BEDROOM

An alarm clock flips from 5:59 to 6:00 and starts beeping. A hand shuts it off and music starts playing.

'Cause he gets up in the morning"

KITCHEN

A coffee cup being filled from an espresso machine.

"And he goes to work at nine"

The cup is held by Dean, who is in business dress with his hair slicked down.

"And he comes back home at five-thirty
Gets the same train every time
'Cause his world is built 'round punctuality"

STREET

"And it never fails"

Dean crosses the street to a silver Toyota Prius.

"And he's oh so good"

PRIUS

Dean starts the car.

"And he's oh—"

Rock music blares. Dean looks at it, confused, and changes the station.

"NPR Morning Edition. It's time for this waste and"
Dean drives off in the Prius.

"He's a well-respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively"

SKYSCRAPER

LOBBY

Dean gets out of the elevator and crosses the lobby. There's a Sandover Bridge & Iron history display along one wall.

"And he likes his own back yard
And he likes his fags the best
'Cause he's better than the rest
And his own sweat smells the best"

Dean enters an office labeled "DEAN SMITH Director, Sales & Marketing".

"And he hopes to grab his father's loot
When Pater passes on"

DEAN'S OFFICE

Dean types at a computer.

'Cause he's oh so good
And he's oh so fine"

Dean laughs into a phone headset.

Cut to a conversation with Someone now in Dean's office.

"All I wanna know is when are they gonna have another show like Project Runway? Man." Dean Says

"And he's oh so healthy
In his body and his mind"

Dean flips his tie over his shoulder and eats a salad.

"He's a well-respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively"

Dean is standing and speaking into the headset.

"Net profitability aside, it's the client-retention rate that concerns me vis-à-vis maximizing return on sales. Buzz me back once you've seen the spreadsheets." Dean Says

Someone enters the office.

"Mr. Adler." Dean Says

"Dean." Alder Says

He Pats Dean on the shoulder.

"Good stuff." Alder Says

"Good stuff?" Dean Says

"Big things. Good stuff." Alder Says

"Good stuff." Dean Says

Later, Dean is sitting at his desk playing with something and speaking into the headset.

"Oh I hear you. No, I haven't been to the gym in ages. Carrying a little bloat around myself. It's a sedentary lifestyle, my man, no two ways. —All right, tell me one more time. You said lemon and—what was it? Cayenne and maple syrup, are you serious? How much did you lose?" Dean Says

Dean puts some files in a case and leaves the office.

"He's a well-respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively"

OFFICE LOBBY

Dean is checking his phone. The elevator dings. Dean enters, focused on the phone. He looks over at the other occupant of the elevator, who is staring at him; it's Sam, who's wearing a short-sleeved shirt that says "Sandover Bridge & Iron Inc. Tech Support".

"Do I know you?" Sam Asks

"I don't think so." Dean Says

"I'm sorry, man, you just look really familiar." Sam Says

"Save it for the health club, pal." Dean Says

The elevator dings again and Dean gets out. Sam stares after him.

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CUBICLE FARM

A printer whirs and spits out a paper. A fax machine whirs and sucks in papers. An automatic pencil sharpener whirs. A phone rings. Sam presses a button on the phone and talks into a headset.

"Tech support, this is Sam Wesson. Okay. Uh, well, did you try turning it off and then on?" Sam Says

Sam pokes at a vampire bobblehead.

"Okay, go ahead and turn it off. No no no, just, just off. All right, give it a second. Turn it back on. Okay, is it printing now? Great. Anytime." Sam Says

Sam takes off the headset and presses a button on the phone. A Man at a cubicle behind Sam, the only one in the room who is not wearing the yellow uniform shirt, rolls his chair over to Sam.

"Hey." Ian Says

"Yo." Sam Says

"What do you think of Mimi?" Ian Asks

Sam looks over at her and shrugs.

"She's okay." Sam Says

"Might have to hit that." Ian Says

"Oh, dude, that's totally age-inappropriate." Sam Says

"Experience." Ian Says

"Trifocals." Sam says

"There's a MILF there, Sam. I just know it. Maybe a GMILF." Ian Says

"Come on." Sam Says

"Coffee break?" Ian Says

"Yeah, for sure." Sam Says

Sam and Ian get up. They pass Paul at his cubicle.

"Paul. Time for a refuel, buddy." Ian Says

"Sorry, no time." Paul Says

"Since when? Dude, we get paid by the hour." Ian Says

"Working." Paul Says

"Okay." Ian Says

"He seems stressed." Sam Says

"Freaked because he got busted surfing porn on the Internet." Ian Says

"No, no, no way. When?" Sam Asks

"Got sent up to HR yesterday. Guess they put the fear of God in him." Ian Says

BREAK ROOM

The microwave dings and someone takes out a bag of popcorn and leaves. Sam heads for the coffeepot. The Man goes to a supply cabinet and starts pocketing packets of pencils.

"Ian, dude." Sam Says

"Just doing a little shopping. Running low at home." Ian Says

Sam hands Ian a cup of coffee.

"So, Sam, had any of those dreams lately?" Ian Asks

Sam turns away.

"What? Don't be like that. Come on. It's the highlight of my day." Ian Says

"I never should have told you in the first place." Sam Says

"They're genius. Don't hold out on me, dude. Share with the class." Ian Says

"You're just gonna be a dick about it." Sam Says

"What? No way. I won't say a word. Total respect. Go." Ian Says

"I dreamt that I saved a Grim Reaper named Tessa from demons." Sam Says

Ian bursts out laughing. Sam looks away and sighs.

"Classic! How much D&D did you play when you were a kid? Oh, my—okay, so you—rescuing the Grim Reaper. That's—you're a hero. I mean, thank God we got Harry Potter here to save us all from the apocalypse." Ian Says

"Dick." Sam Says

"Wizard." Ian Says

"Alright Breaks over we better get going" Sam Says

"Yeah" Ian Says

HALLWAY

Sam and Ian walk out of the break room. Suddenly Sam bumps into a woman causing her to drop her stuff on the floor

"Oh I'm so sorry" Sam Says

"No it's okay I was paying attention" She Says

"No I'm the giant I should have been paying attention" Sam Says

Sam Helps Her and the both Stand and look at each other. The woman he bumped into is Elena

"There you go" Sam Says as he hands her the pen she dropped

"Oh Thank You Uh" Elena Says

"Sam Wesson" He Says As he hold out his hand

"Elena Gilbert" She say shaking his hand

"I'm Ian by the way" He Says

"Nice to meet you both, would you excuse me" Elena Says

As Elena Walks Into Dean Smiths Office Sam & Ian Look at her from behind

"Wow" Ian Says

"Yeah" Sam Says

"Forget Mimi I want her" Ian Says

"Yeah Good luck with that" Sam Says

DEANS OFFICE

Elena Enters the room and Knocks On The Door

"Good Morning Mr.Smith" Elena Says

Dean Is Still Typing and Doesn't look up

"Who is It?" Dean Says

"It's Me, Elena Gilbert" She Says

"Uh huh" Dean Says

"Your Assistant" Elena Says

Dean Finally Looks Up and Is Taken Back by What Elena is wearing, Which is A White Buttoned up shirt. Short black skirt with black panty hose with Black heels

"Oh Yes Elena, Good morning" Dean Says

Dean Gets Up, walks to the front of his desk and sits there

"Oh Here's the paper work you asked me to get for you" Elena Says as she hands him the folder

"Oh thank you" Dean Says

"No Problem Mr.Smith" Elena Says

"Elena, You know you can call me Dean" He Says then winks at her

"Okay Dean, Is there anything else you'd like me to do for you?" Elena Says as Dean checks her out

"Oh You have no idea" Dean Mumbles

"What was that?" Elena Says

"Nothing, Um Yes I want you to run me a few errands is that okay for you" Dean Says

"Sure" Elena Says

CUBICLE FARM

A printer whirs and spits out a paper. A fax machine whirs and sucks in papers. An automatic pencil sharpener whirs. Sam is back in his cubicle, filling out a form on a clipboard. He yawns and props his head on his hand, closing his eyes.

A montage of scenes: Sam in a fight, Sam killing a Demon, Sam, Elena & Dean shooting a striga, Sam dispelling an Acheri, Dean staking and decapitating a vampire. Sam wakes up in his cubicle and looks around.

ELEVATOR

Sam enters the elevator. Dean and a few others are there. Sam tries not to stare at Dean while the elevator whirs. Ding, everyone but Sam and Dean gets out. The elevator closes.

"Can I ask you a question?" Sam Says

"Look, man, I told you, I'm not into the, uh—" Dean Says

"Oh dude, come on, I'm not either. I just wanna ask you one question." Sam Says

"Sure." Dean Says

"What do you think about ghosts?" Sam asks

"Ghosts?" Dean Says

"Do you believe in them?" Sam Asks

Dean laughs.

"Uh, tell you the truth, I've never given it much thought." Dean Says

"Vampires?" Sam Says

"What? Why?" Dean Says

"Because I've been having some weird dreams lately. You know what I mean?" Sam Says

"No. Not really." Dean Says

"So you've never had any...weird dreams?" Sam Says

"All right, look, man, I don't know you, okay? But I'm gonna do a public service and, uh, let you know that—that you overshare." Dean Says As he presses a floor button. The elevator dings and Dean leaves.

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CUBICLE FARM

A printer whirs and spits out a paper. A fax machine whirs and sucks in papers. An automatic pencil sharpener whirs. Sam is again in his cubicle addressing his headset.

"Did you turn it off, then on?" Sam Asks

Sam is drawing vampires on a pad of paper.

"All right, well, let's try that. No, no, it's fine, I'll wait." Sam Says

Sam pulls up a search engine on his computer, looks both ways, and types in 'vampires'. He clicks to image search and glances over the pictures of Dracula wannabes.

"Is it printing now? Oh, that's great. Anytime." Sam Says

"Whatcha doing?" Ian Asks

Sam minimizes the search engine and hides the sketches, then turns to Ian, shaking his head. Ian is still the only one not wearing the yellow shirt.

"Nothing." Sam says

"You get an email from Human Resources?" Ian Asks

"No. Why?" Sam Says

"Damn it. Guess it's just me, then. I'm supposed to, quote, report to HR, unquote." Ian Says

"They're probably finally busting you for snaking all those office supplies." Sam Says

"I hope they spank me." Ian Says

Ian laughs, shoves his chair back to his cubicle, and leaves. Sam returns to his search engine.

"No no no no no no. Come on. Don't do this to me. Please." Paul Says

Sam minimizes the window, takes off his headset, and stands up to lean over Paul's cubicle.

"Hey, man, you okay?" Sam Asks

"It froze." Paul Says

"They're crap, Paul. They freeze all the time." Sam Says

"You don't understand. When I, when I rebooted, everything was gone. A whole day's work deleted." Paul Says

"Well, did you back up?" Sam Asks

"No, I didn't back up. I wish to God I backed up but I didn't. I'll get it back. I'll find it. It's somewhere. I'll find it." Paul Says

"Paul, it's okay, man. These things happen." Sam Says

Later On, The room is dark and empty except for Pauls cubicle.

"Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Please. Please." Paul Says

The screen displays "ERROR: No Files Found".

"All that work. Gone. Failed." Paul Says

His breath is briefly visible. Paul gets up and walks to the break room. He breaks the tines off two plastic forks, opens the microwave, sticks the forks in where the door latches, enters 10:00 on the timer, sticks his head in, and presses start. Smoke and screams, the microwave dings.

CUBICLE FARM

People in coroner outfits roll a body bag past. Sam watches and sighs. Dean & Elena and several other people, some in suits and some in the yellow shirts, also watch. Sam and Dean notice each other. Dean addresses Elena.

"Something about this seem not right to you?" Dean Says

"Uh, yeah, try the whole thing. I'm telling you, I'll never eat popcorn again." Elena Says

"Yeah, right." Dean says

DEAN'S OFFICE

Dean is at his computer, accessing the Sandover personnel file for Paul Dunbar. It says his retirement party was supposed to be in two weeks.

"Two weeks?" Dean says

CUBICLE FARM

Sam rolls his chair over to Ian's cubicle. Ian is wearing the yellow shirt for the first time and working busily.

"Hey. Why would someone kill themselves two weeks before they were supposed to retire? I mean, Paul was two weeks from freedom. He should have been happy, right?" Sam Says

"I don't have time for this, Sam." Ian Says As Sam laughs.

"That's very funny." Sam Says

Sam notices Ian's shirt and attitude.

"What's with you?" Sam Asks

"I'm working. It's important." Ian Says

"HR bust your balls or something? You're wearing the shirt. Did you shave?" Sam Says

Then A phone rings.

"Tech support, this is Ian. Be right up. Gotta go up to twenty-two, speak to a manager." Ian Says as he takes off the headset and leaves.

DEAN'S OFFICE

Ian knocks at the open door. Dean looks up from his computer.

"Hi. Ian, is it? Yeah, come on in. Yesterday you filled out a 445-T and no problem, just a few errors when we did your switch over to Vista. So I'm sure you're used to filling out the dash-R's, am I right?" Dean Says

"Oh, no." Ian Says

"No no no. It's fine. It's fine. I just need you to redo one today so I can get the show on the road with the invoicing." Dean Says

Dean pushes a paper over the desk and smiles. Ian looks at it, terrified.

"Oh my god." Ian Says

"No, it's fine. Just refile it and we're square." Dean Says

"I can't believe I did this." Ian Says

Dean begins to notice something's wrong.

"I can't believe I—I can't believe I did this." Ian Says

"Hey, guy, come on." Dean says

"No, no. It affected profits. It—I screwed up. I—I can't—I can't—I am so sorry. I—how could I do that? I failed Sandover. I failed the company." Ian Says

"All right, why don't you sit down, Ian?" Dean says

"No." Ian Says

Ian runs out of the room. Dean Follows him

"Ian? Ian. Hey." Dean Says

BATHROOM

Dean enters the bathroom.

"Ian, hey. Just chill out, man. Okay?" Dean Says

Ian is staring into a mirror. Dean's breath is briefly visible. All the faucets come on even though Ian and Dean are the only ones in the room, all the soap dispensers too.

"Ian, hey, maybe we should get out of here, huh? Come on. Ian. Look at me." Dean Says

Ian turns toward Dean and pulls a pencil out of his pocket. Ian stares at Dean for a moment, then stabs himself in the neck. Dean stares at the spout of blood and rushes forward as Ian collapses. Dean looks up and sees an Old Man in the mirror, then turns around and no one's there. Ian goes still.

"Somebody help me!" Dean Says