, that was touch" Corrina Says

"Better Luck Next time" Elena Says

"I'm Shocked I can't believe a Cheesy pick up line from Dean Winchester didn't work" Corrina Says
As She and Elena Laughs

"You Know If I Wanted to I could have your head spinning right now" Dean Says

"Oh Dean in order for that to happen I'd have to lower my Standards" Corrina Says As Sam Smirks A Little

"Oh Nice One" Elena Says

"Yeah, Yeah But Man, it is time to right some wrongs." Dean Says

"Come again?" Sam Says

"Look at me. I mean, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angled fingers from all the breaks. I mean, my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Which leads me to conclude, sadly... that my virginity is intact." Dean Says

"What?" Sam Says

"Huh" Elena Says

"I have been re-hymenated" Dean Says As he takes a drink.

"Re--?" Sam Says

"Yea Okay" Corrina Says As Sam laughs.

"Please. Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that." Elena Says

"Lena, I have been re-hymenated. And the dude will not abide." Dean Says

"Well All right, dude. you go do whatever you got to do, and I'm gonna go back to the room and get some sleep." Sam Says

"Your Really Going to Bed Sammy?" Corrina Asks

"Yeah Im Still Tired, What Are you girls gonna do?" Sam Asks

"Ehh I don't know probably call it a night as well" Elena Says

"Wrong me and you are gonna do a little exploring" Corrina Says

"Have Fun" Sam Says As He Pats Corrina's Shoulder and leaves.

"What Are We Gonna do then?" Elena Asks

"Who Knows let's see where the night takes us please come on let's party" Corrina Says

"Corrina we're working a case" Elena Says

"So is this one right here, but he's gonna do his own thing so why not let us do it to, please I promise I won't drink to heavily" Corrina Says

"Fine, Let's go have fun" Elena Says

"Yes Let's Go, Later Dean" Corrina Says as they get up

"Later, Don't make bad decisions" Dean Says

"Can't promise you that" Elena Says As They Walk out the bar, Dean walks back to the bar.

"So? How about tonight?" Dean Asks

"Oh, sorry. I promised Lucy a girls' night out, he glances over at Lucy, Besides, no self-respecting bar wench lets herself get picked up by a customer on the first try." Jamie Says

"Well, I'm not a customer. I'm a federal agent." Dean Says

"Try again tomorrow, G-Man." Jamie Says

"I wish I could. I don't think we're staying on the case." Dean Says

"What? Is it too weird for you?" Jamie Asks

"Not weird enough." Dean Says

STREET

Elena and Corrina are walking down the Street laughing and Talking and a group of Women dressed In Beer Women Costumes

"Oh Elena I know what we should do" Corinna says

"What?"Elena Asks

"We Should Totally Dress up as Beer Women, Come on its very sexy and all the girls are wearing it" Corrina Says

"I don't know wouldn't that make us look slutty" Elena Says

"So Who Cares, Elena you'll look great in it I mean you look great in just about everything, even being naked" Corrina Says As Elena looks At Her Smiling

"When Did you see me naked?" Elena Asks

"I mean are we really even friends if we've never seen each other naked, But anyways we gotta go try those on" Corrina Says

"I'm curious as well, come on let's go" Elena Says As She and Corrina Walk down the street into a costume store and they buy these twin outfits

Through Out The Night Corrina and Elena Have The Best Time, Elena Takes Many Shots Of Tequila and Corrina Does A Keg Stand, Then They enjoy the Oktoberfest Parade dancing on the sidewalk, Sneak inside of a concert singing their drunk asses off

Later On That Night, Car parked in secluded spot. The night of a full moon. It is foggy. Owl hoots. A couple is kissing in a car.

"Rick. Did you hear that?" Anna-Marie Asks

"What?" Rick Says

"It sounded like a wolf." Anna-Marie Says

"Come on, Marie, don't change the subject. I told you what could happen to a man if he doesn't --" Rick Says

"Those stories aren't true." Anna-Marie Says

"They are. Baby, if a man doesn't get the stuff out of his system regularly, it can back up and cause all kinds of... medical type problems." Rick Says

Outside There is a shadow of hands, then a monster's shadow on the car. Anna-Marie and Rich are kissing.

"Shh, do you hear that?" Anna-Marie Asks

"Anna-Marie, there aren't any wolves in Pennsylvania." Rick Says Then A Werewolf breaks the window and pulls Rick out as Anna-Marie screams.

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MOTEL-ROOM

"Do these girls not pick up their phones wake the hell up" Dean Says

"Well They We're Out Last night" Sam Says

"Yeah Yeah, He Knocks on their door, Elena and Corrina Open Up!" Dean Says

"See I told you their Knocked" Sam Says as Dean continues to Knock on the door

"Come Girls Wake up" Dean Says as Elena Opens the door angrily

"Dean Why Are you yelling, It's 8 am" Elena Says

"Actually it's 12pm" Sam Says as He and Dean look at what Elena is Wearing

"What?" Elena Says

"What Are You Wearing?" Sam Asks

"Oh Yea I forgot to take it off last night" Elena Says
As Corrina Walks to the door

"Hey boys" Corrina Says As Sam Looks at her outfit as well

"So let me get this straight you two bought matching twin outfits as beer girls?" Dean Asks

"Yea It was Corrina's idea she thought it would be a good idea" Elena Says

"And It was, We got a the free beer and alcohol we can get because some people actually thought we were in the parade" Corrina Says

"Yea it was really fun though, and I know what you guys are thinking we look ridiculous" Elena Says

"Well That's Not What I'm thinking" Dean Says As He Smirks at Elena

"Well You girls get dressed something happened last night while you two were partying" Sam Says

"Like What?" Elena Asks

"That's what we're about to find out so get dressed please" Sam Says

"Meet Us By The Car" Dean Says

"Okay" Corrina & Elena Says as They Close their Doors

"You know what" Corrina Says

"What?" Elena Says

"I think I'm gonna keep this outfit, I mean we look great in it and hey maybe one day I'll try this on in the bedroom" Corrina Says as Elena Chuckles

"Go Ahead knock yourself out" Elena Says As She Gets out her FBI suit

"And I think you should keep yours to, you might just turn a few heads or you probably just did" Corrina Says As She winks at Elena then walks into the bathroom And Shuts the door