CRAWFORD HALL

A middle-aged man in a suit and overcoat walks towards an impressive university building. Outside, a young attractive woman in a white dress is posed seductively, fixing her shoe.

"Excuse me. Are you lost?" The Professor Asks

"No. I've been waiting for you, professor." The Girls Says

"Oh, are you in one of my classes?" The Professor Asks

"Don't you recognize me?" The Girl Asks

"We-ell, they're big classes. Anyway, my office hours are Tuesday and Thursday mornings." The Professor Says

"Really? I was hoping I could see you now." The Girl Says

"Um, well, since you asked so nicely. Come on." The Professor Says

Inside His Office
"Such a handsome photo." The Girl says

"Oh, that old thing. So, what can I do for you? How's the paper coming?" The Professor Asks

"Um, professor, I, uh, I have a confession to make." The Girl Says

"Oh? What's that?" The Professor Asks

"I'm not really one of your students." The Girl Says

"Really? Then why are you here?" The Professor Asks

"Maybe I should just go." The Girl says

"Wait. I get it. I understand how you're feeling, and it's only natural. You are young and wide-eyed, and I'm somewhat of a celebrity around here. He approaches to her, caresses her cheek in a lascivious and patronizing manner. Don't get me wrong, you're a very beautiful girl, but it would be wrong of me to take advantage of you. I just, um, I just respect you too much." The Professor Says Then He kisses her her face turns hideously grey and rotted he pulls back in horror. Oh my god!"

"What? Don't you like me anymore? He backs away knocking things over. She approaches him. Don't you want me?" The Girl Asks

Meanwhile Outside A Janitor locks the front door and saunters away somewhat jauntily. A body falls behind him with a heavy crunch. He turns back to see the Professor dead on the steps.

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MOTEL ROOM
1 Week Later

Sam is sitting on the couch looking through books; he rubs his face tiredly. Dean is sitting up on the bed behind him, listening to the radio and eating something messy from a disposable plate.

"Dude. You mind not eating those on MY bed?" Sam Says

"No, I don't mind. he continues to eat, How's research going?" Dean Asks

"You know how it's going? Slow. You know how it would go a heck of a lot faster? If I had my computer." Sam Says

"Hmm." Dean Says as he Nods

"Can you turn that down please?" Sam Asks

"Yeah, absolutely." Dean Says as he turns the music up louder

"You know what? Maybe, uh, maybe you should just go somewhere for a while." Sam Says

"Hey, I'd love to. That's a great idea. Unfortunately, my car's all screwed to hell." Dean Says as he turns off the radio

"Dean, I told you, I have nothing to do wi—" Sam Says As He's cut off by a loud knock on the door. Sam stands and goes to the door; he looks through the peephole and then back at Dean, then opens the door. Outside is Bobby and Elena.

"Hey, Bobby, Elena" Sam Says

"Boys." Bobby Says

"Hey Guys"Elena Says

"Hey, Bobby, Lena" Dean Says as he approaches them

"It's good to see you again so soon." Bobby Says

"Yeah, uh, thanks for coming. Come on in." Sam Says

"Thank god you guys are here." Dean says as he shakes Bobby hands then quickly hug Elena

"So um, what didn't you want to talk to me on the phone about?" Bobby Asks

"It Seemed Pretty Serious." Elena Says

"It's this job we're working. We— We weren't sure you'd believe us." Sam Says

"Well, I can believe a lot." Bobby Says

"Yeah, no, no, it's just, we've never seen anything like it—" Sam Says

"Not even close." Dean Says

"And we thought we could use some fresh eyes." Sam Says

"Well, why don't you begin at the beginning?" Bobby Asks

"Yeah, um, all right." Sam Says As gestures to the bed; Bobby and Elena picks up the empty takeout trays and peers at it, sets it aside, and sits down.

"So, it all started when we caught wind of an obit. See, a professor took a nosedive from a fourth story window, only there's a campus legend that the building's haunted. So we pretexted as reporters from the local paper." Sam Says

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THE BAR

FLASHBACK SAM'S POV

Sam is sitting at a table with a stocky jock boy Curtis and an attractive girl Jen, he sets a voice recorder down on the table.

"Yeah, we both had the professor for Ethics and Morality." Curtis Says

"Yeah? So why do you think he did it?" Sam Asks

"Who knows? I mean, he was tenured, wife and kids. His book is like a really big deal. Then again...
she leans in, Who's to say it was suicide?" Jen Says

"Jen, come on." Curtis Says

"Well, what else could it be?" Sam Asks

"Well, you know about Crawford Hall?" Jen Asks

"No, I don't, actually." Sam Says

"It's a bunch of crap, it's a total urban legend." Curtis Says

"Yeah well, Heather's mom went to school here, and she knew the girl?" Jen Says

"Wait, what girl?" Sam Asks

"Thirty years ago, this girl was having an affair with some professor. He broke it off, she jumped out the window and killed herself." Jen Says

"You know her name?" Sam Asks

"No. But they say she jumped from room six-six-nine. Get it? You turn the nine upside down?
Sam nods and Curtis laughs. So now she haunts the building. And anyone who sees her? They don't live to tell the tale." Jen Says

"Well if no one lives to tell the tale, then how does the tale get told?" Curtis Asks

"Curtis! Shut up!" Jen Says

"You know what, uh – Thanks a lot guys. Excuse me." Sam Says

Elsewhere in the bar, close in on three shot glasses filled with dark bluish-purple liquid. Dean's hand slides into frame and takes one; he slams all three in succession. Sam approaches.

"Dean. Dean, what are you drinking?" Sam Asks

He Burps "I don't know, man, I think they're called purple nurples?" Dean Says

"Okay, well listen. I think maybe we should go check out the professor's office." Sam Says

"Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no I can't right now, I've got some feisty little wildcat on the hook, I'm about to – zzzzp – reel her in. I'll introduce you." Dean Says
As fishnet stockings and a tight miniskirt to reveal a sloppy drunk, heavily made up blonde girl.

"Dean—" Sam Says

"Starla! Starla, hey. This is my shuttle co-pilot Major Tom. Major Tom, Starla." Dean Says

"Enchanté." Starla Says

"Hi." Sam Says As Starla begins to gags, covering her mouth, then looks up grinning. Sam looks really skeptical and dubious.

"Sorry. Just trying to keep my liquor down!" Starla Says

"Yeah! Good job,Hey Good news. She's got a sister." Dean Says As He leans back into Starla's arm again, both of them grinning suggestively.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a minute." Dean Says

"What?" Sam Says

"Come on, dude, that's not how it happened." Dean Says

"No? So you never drank a purple nurple?" Sam Asks

"Yeah, maybe that, but I don't say things like "feisty little wildcat". And her name wasn't Starla." Dean Says

"Then what was it?" Sam Asks

"I don't know. But she was a classy chick. She was a grad student, anthropology and folklore. We were talking about local ghost stories." Dean Says

FLASHBACK DEAN'S POV

This Time She's in black heels and a sleek black cocktail dress. She and Dean each hold a purple nurple and toast with them.

"Here's to..." The Girl Says

"Here's to us." Dean Says

"My god, you are attractive." The Girl Says

"Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please. Lives are at stake." Dean Says

"Sorry, I just . . . can't even concentrate. It's like staring . . . into the sun." The Girl Says As She reaches up and pulls his head towards her for a slow kiss. Sam approaches behind them with an extremely dubious expression and his jacket slung over his shoulder.

"Dean! What do you think you're doing?" Sam Says in exaggerated prissy tone

"Sam, please. If you wouldn't mind, give me five minutes here." Dean Says

"Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah Blah!" Sam Says
As Dean leans in to kiss the Girl again as Sam continues blabidiblahing behind him.

"Blah!" Sam Says

END OF FLASHBACK

"Right! And that's how it really happened. Dean shrugs, I don't sound like that, Dean!" Sam Says

"That's what you sound like to me." Dean Says as Bobby and Elena Look at each other

"Okay. What's going on with you two?" Elena Asks

"Nothing. No— it's nothing." Sam Says

"No, come on. You're bickering like an old married couple." Bobby Says

"No, see married couples can get divorced. Me and him, we're like, uh, Siamese twins." Dean Says

"It's conjoined twins!" Sam Says

"See what I mean?" Dean Says

"Look, it, he sighs, we've just been on the road for too long. Tight quarters, all that. Don't worry about it." Sam Says

"Okay." Bobby Says

"So anyway. We figured it might be a haunting, so we went to check out the scene of the crime." Sam Says

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FLASHBACK 2 SAM POV
CRAWFORD HALL

The Janitor from earlier lets Sam and Dean posing as electricians into the professor's office.

"So, how long've you been working here?" Sam Asks

"I've been mopping this floor for six years. He Turns on a light as the three walk into the professor's office.There you go, guys. He sees Sam's EMF reader, What the heck's that for?" The Janitor Asks

"Just find a wire in the walls." Sam Says

"Huh. Wow. Not sure why you're wiring up this office. Not gonna do the professor much good." The Janitor Says

"Why's that?" Dean Asks

"He's dead." The Janitor Says

"Oh. What happened?" Dean Asks

"He went out that window. Right there." The Janitor Says

"Yeah? Were you working that night?" Sam Asks

"I'm the one who found him." The Janitor Says

"You see it happen?" Sam Asks As Dean sees a bowl of nuts on the side table and eats one.

"Nope. I just saw him come up here, and uh ... well." The Janitor Says

"What?" Sam Says

"He wasn't alone." The Janitor Says As Dean Walks back over his cheeks are stuffed with nuts. He's holding the bowl and continues eating them.

"Who was he with?" Dean Asks

"Come on! I ate one, maybe two!" Dean Says

"Just let me tell it, okay?" Sam Says

Back To The Flashback,

"He was with a young lady. I told the cops about her, but uh, I guess they never found her." Sam Says

"Now that you mention it, no." The Janitor Says

"You ever see her before, around?" Sam Asks

"Well, not her." The Janitor Says

"What do you mean?" Dean Says as his mouth is still full with nuts and Sam Stares At him

"I don't mean to cast aspersions on a dead guy, but uh . . . Mister Morality here? He brought a lot of girls up here. Got more ass than a toilet seat." The Janitor Says As Dean laughs delightedly and Sam glares, The Janitor grins.

"One more thing. This building, it only has four stories, right?" Sam Asks

"Yeah." The Janitor Says

"So there wouldn't be a room six-six-nine?" Sam Asks

'Course not. Why do you ask?" The Janitor Asks

"Aw, just curious. Thanks." Sam Says As Dean chews with his mouth open, stuffed full of nuts.

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MOTEL-ROOM

Still part of the Flashback, They return to the hotel and Sam sits at the table; Dean gets a beer out of the fridge for each of them.

"Well, no traces of EMF, that's for sure." Sam Says

"And the room six-six-nine's a load of crap." Dean Says

"So what do you think? The professor's just a jumper? A legend's just a legend?" Sam Asks

"I don't know. I mean, the uh, girl the janitor described, that's pretty weird." Dean Says

"Yeah." Sam Says

"We oughta check out the history of the building. See if any co-ed ganked herself there." Dean Says

"Yeah, you're right. he opens up his laptop, then stares at the screen, confused, Dude. Were you on my computer?" Sam Asks As Dean comes back out of the bathroom, confused.

"No." Dean Says

"Oh really? 'Cause it's frozen now. On uh, Bustyasianbeauties.com. Then Dean thinks for a moment, frowns, winces, and retreats, Dean! Would you – just – don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?" Sam Says

"Why don't you control your O.C.D.?" Dean Says

END FLASHBACK

"But did you dig up anything about the building? Or on the suicidal co-ed?" Bobby Asks

"No. History's clean." Sam Says

"Then it's not a haunting." Bobby Says

"Maybe not. Tell you the truth, we're not really sure."  Dean Says

"What do you mean, you're not sure?" Elena Asks

"Well ... it's weird." Dean Says

"What's weird?" Bobby Asks

"This next part, we uh, we didn't see it happen ourselves exactly, but it's pretty friggin weird. Even for us." Dean Says

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CRAWFORD HALL

FLASHBACK

Curtis walks alone through the campus. He hears a noise and turns, startled, then keeps walking, laughing at himself. He hears another noise and stops, looking straight up. He walks more carefully, hands in pockets. Suddenly a bright light whooshes on overhead and he cringes, arms over his head. He starts running, but trips and falls; a bright beam of light shoots down and grabs him like a tractor beam, pulling him up. He screams and flails.