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H i t o s h i :

"So, does everyone know the plan?" It was currently Wednesday, the dorms were in the middle of being built meaning it was prime time to sneak into UA undetected. Hitoshi was once again partaking in the usual video calls with the usual people–

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO EYEBAGS." Plus some of the newer additions of course. Loud additions.

Monoma audibly rolled his eyes somehow. "God, who even invited you? Midoriya get your dog please."

"I fuckin invited myself, bastard."

"Yeah? Next time please take the liberty to uninvite yourself."

Kaminari, bless his soul, decided to intervene before a battle of the superior blondes could start. "Yes, Hitoshi we know the plan. Wait until 12am and break into UA and set all the clocks forward a day!"

"I still can't see why we'd do this." Midoriya sighed. "It's like you want us expelled and don't try and pull the 'dad' card Hito, we know Aizawa would expell you too." Just because its true didn't mean he had to say it.

With a sigh, Hitoshi embraced his inner Aizawa to address the nation, which consisted of Midoriya, Monoma, Kaminari, Bakugo and Todoroki. "Look, i get this is a risky move but if we don't do this we won't make anymore progress with the bar folks."

The others were listening, good, Hitoshi was about to waterboard Bakugo and Monoma if they kept bickering. "We've been going there every Friday because of their little truce they made at the beginning of the year. But we don't need a truce now, they're not villains."

A look of understanding crept across Midoriya's face as he gasped in realization. "I see! If the heroes showed up to the bar on a day thats not a Friday then both parties are forced to acknowledge the fact that their relationship has evolved! Even though Tenko still hates me but life carries on i guess."

"Nerd." Bakugo snorted.

"Ok Dynamight, pack it up." Todoroki retorted in a deadpan. "The cartoons i used to watch stated you must evaluate yourself before insulting others. I see you did not do that. Nerd."

"SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE, HALF N HALF."

Todoroki then proceeded to pick up his phone and but his face a little too close to the camera while whispering, "Nerd." With a conviction Stain could only hope to achieve.

"YOU‐ YOU FUCKING THERMOSTAT, DEKU SMELLS."

"Okay, i just breathed Kacchan–"

This time Hitoshi was the one to take responsibility and ended the call, of course that was after he poured all his disappointment into an aggressive sigh. For a moment, he stared at his reflection in the black screen, contemplating all his life choices.

Oh well, he had a job to do! Clocks to set back, phones to tamper with, houses to break into and most importantly; a school to rally.

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A i z a w a :

Shouta could've sworn on his life that it was Thursday, however all the digital clocks as well as his phone seemed to disagree with him. Its not like this hadn't happened before though, once he trudged all the way to school during a blizzard on a Sunday.

Still, this time it wasn't just him. The whole UA staff was also convinced it was Thursday but the students insisted that no, its definitely not Thursday. So that means that this is either an elaborate school wide prank or it really is Thursday.

And, well, Shouta knows from experience which is more likely...

Its Thursday. There is no way every single UA student pulled together to play a joke on the teachers or get an early weekend. Why? Because there's always one fucker like Monoma who snitches to see the despair it causes. Or there's an Iida who can't fathom tricking authority.

So yes, Shouta has accepted it is in fact Friday and he probably accidentally sniffed something suspicious and funky. Its a shame, he had a fun little quiz scheduled for Thursday but he was probably under the impression it was Wednesday.

Time is a paradox.

His theory was confirmed when the rat himself said it was Friday during the after school meeting. Really, Shouta isn't mad about it, after all he gets to drink himself into a drunken slumber and wow thats probably the reason he can't understand time at the moment.

Yeah, maybe he'd get a Sprite tonight instead..

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T e n k o :

Thursdays, recently, sucked. Like a hungry fucking blackhole. It was basically Christmas eve and isn't that just sad? The only thing he has to look forward to anymore is a group of Pro Hero Moochers who just want alcohol.

At least before the whole gaslighting thing with Sensei he could take joy in preparing  world domination. Now the idea is boring and honestly a little embarrassing; it goes over like an emo phase or something. World Domination Phase.

He can't even bring himself to actively hate All Might since the man basically saved their hineys back at Kamino. Also yeah, All Might was Skeleton Man and even Shigaraki could tolerate Skeleton Man.

Izuku Midoriya is still a piss puddle though. Tenko hates him, yes, despises, abhors, dislikes. And even if he did enjoy the boys company, which he definitely does noT, he wouldn't tell you of all people, God.

So yes. It's Thursday and Tenko has been staring at the same page in his manga for approximately 46 minutes, reading the same line over and over and over again ("This is the story of how i become the greatest demon lord of all." Yawn, who even cares? Sounds like something Sensei would say) while listening to Yamada's radio show.

Dabi was being generally annoying because that man is someone who never outgrew his emo phase. If Tenko has to hear the goddamn G note one more time as that emo fails to learn how to play the piano, he might combust.

Toga and Twice were having the most intense rock paper scissors tournament you ever did see while Kurogiri and Magne cooked supper like the parents they were born to be. Was Kurogiri even born, what the fuck is up with him anyway?

Spinner and Compress had so obviously crept into Tenko's room to play on his switch, they probably think they're being slick but Tenko knows what Tetris sounds like, even if the volume is low.

A knock at the door brought the bluenette out of his thoughts with a jolt. Its Thursday, nobody has any reason to knock on the sketchy door of a musty bar aside from homeless goblins, people selling sherbet, someone preaching a religion or all three at once.

Still, it would be rude to not open the door, right? Tenko is new to the whole morals thing, leave him be. Heaving, himself off the rickety barstool and closing his manga, Tenko slowly stalked towards the door, pulling it open to reveal a group of ragtag homeless goblins.

These were his goblins though. On a Thursday. A day before their truce. Maybe he did take a minute to process that information, he's slow. Like what business do his heroes have here on a Thursday aside from–

"Are you here to arrest me?" He asked suspiciously.

Kayama scrunched her face up in confusion, stuffing her hands into the pockets of her surprisingly modest jacket with a huff. "What no? Are you going to let us in or what? It's chilly out here bro."

Tenko dumbly stepped to the side to let the heroes in, holding the door because all though confused he is still polite. Kayama sashayed in taking off her jacket and throwing it onto a bar stool. The others filtered in after.

"You do know its Thursday today, right?" The bluenette scrutinized the adults who seemed to freeze instantly. The children however, those fucking shiTs, smirked evily as if they successfully robbed a bank.

Aizawa turned to him, pulling out his and showing Tenko the date which did say Friday but it was literally not Friday. "See, we were confused at first too but then the students and Nezu said otherwise."

"Then the students and Nezu really hate your asses to pull that off." Tenko deadpanned. "I mean your kids look like they just overthrew the Hero Commission. Look at those grins."

It was true. The pro's all turned to the six kids who couldn't seem to stifle their wolfish smirks any longer, their eyes reflected pure mischief that made the heroes gasp.

"You did not." Yamada shouted with wide eyes, visible behind his glasses. "How did you rope the whole school into this? Why did nobody sprag, WHY WOULDN'T IIDA SAY ANYTHING."

Aizawa had gone pale. "Iida was off sick today. What did you do?"

Shinso's smirk widened as he looked at his father. "Well dear old dad. We simply tricked Iida and locked him in his dorm, with plenty of food and schoolwork of course. And rallying the entire school wasn't hard. Get the big three on board and everything falls into place."

Skele-Might narrowed his eyes at the group before they widened comically. "Nezu was in on it too. How on Gods green earth did you manage that one." The kids opened their mouths to explain but the door swung open dramatically.

And nobody was there. Tenko looked down and nobody was there still. Then he looked down even more and there was a rat; an overgrown sewer rat who slurped a bit too much radioactive sludge. Nezu. Toga gasped dramatically on cue, shoveling some popcorn in her mouth. Tenko was so glad the League was enjoying this because he cErtaiNLy wAs noT.

This was such a fucking nightmare, let it be known Tenko hates children.

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Wõãh we have a single chapter left of this book. Thats so sad play despacito.

Its a fun last chapter though and then we get onto the good shit. I have like three more books planned out of this series focusing on different groups: Class A, Pro Heroes and literally everyone at once.

So like maybe you can look forward to that? Also does this count as a cliff hanger ending hshsban.

Have a funky day/night 😚☝️

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