Erasermic anyone...? 👈🤪👈

S h i g a r a k i :

The villian prayed. He prayed that Midnight was joking when she said 'see you nExt friday.' He prayed to whichever God would listen but he should've known better. Because God would never answer the prayers of a crusty hand man, his words not mine.

It was currently Friday, more precisely it was Friday night. So far there was no sign of any heros nearby, only the random mice under the floorboards stirred occasionally yet that was still enough to make the villian flinch. He was on edge, can you blame him?

10pm had passed quickly with no sign of the UA teachers, maybe there was a God? With a smile Shigaraki Tomura stood up from dormant position atop a barstool, ready to resume his evil plans when out of the blue—

"Honey, I'm home~"

The villian could've sworn his heart leapt to his mouth. This was a hallucination, yep that had to be it. Shigaraki would turn around an there'd be absolutely nothing there, thats the plan. In three...

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The bluenette stiffly swiveled around to the entrance, letting out a strangled cry as his eyes glazed over the group of teachers.

"Yoohoo? You good there hand fetish?" Midnight asked curiously, waving her hand in front of the villians face.

"Don't call me that." Shigaraki sobbed, his voice cracked in pure displeasure.

The group of teachers was smaller than last time. Significantly smaller. The bluenette narrowed his eyes observing the doorway in case any other heros decided to stroll in which Present Mic obviously noticed.

"Oh! Some of the other teachers went home to grade papers instead, the first week of school is always the busiest yo." Shigaraki grunted in response, secretly over the moon at the smaller group.

Who was here today? Let me tell you along with Shigaraki's opinions on each of them.

- Eraserhead (the most tolerable out of the group)
- Present Mic (Shigaraki listens to his radio show but you didn't hear that from me)
- Thirteen (Absolute demon. Must be stopped)
- All Might (skeleton that won't eat. Annoying)
- Midnight (just plain rude. Hand Fetish??)

The skeleton man sighed as he stepped inside the bar, briefly meeting Kurogiri's stare with an understanding nod. Its very obvious they were the parents of the group.

Once again Shigaraki begrudgingly ushered the group to their table in the farthest corner of the musty room, far away from the bar. However a sudden thought entered  the villians mind, an evil™ thought.

He could squeeze information out of these stupid teachers...

"It must be exhausting being a teacher. With all the kids and stuff." Shigaraki said really awkwardly as he placed the glasses of whiskey onto the varnished table.

Eraserhead groaned in response. "Don't even get me started. I should've expelled them all like last year."

"Like last year?!" The villian choked. This level of dream crushing caught him off guard.

"They can't be that bad, Aizawa-san." Thirteen chuckled taking a good swig of whatever liquid the villian poured in their glass, he honestly wasn't paying attention, fingers crossed it wasn't bleach?

The Aizawa in question sighed before downing his whole glass of not-bleach🤞™ (trademarked tyvm)

"Not that bad?" He glared. "I have one problem child who keeps breaking his bones, another one who can't seem to keep his homicidal tendencies in check."

As the man kept speaking, Shigaraki slyly took a the spare seat on the table tentatively listening to the underground hero and his complaints. Filling up his drink when it went empty.

"Theres a pervert, a kid with obvious daddy issues..."

Shigaraki nodded vigorously. "Mhmm daddy issues, got it."

"Oo. Power loader was complaining about an insane inventor in his class that keeps blowing everything up." Mic chimed in.

"Mad scientist. Yep."

The group all jumped when Aizawa suddenly pounded on the table, his hand vurled in a tight fist. "I told you Hitoshi should've been in the hero course."

"Shota, we've been over this.." Midnight sighed as she swung carelessly on her wooden chair.

"And I'll keep saying its bullshit. How did a pervert get in over him?"

Shigaraki sipped his metaphorical tea which was actually a can of beer. Same thing, idk what your talking about.

"It would've been biased if we let Hitoshi into the hero course! You salty man." Thirteen argued back, its very obvious they were already drunk. Very mean...

"How would it be biased?"

"Sho. Thats our cHiLd?" Mic added with concern.

Shigaraki took a second to let this new information sink in. When it did finally sink in he spat out his drink, sending the liquid spraying across the room with a pskbiybuyb sound. You kNoW what i mean.

"Are you ok?" The skeleton man said yet his words coveyed concern, his tone of voice was blank, very obviously didn't want to be here. Or maybe he was hungry, Shigaraki wasn't sure.

"I- I just didn't know you had a son?" The villian choked out.

"Thats because the public shouldn't know." Midnight groaned shooting a glare at the hero duo who whistled innocently.

Shigaraki might've started to feel guilty about his impending attack on UA if he didn't hold such a strong grudge against All Might.

"Can we trust you not to tell anyone about this, mr uh?" Thirteen asked, surprisingly nicely.

"Tomura and yeah, ill keep my mouth shut." The villian sighed. He wasn't intending on breaking this promise despite his occupation, they trust him now but he knew it wouldn't last...

"Thanks hand fetish!" Midnight laughed, aggressively patting the exhausted villian on the back. "Your pretty cool!"

Oooh yeah this was guilt. Equivalent to being slapped in the face with a fish except the fish was actually made of steel. Not pleasant. "Don't call me that." He mumbled.

"Anyway!" Mic shouted before standing up, almost stumbling at the sheer speed he shot up. "We should get going, there are papers to grade, cats to feed and a child to look after."

The other teachers nodded, all standing up too. Just like last week the skeleton guy payed Kurogiri adding a little extra as a tip. Shigaraki would use that tip to buy drugs. Not the illegal kind, actually he's been getting really nasty headaches lately and–

After the group bowed Midnight once again shouted the guilt inducing phrase:

"See you next friday!"

'Yeah, I'll be seeing you all much sooner than that...' The villian thought as he watched the group skip down the dark streets of Musutafu.

'Much, much sooner.'

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Im so excited for the next chapter lmaoo, the aftermath of the USJ~