calum: *new picture message*

calum: hey!!! i'm calum's friend,,, mikey

abien: hey? where's calum?

calum: he went 2 take a shower nd he left his phone

calum; dumb cal,,, i know his password

calum: don't mean 2 sound rude but who are u?

abien: i'm abien

calum: how do u know cal?? do u go 2 our school?

abien: dude, calum will tell you. ask him

calum: r u his gf?

abien: nope

calum: do u want to be?

abien: idk man

abien: damn, stop asking me questions

calum: oops sorry

calum: calum must like u then,,, he ditches us all the time to be with his "mommy"

calum: u must be pretty too

calum: what's ur fav pizza?

abien: pepperoni i guess

calum: gasp

calum: omg let's be friends too!!!

after his shower, calum came back into the living room, his eyes widening. "what are you doing?"

"mm, nothing." michael said, typing quickly.

calum: he's back gtgtgtg

"michael, give me my phone!" he groaned, walking over to him and reaching for it. "who were you texting?"

michael shrugged. "i don't know."

"yes you do," calum furrowed his eyebrows.

"well i don't know who she is. it's abien?"

"what? don't talk to her." calum told him and michael raised his hands up in defense. calum sighed and dropped onto the couch.

"who is she?" michael questioned.

"a friend." he shrugged.

"no shit. just tell me who she is, how you met her."

calum sighed once again in defeat, knowing that he couldn't keep this from his best friend any longer. "okay you know how violet tutors me and i go to her house?" he asked and michael nodded.

"well i don't know, she kinda had her laptop open and it had this website called penpal world and i guess i got curious and wanted to try it out. so i did and i met abien so we've been talking for a while." calum shrugged.

"why didn't you tell me the first time?" michael laughed.

"i don't know."

"where does she live?" he questioned.

"america." calum answered, laying his head back on the couch, closing his eyes.

"is she pretty?"

"i guess."

michael rolled his eyes. "what if she's ugly?"

"pretty isn't everything you punk ass."

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the neighbourhood reference hahaha, i love them a lot dude