Episode 3 is Here!
Two more chapters and something spicy might be happening 😏😏😏
Anyways hope you enjoy!

Goldilocks out!
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[3rd Pov]

"Is there any milk?" Y/n asked opening the fridge.

Tatsuo shook her head and replied with a "Nope," while popping the P.

Y/n sighed as he closes the fridge and looks around at the kitchen. "I think we're running low on food," the boy heads over to a large piggy bank, and picks it up.

Tatsuo bored expression turns one into excitement. "Are we going on a-" the boy held the piggy bank high and smashes it into pieces, " SHOPPING SPREE!" Y/n and Tatsuo screamed at the same time.

[Shopping Mall+Y/n Pov]

Me and Tatsuo stood at the entrance to the mall, you were wearing a simple Hoodie with long pants and a beanie and sneakers. Tatsuo was wearing a black trench coat with a white t-shirt underneath, with ripped jeans and Boots to complete our looks.

Looking at the list of what to buy.
-Veggies
-Milk
-Ceral Boxes
-Desert
-Meat
-Snacks
-Soda
-video games (PS.Tatsuo didn't write this, you did :D).

Looking at a suspiciously whistling Tatsuo, I sighed before smiling at her and gave her one finger, "one game." I told her as she pouted. "Two!" She corrected but I sigh once again. "If we have any money left over, I will consider getting you TWO games, but there isn't any left over, then you have to accept it with one game, ok?" You suggested as Tatsuo nodded and grabbed your hand and dragged you into the mall.

Unbeknownst to you, a hooded figure was watching you and your girlfriend. He pulls out a glowing green knife and grins.

"Long live the Succubus Queen!" He chuckles evily as he follows the couple inside.

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Oᐯᗴᖇᑭ✵ᗯᗩ!

Remember! To start a family, you have to start doing non-family friendly things!

Until we meet again!
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[Tatsuo Pov]

Me and Y/n were looking at some Vegetables to buy, safe to say we got a basket full of fruits, potatoes, carrots and etc.

But I'm getting this weird feeling.

No, not that feeling, where you want to become unhinged and go feral.

I'm talking about a feeling where someone wants to kill me, but who would want to ki- OH SHIT A KNIFE!

Quickly grabbing the thrown weapon, I quickly sent it back to the attacker who quickly took cover as the knife destroyed a stacked pile of toilet Papers as Y/n looks up from examining the meat and turns to look at the noise.

"What was that?" He asked.

"Just some kids running around." I lied as he "Oooh's" and goes back to and grabs pork steak, "this will do, what do you think?" He asks as I innocently smile and shrug my shoulders. "Yea that looks yummy enough to eat!" I exclaimed as we walk over to the counter.

Someone is trying to take me out, I'm not going to let them ruin me and my boyfriend's shopping date.

[Assassin Pov]

Holy shit, I could've died!

No matter, I look at my hand to summon back the knife I once thrown at Hero-san. Gripping it tightly I used the skill 'Disguise' and appeared as one of those male singers that this World referred as 'K-pop'.

Why is there a swarm of girls coming at m- OH SHIT AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Game store+Tatsuo Pov]

Me and Y/n were browsing some Games, he hasn't checked how much money we have left for a chance at getting two games.

I sense that Bastard that was trying to ruin my date, Guess I'll have to deal with him.

Looking at Y/n, I gave an excuse to him "I'll be right back, gotta use the restroom real quick." Y/n nods and I quickly run out of the store and head over somewhere private as I sense that the assassin is following me.

Bring it Date-ruiner!

[Timeskip]

I stood in a dark hallway that was out of bounds for the mall expansion.

"You know, you're kinda ballsy for attempting to kill me in broad daylight." I said calmly as I turn around to stare at nothing but darkness.

Oh we're hiding now, are we? Alright.

Use Skill: 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐞.

My vision becomes enhanced with the analyse skill as I search for any magic energy and what do you know.

He's disguised himself as trash can, He really is garbage isn't he, folks?

Kicking a small piece of rubble, I immediately kick it to the disguised assassin as he immediately changes back to his true form and deflects it with his knife. I might take that knife, could be used for cooking.

"Y'know, you aren't that smart trying to kill me" I spoke with evident venom in my voice as he spins the knife, trying to appear intimating.

He cocks a grin and points the knife at me as it converts into a Sword. "This sword was forged and made to kill you Hero-san!" He proudly says as I muttered, "sixty-eight" under my breath which caught his attention. "What?" He asks confusedly as I fake gasped "oh it's a little game I made up, you see you aren't the first sixty-eighth person to say that they have a weapon made to kill me." I explained as I looked at him, his face shows that he was very annoyed.

"Fucking hell, I'll just kill you right now!" He shouts as he dashes at me at superspeed.

"Go ahead and try Mr. Sixty-Nine!" I replied with a nickname for him as I picked up a large monkey wrench and charge at him.
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Oᐯᗴᖇᑭ✵ᗯᗩ!

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

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[Y/n Pov]

I look at a game that was titled 'Kirbo: Star Comrades'. Looking up from the game case, I thought to myself "where the hell is Tatsuo?" And I chalked it up to maybe she's waiting in line duh!

[Tatsuo Pov]

As we swung our own weapons, we immediately traded attacks from one another, striking, blocking.

It ended with him trying to overpower me, but I amped my physical strength to a small margin and sent him away with a grin plastered on my face.

Spinning the wrench in my hand, I swung it as I unleashed a Red Magic blast, which he immediately kicks away and slams his blade into the ground which I dodged to the left immediately.

I swung round, pivoting on my heel, I slammed the wrench into his forehead and pushing with no strength at all, "No Effort!" I shouted and I sent the fucker flying into the wall cracking it.

He drops to the ground and falls to his knees as he catches his breath, blood dripping from his forehead as he looks at me with a glare.

"What? Is there stain on my shirt?" I asked as I tugged on the fabric to look for any stain and there was.

Taking this opportunity to attack, he immediately conjures himself duplicate clones of himself.

"Really? That's so fucking Kage no bullshit!" I exclaimed as they immediately charge towards me as I began blocking their Attacks with rapid succession.

"Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, cut that out!" I shouted before blasting away. "Not cool, I haven't grinded enough for that skill yet" I laughed as he charges forward. "Take this seriously!" Thinking for a response I answered "No thanks!" And blocked an down-below attack via by stepping on the top surface of the blade and leaping away from sixty-nine as land into a Crouch.

Out of nowhere a clone of himself appeared behind me, before I could process this, the clone blew smoke into my eyes as I hissed at the burning feeling in my vision.

Sixty-Nine took this moment to attack, as he performs a instant transmission attack.

"Scatter-Flash-Dash!"

"Gobble-Gobble!"

I said as I turned my head fast enough to grab the blade with my mouth and BITE it into pieces.

Sixty-Nine stared in shock as his mind began to process everything that just happened.

The blade was supposed to destroy me, but I destroyed it first by biting it!

Spitting the broken pieces out of my mouth, god it tastes disgusting.

"How!? How are you so strong!?" He shouted as he continues to stare at the broken blade, I stare at him before answering his question.

"I drink my milk!" Smiling he grips the handle tighter as he shouts at me. "I HATE YOU HERO-SAN!!!" He charges towards me, quickly grabbing his arm tight enough for him to drop the broken in pain, I simply kick him away with ease. "Go be pathetic over there." I told him as I examined the broken sword with interest as it converts into a broken knife. "Fuck, I shouldn't of broken that magic-blade with my teeth, oh well.

Looking for Sixty-Nine, I spot him crying pathetically as he bashes his fist into the ground. "Forgive me Succubus Queen! I Will try a again!" He announced as I sat down and rest my head against my left hand.

"What a Failure!"

I said as he looks at me, snot and tears rolling down his face as I smile at him.

"I will succeed in killing you Hero-san!" He declared as I rolled my eyes playfully, "Yea uh-huh good luck with that." Sitting up I approached him as he sobs and sniffles.

He looks up at me as I held my hand out in front of his face, a faint sparkly purple glow began emanating from the palm of my hand as I gave a crazed looking smile and spoke.

"ᕼᗩKᗩI!"

[Timeskip]

"Hey, sorry if I took so long, there was a line in the women's restroom, apparently some rat stole a woman's pizza and the two started fighting over it and it ended up the two fighting in the bathroom." I explained to Y/n as he nods. "Oh, you already bought some Games?" I asked as he shows me, not one, not two, but FOUR games.

Y/n nodded as he shows me the game's, "yea, I bumped into Ise kaid and he looked at me and gave some money, weird right? Well guess you are going home with four new Games" he explained as he hands me the game bag as I fist bumped the air "aw sweet!" I exclaimed.

Y/n and began walking back to the car as he looks at his phone. "Hey, our neighbours wants us to babysit their kid and I was thinking if you wanna do it? They'll be willing to pay." He shows me the texts message's as I hummed and nodded.

Y'know, I think babysitting some kid is going to be easy, what's the worse that can happen?

[Somewhere evil probably]

A group of cloaked figures looked at a pentagram that showed them the fight between Tatsuo and Sixty-Nine.

"She's just as powerful as before brothers and sisters." one spoke

"But that power can only do so much against what's coming in the future." A woman's voice says as she looks at a cloaked child next to her.

"But she will not get any mercy from-" she was immediately cut off as the sound of someone stomping the ground above them.

"JACK! KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE TELLY! A British man shouted from above said as the mysterious child shouted back.

"DAAAAAD! I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS MY FRIEND'S!" the child heard his father scoff as he replied.

"Why don't you try and impress some bitches!" The child heard his 'friends' snicker.

"SHUT UP YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, WOMEN ONLY WANT ABUSIVE AND TOXIC CHAD'S! NICE GUYS LIKE ME ALWAYS FINISH LAST!" the child argued as he heard his father laugh.

"No wonder you're last in getting sloppy forties Hahaha!" His father cackled as the child's 'friends'laughed at his father's joke.

"I HATE YOU!" He confessed.

"Feelings mutual kiddo." He shot back.
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I really had fun writing the fight scenes.

Btw Tatsuo was actually holding back by a heck ton of alot.

Next up is "A Hero's guide to Babysitting!"

And after that is the fifth episode that will contain smut!

As always Goldilocks out!