abien: your present came

abien: can i open it?

calum: no way, you have to wait

abien: damn it

abien: did mine come in?

calum: yes it did

abien: yours seems sucky, you put it in a big ass box but it's so light

calum: just wait till you see what's inside

abien: a puppy?

calum: yeah make sure it's moving

abien: it's not, you fucking killed a puppy

calum: i would never, you did

abien: you should actually get me a puppy one day

abien: that'd be great

calum: but i did, it's in the box

abien: f u bye

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s'cute