S h i g a r a k i :

✍ He ✍ is ✍ a ✍ scary ✍ villain ✍ boss ✍
✍ He ✍ is ✍ a ✍ scary ✍ villain ✍ boss ✍
✍ He ✍ is ✍ a ✍ scary ✍ villain ✍ boss ✍

Oh hi again, welcome to Shigaraki's manifesting sessions, a small time period in the day where this handmaiden tries to hopelessly convince himself he still holds power over the heroes.

Normally it lasts an hour before he decays the pencil (he doesn't have his pen license yet) however on this lovely Thursday, he has been sat at his crappy desk manifesting for a good six hours.

Not that he actually believes in this shit, its just he really, really, REALLY, needs tonights attack to go well. He needs to kidnap Bakugo Ratsuki, He needs Katchan the Nomu to live, He needs to maybe throw Midoriya off a cliff.

He needs alot of things which is why he burned incense; rubbed crystals; decorated the bar from top to bottom in horseshoes and rabbits feet. He needed the good jubies.

Honestly, if he had it his way, he would accompany his new league of clowns to thtraining camp. Tomura wouldn't trust any of them to hold his drink let alone complete a life or death mission.

For Gods sake, Kurogiri isn't even going with them because sEnSei said that Tomura needed babysitting. Shigaraki isn't salty he just thinks that SeNsei should focus on getting off life support and to the toilet on his own rather than using an adult diaper.

Who's the baby now Shit for One?

Just a note, you did not get that piece of information from Shigaraki. Believe it or not, he treasures his eyes.

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"Are you really sure you can do this?" Tomura deadpanned, nervously fighting the urge to skin his neck. He had been doing so well recently, with the help of Snipe and Thirteen he kicked the scratching habit in the ass.

Toga groaned slumping her shoulders. "For the one hundredth time yes, Tomu-chan! I get as much blood as i can." Oh thank God. "And if i see a cute boy or girl, i run away with them and get married at Disney World!" Fucking nO.

"Yes to the first part, and if you even think about doing the second part, I'll decay your fingers. Can't put a ring on it if there's no it."

"MEAN TOMU-CHAN, MEAN!"

The Tomu-chan in question regarded her with an eyeroll before turning to Dabi who was trying to be edgy, standing in the corner with his arms folded. "Ok Hot Topic, what about you."

"Go against everything Smokey said about preventing forest fires and cause one."

"Good, Muscular?"

"Ķïłł ťhĕ ķîđ§!"

"N O. DO NOT KILL THE KIDS."

"Beat the kids within an inch of their life?" He tried again.

Shigaraki narrowed his eyes at the burly man, considering just sending him to a Mental Institution. "Only if the kid is male with green hair and freckles, about yay high and is just generally annoying."

"Aye, aye captain! Down with the green heads!"

"Twice?"

"Cheer everyone on and make sure we have an all round good time!" "Usurp the hero commission and watch their corrupted society fall like Shigaraki's sanity."

Shigaraki smiled savagely, maybe things would go right for him this time. "Good. Mustard you're a fetus so try not to get put in the naughty corner; Mange you're a sweetheart, you'll do great; Spinner if you mention Stain one more time I'll feed you to the Nomu."

He paused to think. "Compress this is a mission not a magic show and Moonfish, stay 10 meters away from me at all times or I'll kill you."

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It had been an hour. Do these things normally take so long? Dammit Spinner probably messed up since his pea sized Stain brain couldn't comprehend the concept of kidnapping a savage child.

He was pacing, up and down and if he had the power to do so he would've walked up the wall with the sole purpose of driving the metaphor: "it's driving me up the wall" home. Because bOY is he up the wall.

"Tomura Shigaraki." Kurogiri stated, bland yet meaningful. It was enough to catch the villains attention because he knew that tone of voice. It was the "look alive cos shits bout to get rEaL good" voice.

Lips curling into a menacing smile, Shigaraki watched as his bartender conjured a purple vortex in the centre of the room. Straight away he could begin to hear muffled voices from beneath the howling forest wind.

"How sad, Todoroki Shouto..."

Oh hell no, that would not stand. Surely if Dobby has time to verbally bully a child he has acquired the target, right? If thats the case then..."NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S DIRTY LAUNDRY. GET YOUR ASS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT. NOW."

He was met with cold silence, even the wind paused its song and dance for a second. To Shigaraki, he hadn't really had the chance to yell in a while, not with the great swarm of teachers about. It felt great to know Dabby would be a willing punching bag.

"You should probably go...bye Bakugo." That was Todoroki Shouto who honestly didn't seem to give one single fuck. His lack of fucks might've concerned the villain boss if he wasn't hopped up on the adrenaline derived from the taste of sweet success.

"WHAT THE FUCK ICYHOET? FUCK OFF DEKU, YOU SMELL-" The boy came through the swirling purple mists with a thud. Ready and fuming. Shigaraki knew better than to not knock this bitch out. Its not Friday yet you two-bit shitsnake hAHA!

Tying up the boy was relatively easy beside the fact that this kid weighed a ton! Like a bus full of overweight elephants hauling weighted blankets. Holy Shit, Tomura's life flashec before his eyes for a brief second. Surely Muscular could do this instead and-

"Where is Muscular?" He found himself asking, turning to look at his group of ragtag homeless clowns. "And Mustard...and Moonfish? WHERE ARE MY M'S? MAGGY TELL ME."

Dabi looked ready to bow out and jump in a volcano but still replied dutifully. "Muscular tried to kill a literal toddler and got decimated by that Green Queen."

"FUCKIN-"

"Mustard got socked real hard in the face, doubt he'll even remember the next month, blessed fetus."

"WHAT DID I SAY-"

"Moonfish almost got eaten by a shadow bird, the irony."

"I..I'M NOT EVEN TOO MAD ABOUT GETTING RID OF HIM."

Shigaraki pinched his nose, whatever so they lost some members bug whup. In the end they achieved Bakuhoe Katsuki and won. The only relatively important side quest would be... "Toga did you get the blood?"

"YES!" She squealed. Thank Aizawa, an arsenal of students blood is vital shouod they need to sneak in and get info. Maybe he underestimated Toga. "She was the most beautiful girl, Tomu-chan! And that green boy was so red and shiny, inwanted to stab him!"

Backtrack. Why...was she using the....singular.....his eye was twitching erratically, crimson gaze locked onto her as she whipped out a vial of blood. A singular vile of blood. One. Un. Uno. Ichi. 1.

He was about to cry or die or something regrettable when Katsuki Bakugo stirred and awakened with a violent jolt before screaming and shouting and ranting and raving about every minor detail.

God.

He hated it here.

He hated it so so SO MuCh....

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It gets spicy next time 👀👀

I wasn't planning on this being a chapter but i love a crackhead League and you should too.

:: A moment of silence for the M's.....

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Bye now!