PAWN SHOP

Dean is fighting a giant green dinosaur plushie in a pawn shop.

"Aah!, Aah! Uh!" Dean Says

Sam jumps in and tackles the dinosaur to the ground. Dean runs over and pours a liquid on the dinosaur while Sam is holding him down.

"Holy oil! Okay, move!" Dean Says

Dean then drops a lighter on the dinosaur. The dinosaur roars and thrashes on the ground as it starts to burn. After several seconds it explodes, raining costume parts and stuffing all over the store.

"Oh! Pfft." Sam Says, blowing his hair out of his eyes.

"Whoa." Dean Says

The shop owner coming up from where he was hiding behind the store counter behind Sam and Dean and the dinosaur.

"Is it over?" He Asks

"Yeah. Yes. Uh, sorry about the mess." Sam Says

"You boys just took down an evil plushie that was trying to kill me. We're all good." He Says, A man walks into the shop, calling out.

"Alan? Everything okay in here?" He Asks

Alan stepping in front of the man to stop his walking further into the shop "Oh, uh, hey, Jay."

"I heard the ruckus next door, and I...what in the...What... holy heck?" Jay Says, he looks around at all the stuffing on the floor

"It-it was a-a..." Sam Says

"Did they do this?" Jay Asks

"No. Naw, it was a...defective product. Yeah, sometimes the batteries in these...giant stuffed dinosaurs just explode." Sam Says

"Yeah, never buy anything from Mooselyvania." Dean Says

"Mm. Exactly." Sam Says

"Mm." Dean Says

"Okay." Jay Says

"Uh, guys, this is Jay. He's the big man around this neighborhood. Owns practically the whole damn thing-the Chinese joint, the laundromat." Alan Says

"Great. Great, great, great. Yeah, that's very cool. Can you guys give us a second?" Sam Says

"Great." Alan Says

"Nice cover." Dean Says

"What the hell was that? I mean, we rolled into town because people were seeing a lizard monster. And yes, we tracked it back here, but no way did I think we'd end up-" Sam Says

"Killing Barney?" Dean Says

"Yeah." Sam Says

"Was pretty satisfying, though, wasn't it? Probably just a cursed object." Dean Says

"Well, it didn't act like a cursed object. We should probably do some digging." Sam Says, Jay pops up suddenly next to him and Dean.

"Everything all right?" Jay Says, as the three eye each other suspiciously.

"Yeah. Yeah, great." Dean Says

"Yeah. Uh, we were just gonna head out." Sam Says

"Oh, hold up. You boys saved my life." He gestures around the store. "Anything you want, it's yours." Alan Says

"We could never. We're-we're just happy we could help." Sam Says

"Wait. Uh...anything?" Dean Says

Alan holds his arms out "Mhm."

Dean leans forward and looks around the store. Scene change to Sam and Dean carrying a large television out of the store, walking past Jay as they reach the door.

"Dean, this is ridiculous." Sam Says

"Look, giving us this made him feel good, okay?" Dean Says

"Yeah, where are you gonna put this? You..." Sam Says

"I'm the good guy. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it easy!" Dean Says

"What?" Sam Says

"She's delicate!" Dean Says

"She...Pfft." Sam Says

"Go that way. I'll lead." Dean Says

"W-what?" Sam Says

"Yeah." Dean Says

"Dean..." Sam Says

"Shh." Dean Says

"Dude, watch out." Sam Says

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THE BUNKER

Sam is reading a book in the Bunker library, Dean walks into the room behind him.

"Hey, what are you doin'?" Dean Asks

"Uh, research." Sam Says

"Okay." Dean Says

"You know, it's the strangest thing. I-I can't find anything on a-a cursed object that actually physically attacks people." Sam Says

"Dude, it's over. All right? Be like Elsa--Let it go." Dean Says

Sam turns around in his chair and looks at Dean incredulously.

"Be like Elsa"?" Sam Says

"Ah? Right? Come here. I need to show you something. It's important. Come on." Dean Says

"Okay, hey where's Katherine...she's not around." Sam Says

"Oh she went out, said she need some fresh air. Being in a bunker can be suffocating, her words not mine." Dean Says

Sam and Dean walks down the corridor, Dean opens a door to a dark room.

"Behold" He turns on the light "... "The Dean-cave". Or "Fortress of Dean-a-tude."..Just-still trying to figure that one out." He Says

Dean walks Sam through the room, pointing out all the 'amenities'.

"We got Foosball, we've got jukebox all vinyl, obviously. Double La-Z-Boy recliners. And, of course, the bar. Still a work-in-progress. It's gonna have a kegerator because...Well, it's gonna. And finally... the pièce de résistance." Dean Says

Dean points a remote at the television from the pawn shop.

"Okay, hold on, hold on. When did you have time to do all this?" Sam Asks

"When it's important, you make time, Sammy." Dean Says

"Wh--" Sam Says

"Let's give this bad boy a test run, huh? Dun, dun
dun..." Dean Says

Dean turns the television on suddenly purple sparks emanate from it and there is a purple swirling pattern on the screen.

"What the hell?" Sam Says

A purple beam shoots out of the screen, engulfing them. The boys disappear, and the purple beam drops them into the woods at night, in an alternate, cartoon universe.

"Dean? What just..." Sam Says, as he and Dean look at each other simultaneously.

"Aah!, You're a cartoon!, I'm a cartoon!" Dean and Sam Says

"Uh, is-- is this...Okay, okay, okay. This is dream. It's gotta be a-" Sam Says

Then Dean slaps him across the face, leaving a huge handprint on his face.

"Dude!" Sam Says, then shakes his head and his face goes back to normal.

"It's not a dream. Holy crap." Dean Says

"This is, uh... You saw that light. Did we just get sucked into the TV?" Sam Says

"Or maybe this is an angel thing. Or-or the Trickster." Dean Says

"No, he's dead." Sam Says

"Or is he?" Dean Says

"Dean, what the hell?" Sam Says

"I don't know, Sam. I..." He looks off, past Sam.
"Whoa." Dean Says, the Impala is parked in a clearing nearby.

"Uh...How did the car get here?" Sam Says

"I had the keys in my pocket? Or maybe-wait, seriously? That's what's bumping you about this? Okay, look, are we animated? Yes. Is it weird? Yes." Dean Says

"It's beyond weird." Sam Says

"Well, and "beyond weird" is kind of our thing. So whatever happened, we'll figure it out. This is a case, so let's work it." Dean Says

"How?" Sam Asks

"Same as always. We drive." Dean Says

The Impala drives down the road as rock music plays, pulling up in front of a malt shop.

"A malt shop. Really?" Sam Says

"Look, let's just head in, ask around, see what we can see." He leans forward and looks out of the window, past Sam. "Oh, my God." Dean Says

"That—that-that-that's, uh, that's..." Sam Says

"That's the Mystery Machine. We're not just in any cartoon." Dean Says

"We're in Scooby-Doo!" Sam Says

MALT SHOP

Sam and Dean walk into the malt shop and look around. Daphne, Fred, Velma, and Shaggy are dancing.

"Oh! That's the freakin' Scooby Gang!" Dean Says

Scooby Doo is at a table slurping down an entire milkshake.

"Great. So we're stuck in a cartoon with a talking dog." Sam Says

"Not just any talking dog, the talking dog. The greatest talking dog in history. Now come on! " Dean Says

The music ends and the Scooby Gang leaves the dance area.

"Jeepers! Those sure were some super groovy tunes." Daphne Says

"Oh, man. This is like a dream come true." Dean Says

"Your dream is to hang out with the Scooby Gang?" Sam Says

"Sam, growing up on the road, no matter where Dad dragged us, no matter what we did, there was always a TV. And you know what was always on that TV? Scooby and the Gang. These guys, they're our friggin' role models, man. Except Fred. He's a wad." Dean Says

"He's...What?" Sam Says

"Just think about it we do the same thing. We go to spooky places, we solve mysteries, we fight ghosts." Dean Says

"Yeah, except our ghosts don't wear masks, and we don't have a talking dog." Sam Says

"I don't know. I mean, Cass is kind of like a talking dog. Now, how do I look?" Dean Says

"Two-dimensional." Sam Says

"Perfect!" Dean Says

Dean approaches the table where the gang is sitting, drinking their milkshakes.

"Uh...hi." Dean Says

"Huh?" Fred Says

"Uh, uh, I'm Dean. My brother, Sam. Mind if we join you?" Dean Says

The gang looks at Dean like he's crazy, then Fred smiles at him.

"Of course not! There's plenty of room. I'm Fred. This is Velma, Shaggy, Scooby, and-" Fred Says

"Hi Daphne." Dean Says, smiling jittery.

"Hmm?" Daphne Says, Dean grabs her hand and kisses it.

"Enchanté." Dean Says

"Hmm." Daphne Says

"Of course, we know you. You guys are famous." Dean Says

"Famous?" Scooby Says

"Like, the only thing we're famous for is our eating skills." Shaggy Says

Shaggy looks at several pictures on the wall of him and Scooby winning various eating contests.

"Yum, yum, yum." Scooby Says

"So, looks like you guys are celebrating something?" Dean Says

"We are!, we just found out that Scooby's been named as one of the heirs to a fortune, left to him by an old Southern colonel." Velma Says

"Scooby saved him from drowning in a fish pond." Daphne Says

"I'm a hero." Scooby Says

"Scooby." Shaggy Says

"Okay, okay, but he's dead now, right?" Sam Says

"Uh, yeah. Uh, cancer." Fred Says

"Give us a second." He gets up and pulls Sam away from the table. "Hey, you wanna pull that stick out of your...nether regions and just play along here?" Dean Says

"Play...There are no words in this newspaper, Dean. We should be trying to get out of here and instead, you-you're hanging out with Marmaduke." Sam Says, as Dean gasps.

"How dare you!" Dean Says

"And hitting on Daphne, when she's clearly with Fred." Sam Says

"She's settling, all right? Oh, Daphne could do so much better. And I'm not hitting on her, I'm just..excited to meet my childhood crush Sam."
Dean Says

"Yeah because Elena would totally let that slide." Sam Says, sarcastically.

"Trust me if Elena was here she would understand." Sam looks at him. "Yeah I know she'd kill me, but look the last time we got zapped into TV, we got out by playing our part. This is probably like that. The gang, they're about to get a mystery." Dean Says

"I don't know, gang. Sounds like this could be the start of a mystery." Fred Says

Dean walks back to the table "You know, uh, Sam and I are actually mystery solvers, too. Mind if we tag along?"

"That sounds like a swell idea. In fact, I think it's high time we hit the road." Fred Says

"You know what that means?" Shaggy Says

"Uh-huh!" Scooby Says

"Road food!" Shaggy and Scooby Says

Shaggy and Scooby then starts piling up food from the table to make ridiculously large sandwiches.

"Oh, heck, yes!" Dean Says

Dean sits next to Scooby and makes a ridiculously large sandwich also. He stuffs the sandwich into his ridiculously large mouth.

"Sam! Sam! Look how big my mouth is!" Dean Says

Outside, the Mystery Machine is idling at a red light outside the malt shop as the Impala pulls up next to it.

"Hey, why don't you guys follow us up to the Colonel's mansion?" Fred Says

"I don't know, Freddie. I'm not sure Baby can go that slow." Dean Says

"Well, the Mystery Machine is a lot faster than it looks." Fred Says

"Oh, yeah? Well, let's see who can get there first. Or are you...chicken?" Dean Says

"Well, I'm game if you are." Fred Says

"Hey, why do you hate Fred so much?" Sam Asks

"He thinks he's so cool, with his perfect hair, his can-do attitude, that stupid ascot. Let's do this!" Dean Says

Fred and Dean rev their engines and the light turns green and the Mystery Machine races away, leaving Sam, Dean, and Baby in a cloud of smoke.

"Did... did you just get beat by a microvan?" Sam Says

"The light was red! The light...Fred!" Dean Says

As the Impala races away from the malt shop a man in an overcoat walks into the street and watches the Impala drive away.

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THE MANSION

At the mansion, Sam and Dean pull alongside the Mystery Machine and get out of the car.

"Look, all I'm saying is that, aerodynamically speaking, there is no way my Baby should lose to...that" He points to the Mystery Machine.
"Unless Fred cheated, which he clearly did." Dean Says

"Dude, get over it." Sam Says

"No!" Dean Says

Sam and Dean meet up with the Scooby Gang outside a spooky looking mansion.

"A Night of Fright is No Delight." Dean Says

"What?" Sam Says

"That's the episode we're in. I've seen it, like, a million times." Dean Says

Inside the mansion, Sam, Dean, and the Scooby Gang and relatives of the Colonel are sitting in a room with a man standing beside a record player
on a desk.

"Attention, everybody. As you all know, I am Cosgood Creeps, attorney of the late Colonel Sanders." He Says

Cosgood puts a briefcase on the desk next to the record player. Sam leans over to Dean as if to say something.

"Shut up." Dean Says

"My client was a bit odd. His only directions were to play this record for you." Cosgood Says

Cosgood pulls a record out of the briefcase and puts it on the player.

"Yeah! Classic vinyl." Dean Says

"Greetin's, y'all! Cousin Simple, Nephew Norble, Sweet Cousin Maldahyde, Cousin Slicker, and my old friend, Scooby-Doo. You're all gonna receive an equal share of $1 million, providing you spend tonight here in the old family mansion. Oh, one more thing-the house is haunted." Colonel Sanders

"Haunted?" Sam Says

"Haunted?" Scooby Says

"Yes, haunted. And if any of you can't make it through the night, his or her share of my fortune
will go to the others. Now good night and
pleasant dreams, y'all." Colonel Sanders Says

"Oh, boy." Scooby Says

Cosgood puts the record back in the briefcase and everyone except Sam and Dean leave the room.

"What kind of a weirdo sets all this up? I mean, spend the night in a haunted house for $1 million? That can't be legal." Sam Says

"Sam, come on. The house isn't really haunted." Velma Says, Sam and Dean turn around to face her.

"I'm not-" Sam Says

"And things like this happen all the time." Velma Says

"Oh, yeah, maybe in a car-" Sam Says

Dean slaps his hand over Sam's mouth as Velma walks away and Dean removes his hand.

"Dude, what's wrong with you?" Sam Asks

"They don't know that they're in a...a C-word. And we're not gonna tell 'em about anything. Not where we're from, not about monsters. Nothing. Capiche?" Dean Says

Dean looks over to the Scooby Gang, standing across the room.

"They are pure and innocent and good, and we're gonna keep it that way." Dean Says

"Look, if you've seen this episode, why-why can't we just skip to the end?" Sam Says

"Well, 'cause sometimes it's about the journey and not the destination." Dean Says

"Or do you just want more time to try and get with Daphne?" Sam Says

"Dude no, can we just enjoy this." Dean Says

"Dude." Sam Says

"Do not ruin this for me!" Dean Says

Sam and Dean walk out of the room and join the
rest of the people who are standing with Cosgood.

"I'll return to the house in the morning to find out which of you remain, if any." Cosgood Says, then laughs maniacally.

"Turns out, he's the bad guy." Dean Says

"You don't say." Sam Says

"Ten o'clock and I suggest we all turn in." Cousin Simple Says

"So, Daphne...old drafty house." He walks up to Daphne. "So who are you gonna bunk with, let me guess Fred?" Dean Says, as Daphne starts giggling.

"Oh, Dean! Boys and girls don't sleep in the same room, silly. Come on, Velma." Daphne Says

Fred walks up placing his arm around Dean's shoulders "Guess you're with me, slugger."

"Awesome." Dean Says

Everyone leaves for their respective bedrooms. Sam, Fred, Scooby, and Shaggy are in their room. Scooby is sitting on the floor shivering in fear.

"Relax, Scooby. We'll spend the night with ya, now let's hit the sack." Fred Says

Dean enters the room wearing a nightgown
and sleeping cap.

"Are you wearing...a nightgown?" Sam Says

"It's called a sleeping robe. Between you and me, it's freakin' comfortable. It's like I'm wrapped in hugs." Dean Says

In the girl's room, Daphne is sitting at a vanity, brushing her hair and Velma is getting into bed.

"So those new guys are kinda groovy." Daphne Says

"Sure, Dean's all right. But that big lug...what a dummy. "Haunted." Sheesh. Like that's a real thing." Velma Says

"Huh." Daphne Says

"What?" Velma Says

"Oh, nothing. Just...I thought big lugs were kinda your thing." Daphne Says

"Huh?" Her cheeks turned red, blushing "Pssh." Velma Says

It is thundering and lightning outside and a ghostly figure is seen walking through the hallway, rattling chains and laughing eerily.

It reaches for a doorknob and the scene switches to the Cousin Simple in his room brushing his teeth. The lights start flickering and he can see his breath in the air.

"Hmm? Huh?" Cousin Simple Says

He covers his face with a towel and as he wipes down his face he sees the ghost behind him in the mirror. He turns around and the ghost glows purple and raises a knife.

The scene switches to Scooby, lying on the bottom
of Shaggy's bed, yawning. He stretches and starts to snore. Across the room, Dean is sitting in a chair, eating a sandwich while Sam stands behind him.

"Is that all you're gonna do? Eat?" Sam Says

"Relax. In a few minutes, we're gonna find out that Cousin Simple's missing, the Scooby's are gonna think that it's a ghost, but really, it's just the lawyer Cosgood Creeps in disguise." Relax Says

Suddenly screaming is heard from somewhere in the house.

"Told ya." Dean Says

"Come on, gang! Let's check it out!" Fred Says

They all head out of the room while the girls run out of their room as well. They catch up in Cousin Simple's room. He is lying in his bed, Daphne reaches out and puts a hand on his shoulder
and we hear a 'squishy' sound.

"Oh, no!" Daphne Says

"Wait, wait, wait. No, the dummy bodies don't show up until later." Dean Says, as Sam is kneeling beside the bed.

"Dean, this isn't a dummy. This is blood." Sam Says

Sam holds his hand up to show that it's covered in blood. He pulls the blanket off of Cousin Simple and there are several pools of blood around his body.

"He's-he's dead. Like-like, really, actually dead." Sam Says

"Jinkies!" Velma Says

"Jeepers!" Daphne Says

"Zoinks!" Shaggy Says

"Ruh-roh!" Scooby Says

"Son of a bitch." Dean Says