LIVING ROOM, MORTON HOUSE

Ed, Harry, and Maggie are still in the salt ring.

"Oh god, what have we done? Oh god."Ed Says

"Ed. Ed." Harry Says

"Yeah?" Ed Says

"Corbett's a -- he's a death echo. He's reliving his own murder." Harry Says

"Over and over forever" Maggie Says

MORTON HOUSE, BASEMENT

"What's this Daggett guy's problem anyway?" Spruce Asks

"Loneliness." Sam Says

"What, he's never heard of a Realdoll?" Dean Says

"No, no, no, Daggett was the Norman Bates, stuff-your-mother kind of lonely. I mean, that's why he lifted these bodies from the morgue, threw himself a birthday party, except they were the only ones who would come. Anyway, so, at midnight, he sealed them in the bomb shelter and went upstairs and o.d.'d on horse tranqs." Sam Says

"How do you know All this?" Corrina Asks

"Cause he told me." Sam Says

"Oh. yeah. Okay, so now that he's dead, what? Same song, different verse, trying to get people to come to his party?" Dean Asks

"Pretty much, yeah. Stay forever." Sam Says

"Are those real bullets?" Spruce Asks

"It's rock salt." Elena Says

LIVING ROOM, MORTON HOUSE

"Ghostfacers... we go to places the others will not...Ghostfacers...stay in the kitchen when the kitchen gets hot." Harry Sings As The Camera has interference and lights flickering again

"Oh, no." Ed Says

"Guys? Corbett..." Maggie Says As The ghost of Corbett appears again to the group

"Guys, it's -- it's Corbett. He's -- he's -- he's trapped. He's in a lot of pain, you know? We got to try and... we got to try and pull him out of his loop. We have to" Ed Says As He stands up and faces Corbett

"Ed?" Harry Says

"Corbett. Corbett, it's -- Oh, god." Ed Says

"Don't cross the line of salt." Harry Says But
Ed hesitates, then steps over the salt line, confronting the ghost of Corbett

"I gotta do it, Harry. Corbett, listen to me. Okay, I'm not gonna hurt you. Listen. Listen. Oh, god. Corbett. Oh." Ed Says

"Get back!" Harry Says As Corbett's ghost starts flickering, Then Ed quickly retreats

"oh, god. Whoa. Oh, I can't, okay? He's not hearing me, okay? He won't stop dying." Ed Says

BASEMENT, MORTON HOUSE

Dean is attempting to break down the basement door that's still separating Dean, Sam, Elena, Corrina and Spruce from the others

"Seriously -- you're still shooting?" Sam Asks

"It makes him feel better. Don't ask." Dean Says
As The Camera has interference and flickering.

"Ah, hell, guys. Get in your ghost-role thing. Something's coming." Spruce Says As He The Camera swings around, revealing the ghost of Daggett, who knocks Spruce and his camera to the ground.

"Oh, my -- OH!!!!!" Spruce Says As Daggett approaches Him, but is shot and dissipated by Sam

LIVING ROOM, MORTON HOUSE

"I...I know how we can get through to him." Harry Says

"How?" Ed Asks

"Ed... He had feelings for you." Harry Says

"Huh?" Ed Says

"He wanted you." Harry Says

"Wa-- wanted me to what?" Ed Asks

"You know. He demonstrates with a slight grunt and pelvic thrust, And you know what you've got to do. You can do it, Ed. You've always been the brave one. Yes, you can. You make us brave -- Maggie, right?" Harry Says

"Yeah. Yeah you do. You totally do." Maggie Says

"Ed...You got to go be gay for that poor, dead intern. You got to send him into the light." Harry Says
Then Ed approaches the ghost of Corbett's again

"Corbett." Ed Says

"Maggie, no. no." Harry Says

"It's okay." Maggie Says

"Corbett, look. Hey, it's just Ed, buddy. It's just me. Hey, hey, Corbett, listen to me. Listen to me. I -- we... Okay. You meant... Corbett, you meant a lot to the team. You meant... You meant a lot to me. You know, never back down...Never say a bad word, okay? I remember that, Corbett. I-I remember that. I remember because I love you, Corbett. I really, truly love you. Do you remember that? do you?" Ed Asks

"Hey. Ed?" Corbett Says

"Yeah. Yeah, Corbett, it's... Corbett, yeah, it's me. It's me. look at me. You got to help us, man. you have to help us, Corbett. Please. please. Please help us right now." Ed Says

BASEMENT, MORTON HOUSE

"Take it easy. you all right?" Corrina Asks

The Camera interference and flickering. The ghost of Daggett appears behind Dean

"Uh, guys..." Spruce Says Daggett throws Dean and Sam Against A wall , then Elena and Corrina against the other wall, then Daggett is about to attack Spruce

"This is bad -- very bad." Spruce Says

Camera interference and lights flicker again.

Then Corbett appears behind Daggett.

"Corbett?" Spruce Says Then Corbett's ghost attacks Daggett and they both disappear in a blinding flash of light, You all right, dudes?

Sam and Dean pick themselves up off the floor, Then Helps Elena and Corrina Up As Well

"You all right?" Sam Asks As He Takes a piece of rubble out of Corrina's hair

"Yeah, Thanks" Corrina Says

"Thanks" Elena Says

"No Problem" Dean Says

"God." Sam Says As Dean looks back at the camera, covering the lens with his hand.

GHOSTFACERS.

MORTON HOUSE

The door to the Morton House opens, and Ed, Sam, Dean, Harry and Maggie exit, Harry and Maggie pause to hug, while Sam gives Ed his phone number on a scrap of paper.

"Leap year, February 29th, the Morton House. A tragic day. A day of souls bound in torment, of lives held in cruel balance. But the Ghostfacers, they did the best that they could." Ed Voiceover

"We lost a beloved friend, but we gained new allies." Harry's Voiceover

LIVING ROOM

"We know this much: that every day, including today, is a new beginning. We learned more than we can say in the brutal feat of the Morton House." Ed Says

"The Ghostfacers were forced to face something far more scary than ghosts. They were forced to face themselves." Harry  Says

"War changes Man." Ed Says

"And Maggie." Harry Says

"War changes man. And one woman... You know Corbett, we just... ah gosh, we just like to think that you're out there, watching over us." Ed Says

"As far as we're concerned, you're not an intern anymore. You have more than earned full Ghostfacer status. Plus, it would be cool to have a ghost on the team." Harry Says

"Yeah. Heh heh. And here we were thinking that, you know, we were teaching you and all this time you were teaching us, about heart, about dedication, and about how gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day. Thank you, Alan J. Corbett." Ed Says

"Go well into that starry night, young Turk. Go well." Harry Says

OUTSIDE BACK OF VAN

"Come on, Spruce, I gotta get all this stuff packed up!" Corbett Says

"So, pack and talk!" Spruce Says

"I don't know what to say." Corbett Says

"Say what comes to mind. This is one of our confessional moments, Corbett, so confess. What did you think was going to happen tonight? What do you think is going to happen on this trip?" Spruce Says

"I think tonight, I really do, I think all of our dreams are going to come true. Does that sound stupid?" Corbett Asks

"Kind of does, yeah" Spruce Says

In Memory of Alan J. Corbett, 1985-2008 King of the Impossible

Camera pulls back from above words to reveal a computer monitor being watched by Sam, Elena, Corrina and Dean, along with the remaining Ghostfacers.

GHOSTFACERS HEADQUARTERS

"So, guys, what do you think? Are you alright?" Ed Asks

"It Was Really Something Huh" Elena Says

"Yeah, By The Way Spruce even though I would be mad that someone filmed my ass but, It looked really great in that shot so I'll let it slide" Corrina Says

"Sorry" Spruce Says

"You know, I kind of think it was half-awesome." Dean Says

"Half-awesome? That - that's full-on good, right?" Maggie Asks

"Yeah, um, I mean it's bizarre how you all are able to honor Corbett's memory while grossly exploiting the manner of his death. Well done." Sam Says
As Dean secretly slips something into a backpack under the table.

"Yeah. It's a real tight rope you guys are walking there." Dean Says

"Yeah, all right guys." Sam Says

"Nah, that's reality, man. Yeah, Corbett gave his life searching for the truth, and it's our job over here to share it with the world." Ed Says

"Right. Well, um, our experience, you know what you get when you show the world the truth?" Elena Says

"A straitjacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both." Dean Says

"Right." Sam Says

"Right" Corrina Says

"Oh come on, guys, don't be 'facer haters just because we happen to have gotten the footage of the century." Harry Says

"Oh yeah." Ed Says

"You got us there." Dean Says

"Yeah." Sam Says

"Yeah, well we'll see you guys around." Dean Says

"Peace out." Spruce Says As They leave, Ed shuts the door behind them.

"Dicks." Harry Says

"Oh yeah." Ed Says

"Totally." Maggie Says

"Let's start laying off some DVDs." Spruce Says

"Sounds like a good idea, Spruce." Ed Says

"You know guys, I think we're gonna need a bigger office here, you know? Because we're going to go national, and then it's going to go international, and then-" Harry Says As Ed finds the backpack Dean left under the table.

"Hey, Menudo left their dance bag behind. What's inside, huh?" Ed Says As He opens the backpack and removes a very large magnet strapped to a very large battery. Suddenly, the computer video playback starts to break up.

"Whoa. What the hell is this?" Harry Asks

"Uh...seems to be having some technical difficulty over here." Spruce Says

"Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." Harry Says

"No, no!" Ed W

"Wait, wait!!! No operating system found?!?!?! Wait a minute!!" Harry Says

OUTSIDE-THE IMPALA

"We clean?" Sam Asks

"Nooooooo!!!!!!! Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!" Ed Says

"Electromagnet wiped out every tape and hard drive that they have, Thanks Corrina but how'd you get something like that" Dean Says

"Well I Know A Few People That are great suppliers" Corrina Says

"Sometimes I wonder why we're best friends" Elena Says

"Well The world just isn't ready for the Ghostfacers." Sam Says

"It's too bad. I kinda liked the show." Dean Says

"I know right" Corrina Says

"Yeah" Elena Says

"It had its moments." Sam Says As They All Get In Impala, Dean Starts the Imapla and drive off, to the sound of the Ghostfacers theme song

Ghost, Ghostfacers. We face the ghosts when the others will not. We're Ghost, Ghostfacers. Stay in the kitchen when the kitchen gets hot. Ghost. Ghostfacers. We face the nightmare, we face the dead. Ghost, Ghostfacers.

"That is money in the bank!" Ed Says