Episode 2, and I hope you enjoy it!

Goldilocks signing off!
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[Tatsuo Pov]

Let's recap Ok? I woke up from a coma that lasted for a week, I have Godlike superpowers, I killed a God and I got a surprise visit from this fucking definition of a Magical Girl, who somehow got in the real world.

"Hero-san, I've missed you!" Phoebe said joyfully, I took a sip of some tea I brewed. "Uh-huh, how's uh your World doing?" I asked as she threw her hands ups in the air as glitter and sparkles fizzle out from her.

I got this floor waxed for fucks sake!

She then presents a box and opens it. "That's not important, I'm here to take you back. There are rumours of the Demon King follower's returning!" She explained as I rolled my eyes at those weird follower's.

Fun fact that those demon King follower's are actually atheists and weren't following the demon King....apparently they only joined him they'll get proper pay.

I placed my cup down and looked at the clock and sighed. "I'm Sorry Phoebe, but I'll have to sit this one out. I just got back home and would love to hang and possibly fuck my boyfriend and those are priorities." I stand up and pick the small child and threw her out the door. "So please leave and never return in my life again, Okay thanks!" With a slam of the door, I then walk back into the living room only to see the damn brat somehow inside.

"Please Hero-san! You have to save us, Your our only Hope!" Phoebe begged as she grabbed a hold of my leg and looked up at me with tears in her eyes.

The idea of killing a child is starting to sound pleasing right now.

[3rd+Y/n's workplace]

Y/n is seen in his office as he draws and adds some frames for the latest anime episode of "Ultimate Chad." An anime about a normal boy who becomes a Chad.

"So how's the kids jotaro?" A office worker asks.

"Yare Yare Daze." A tall man replies to the office worker.

"It be like that huh." The office worker nods at the towering man and drinks his coffee.

[Y/n Pov]

I leaned back against my swivel office chair, letting out an exhausted sigh.
I was trying to make Chad's jawline look authentic and realistic.

A freckled redheaded man pops his head over the office wall and slurps his coffee to get my attention.

Looking up at my coworker as he slurps his bitter drink and asks, "wanna go on lunch break with me and Kaesoko?" The Freckled Man asks me as I shrug my shoulders as I sighed and got up from My desk. "A few ten minutes would be nice." Grabbing my F/C Kento box, I followed my coworker in the lunch room.

[Tatsuo Pov]

I am now choking the child.

"Augh!" Phoebe choked and gagged as her face was flushed a bright dark blue colour as tears rolled down the Magical girl's cheeks. "This what's happens to children, if they don't respect other people's choices." I explained as the girl continues to choke and tried to pry my hands off.

Until her blue face turned beet Red and now had a pleasured look.

"Cho-choke M-Me Harder Mo-Mommy~" she begged as is immediately let go and went to the kitchen to wash the trauma I just gotten from the magical girl.

Hearing her cough and gasp for air, she groaned. "H-Hero-san, your Hands were so big and strong, I felt like a new woman. Hero-san you HAVE to come back now!" She exclaimed with a lovesick expression on her face.

I fucking can't anymore, killing her wouldn't do anything because she might actually enjoy it. Think! Tatsuo Think! What would Y/n do?

[Y/n Pov]

I was currently drinking some tea, that I poured into a cup as I sat with my three coworkers.

Kaesoko a 31 year old Brown haired woman who is a woman of few words.

Hiro a 23 year old man with Red hair and face covered in freckles that were strangely symmetrical.

And lastly Ise kaid a strange nineteen year old young man with short brown hair, Green eyes and wore black gloves.

"So did anyone catch the big game last night?" Hiro asked as I shook my head and replied, "nope, Tatsuo and I were hanging out with the former Yakuza turned house-husband and his wife celebrating her birthday." I explained as Kaesoko took a bite out of her Sandwich and muttered. "A Yakuza house-husband, sounds like a good show to watch." I thought about it and nodded at Kae's words, it would be a fun show to watch as well.

"What about you Kae?" I asked as I ate some of my spring rolls. "Anything interesting happened to you?" I asked  as she shrugged. "A weird kid cosplaying as some magical girl, broke into my house and asked where this 'Hero-san' is and I without thinking...tried choking her to death....until she asked me to choke her harder and I called the cops." Kae said as she looked like she was having some sort of Vietnam flashback.

"Weird" I responded as Ise nodded and stole a pork dumpling right under my nose.

[Tatsuo Pov]

I was at my wits end with this bitch! How do I get her to leave!

Phoebe was trying to push me out of my apartment as I didn't even budged. "Hero-san! Please you have to save the World, your the only one who can do it" I groaned as I put my head in my hands, because I only got two hours until Y/n comes home.

Oh idea!

I immediately stepped out of Phoebe, who fell on the floor, as I walked away to grab a notepad and pen. "Here Phoebe" I ripped a paper out of the notepad and handed it to her as she grabs it. "This paper I wrote has the location of my most powerful weapon, retrieve it for me and I will go and save your world!" Phoebe gasped at my words and repeatedly bowed as she let's out thank you's "I won't fail you, Hero-san!" I watch her open the door and exit my home, the sound of her heels hitting the concrete slowly disappearing was heard.

Finally!

Now to clean this mess she made. Ew!

[Timeskip+3rd Pov]

Y/n enters his home to be greeted with a tired yawn as he sees his girlfriend sweeping the floor as few glitter was being sweeped away as the boy sat down on the couch with a pained sigh. "How was work Sweet potato?" Tatsuo asked as Y/n looks at her with a tired and deadpanned expression as she giggles.

Y'know, she wouldn't admit it out loud...But she kinda missed Phoebe's company. Sure she was a fascist in her world and had a weird moral compass and wanted to oppress demon's, but she was looking for help.

Afterall, Phoebe is greek for the goddess of the moon and prophecy. It's also Greek for: a Child who's got a bright future ahead of them.

Y'know what? Maybe she should help Phoebe with her problem, when she comes back after getting tricked by her.

"Breaking News: a little girl cosplaying as a Magical girl is found shot dead in a alleyway"

Nevermind.
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That marks episode 2 of My..OP..GF

And what did you think of it? Next episode will possibly longer since episode 2 is only 1k words.

Until next time! Goldilocks out!