Look at this baby, appreciate him.
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Also known as:
• double upload huzzah
• Writing this gave me danganronpa vibes
• literally so many people "died"
• I can't even summarise it here
• its just a mess here ok
• betrayal and competition

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~~A wild Team guide~~

Team One:
Captain: Yagi Toshinori
Vice Captain: Anakuro Hirooki

Hizashi Yamada
Nemuri Kayama
Oboro Shirakumo
Tensei Iida
Yu Takeyama
Shota Aizawa
Mirai Sasaki
Inko Raimura
Ryuko Tatsumi

Team Two
Captain: Enji Todoroki
Vice Captain: Rei Shirogane

Mitsuki Kirameku
Emi Fukukado
Tomoko Shiretoko
Tsunagu Hakamata
Keigo Takami
Rumi Usagiyama
Tashiro Toyomitsu
Kan Sekijiro
Shinya Kamihara

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I want you to imagine, Satoshi and Kazumi both sat down in Nezus empty office watching the security footage together while announcing over the intercom.

(All dialogue is out loud rather than texting this chapter)

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Satoshi Kurosawa: We return after that short break, lets get straight into the growing conflict between Anakuro and Rumi

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: A quick question sir, how will we explain the mass amount of paint all ove the walls

Satoshi Kurosawa: How do you normally get away with things like this?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: We blame Nemuri's innocent uncle, sir

Satoshi Kurosawa: You mean that wanted villian?! He's innocent

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Not the exact word I'd use but lets stick with that.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Its best not to mess with it anymore sir

Satoshi Kurosawa: We'll go with the uncle then?

Satoshi Kurosawa: Anyway it seems Rumi and Anakuro have ran out of bullets and are both fleeing away to reload. However if we direct your attention to the Cafeteria we have Enji vs Toshinori how will it end?

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Lets see what they're talking about shall we.
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Enji Todoroki: Come fight me Shittynori. Ive always wanted to shoot you

Yagi Toshinori: THATS NOT SOMETHING A HERO COURSE STUDENT SHOULD BE SAYING

Enji Todoroki: right now my only goal is getting rid of you. Take this as revenge for that dream i have

Yagi Toshinori: i hope someone in the future cuts that sentence out and uses it to get you arrested

Enji Todoroki: you have three seconds to come out of your hiding spot before i set fire to the room

Yagi Toshinori: You forget im one of fastest in the class. Ha ha haa

Enji Todoroki: speed doesn't mean shit when i locked all the doors

Yagi Toshinori: Oo0o When did you grow a brain cell?

Enji Todoroki: I've wanted to do this for many years. Die.

Yagi Toshinori: IS THAT A GRENADE?!

Enji Todoroki: Hasta la vista shit head

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[Yagi Toshinori is out]
[A Direct hit from a paint Grenade by Enji Todoroki]

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Enji Todoroki: You have Mitsuki to thank for that

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Nezu's Office...

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: It seems as if this could be the fall of Team one, without Toshinori leading im sure they'll crumble

Satoshi Kurosawa: Is Anakuro really that bad?

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Yes. Yes she is sir.

Satoshi Kurosawa: Oo look at the counselors office, Hizashi and Shota vs Keigo and Tashiro. Thats gotta be interesting

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: I think Keigo and Tashiro are in trouble

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Counselors Office...

Keigo Takami: What God decided i was so much of a sinner that i deserved this?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Just aim around Hizashi. Just. Do. Not. Hit. Him

Keigo Takami: Wait don't shoot at all. Do you not remember how Hizashi went all Yandere at the sports Festival??

Tashiro Toyomitsu: So we can't hit either of them? We may as well shoot ourselves at this point

Keigo Takami: Maybe if we drop our guns they'll spare us?

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[Keigo Takami is out]
[Shot in the face by Shota Aizawa]

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[Tashiro Toyomitsu is out]
[Shot in the foot by Hizashi Yamada]

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Hizashi Yamada: Sho what did i say about hitting people in the face

Shota Aizawa: I don't regret doing it.

Keigo Takami: I honestly don't know what i was expecting

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I dont fucking know either.

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Team One Base...

Enji Todoroki: What the fuck just happened?

Emi Fukukado: I believe they both ran into Shota and Hizashi. Poor unfortunate souls.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Ok Ursula. What do we do now?

Rei Shirogane: We've disposed of Toshinori so removing the rest of the team should be easy right?

Shinya Kamihara: I hate how everyone talks like we murdered them.

Enji Todoroki: They are dead now. Dead to me.

Kan Sekijiro: For a moment i thought we were soldiers in ww2. Im not even exaggerating

Rumi Usagiyama: Can i just take the rocket launcher. Please. Give me the rocket launcher.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Take the rocket launcher. It packs a punch so be careful

Tomoko Shiretoko: She won't be careful

Enji Todoroki: Tsunagu go be bait. Lure as many people in one spot as you can.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Whyyy meee

Rei Shirogane: Might be due to the fact you've spent the whole match staring at yourself in the mirror?

Tsunagu Hakamata: i can't help having a good hair day love

Enji Todoroki: Thats it. Im setting your stupid crisp hair on fire

Kan Sekijiro: "crisp"...?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Don't come any closer i will-

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[Enji Todoroki is out]
[Shot in the chest by Tsunagu Hakamata]

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Enji Todoroki: WHAT THE FUCK

Rei Shirogane: Thats a thing???

Kan Sekijiro: Suddenly, i don't feel safe...

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Nezu's Office...
(All students who are out meet up here)

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: I didn't know you could do that sir

Satoshi Kurosawa: Of course you can! Its in the rules after all

Yagi Toshinori: My team read the rules and we didn't see anything about friendly fire being enabled?

Satoshi Kurosawa: Its in fine print right in the bottom corner, see?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Thats dirty as fück, excuse my german.

Satoshi Kurosawa: Excused.

Keigo Takami: Wait sir wouldn't that mean..?

Satoshi Kurosawa: indeed it does. Y'hear that kids. ITS A FREE FOR ALL

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Yes this is not a good thing. Tsunagu seems to have gone mad with power

Enji Todoroki: What a fucking piece of dead rat. How dare he go on a power trip just because he shot mE iN tHe fOoT

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Would you like some fries with that salt?

Yagi Toshinori: Its easy to forget that Tsunagu is a hero trainee who is very proficient with his quirk‐

Keigo Takami: He's really popping off out there

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[Kan Sekijiro is out]
[Shot in the leg by Tsunagu Hakamata]

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[Tomoko Shiretoko is out]
[Shot in the back by Tsunagu Hakamata]

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Kazumi Tsuchinoko: he's cinching them with their own clothes then putting a bullet in them as the finisher

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Don't think it'll last long tho...

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[Tsunagu Hakamata is out]
[Bazooka to the chest by Rumi Usagiyama]

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Yagi Toshinori: That is a ton of paint. There is no plausible explanation for that...

Keigo Takami: Thats our classroom too. I don't think Torino would appreciate luminous pink walls

Satoshi Kurosawa: If he's that pressed about it ill swap classrooms with him. I think the pink looks fabulous.

Enji Todoroki: Whats going on with Shittynori's team. Looks like its falling apart

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Team One Base...

Anakuro Hirooki: Well this definitely changes things

Mirai Sasaki: I don't like how you cocked that gun, Hirooki

Anakuro Hirooki: You've seen the future, you know whats about to happen

Mirai Sasaki: Get it over with

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[Mirai Sasaki is out]
[3 Shots in the chest by Anakuro Hirooki]

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Mirai Sasaki: Over kill much.

Anakuro Hirooki: oh how ive dreamed of this day.

Ryuko Tatsumi: You sound like a psychopath, kuro. I need to put you down

Oboro Shirakumo: Your telling me she isn't a diagnosed psychopath??

Inko Raimura: This is scary (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ

Tensei Iida: Looks like the remains of Enji's team is invading

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[Tensei Iida is out]
[Knifed in the back by Nemuri Kayama]

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Tensei Iida: Words cannot describe how much that hurt.

Nemuri Kayama: It hurt me more than it hurt you

Tensei Iida: No. Im talking about how hard you whacked me with the fake knife.

Nemuri Kayama: It isn't fake Ten.

Tensei Iida: Ok then I'll be in recovery girls office if you need me.

Yu Takeyama: Nem. Your turning out like Anakuro, i need to put you down. Its out of love please understand

Nemuri Kayama: I understand do what you must...

Nemuri Kayama: SIKE

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[Yu Takeyama is out]
[Shot in the stomach by Nemuri Kayama]

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Nemuri Kayama: Ill buy you dinner as an apology?

Yu Takeyama: Win this for the both of us <3

Nemuri Kayama: Thank God your not mad

Yu Takeyama: I literally tried to kill you first‐

Yu Takeyama: Ryuko is behind you by the way xxx

Nemuri Kayama: wAIT wHaT

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[Ryuko Tatsumi is out]
[Sniped by Shinya Kamihara]

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Anakuro Hirooki: It seems we have a sniper on our hands

Ryuko Tatsumi: Damn i didn't even notice. Shame.

Rumi Usagiyama: What direction did it come from, i can avenge you

Oboro Shirakumo: How would you- oh i see you have a rocket launcher.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Came from your left. Avenge my poor lost soul so i can pass to the nice place that is heaven

Rumi Usagiyama: I see you Shinya~

Shinya Kamihara: sHiT-

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[Shinya Kamihara is out]
[Blown up by Rumi Usagiyama]

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Inko Raimura: Sukichan, Reichan over here!!

Rei Shirogane: Im glad your safe Inko

Mitsuki Kirameku: im surprised you haven't been-

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[Rei Shirogane and Mitsuki Kirameku are out]
[Shot 5 times by Inko Raimura]

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Rei Shirogane: Wow. you were dual wielding?

Inko Raimura: Yepp Toshinori gave me an extra gun to protect myself

Mitsuki Kirameku: YOU WEREN'T PROTECTING YOURSELF YOU JUST MURDERED US IN COLD BLOOD

Inko Raimura: Walk it off Sukichan.

Rei Shirogane: Im so proud of you but i hope you get shot in the eye for that xx

Mitsuki Kirameku: I hate it when you get competitive. You get really mean.

Oboro Shirakumo: Im so sorry Inko but your too dangerous to keep around, someone who out right murders their friends is not safe...

Inko Raimura: Oh? So you want to take me down? Good luck without any guns or knives worm.

Nemuri Kayama: Jesus you do get mean‐

Oboro Shirakumo: I don't need fancy shit like that when i have my creativity. Think about those murders in hell!

Inko Raimura: no, it can't be. A spitball??!

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[Inko Raimura is out]
[Shot with a spitball by Oboro Shirakumo]

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Inko Raimura: Dammit, good game though (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ

Anakuro Hirooki: Your one scary person Inko Raimura. I respect that

Nemuri Kayama: Relish that short victory Oboro, because it'll be uh short.

Oboro Shirakumo: Ara ara Nemuri. It seems you want some too huh

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[Oboro Shirakumo is out]
[Shot in the neck by Nemuri Kayama]

[Nemuri Kayama is out]
[Shot with a spitball by Oboro Shirakumo]

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Oboro Shirakumo: Oh.

Nemuri Kayama: It seems we shot eachother at the same time...

Nemuri & Oboro: Thats sick. We're on the same wavelength or something

Anakuro Hirooki: Yes we get it your the freaky fiends. Move so i can kill Rumi

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Nezu's Office...

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Things seem to be moving quickly now sir

Satoshi Kurosawa: Yes it seems we are approaching our epic conclusion

Rei Shirogane: Theres no way to tell who'll win. They all have potential

Nemuri Kayama: If Zashi and Sho initiate our last resort i think we've got this.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Last resort...

Yu Takeyama: It'll be glorious...

Tomoko Shiretoko: Thats making me nervous-

Yagi Toshinori: It should because we'd all be in danger...

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On the Battlefield...
(Bout the closest thing you'll get to angst in here)

Hizashi Yamada: Sho, i think we should start the plan

Shota Aizawa: No, i said we would both win together.

Hizashi Yamada: Shota. There is no way we could go against a Rocket launcher and Anakuro. At least not with me.

Shota Aizawa: Hizashi you better not fucking do what i think your doing

Hizashi Yamada: Its a necessary sacrifice. Win this for me Sho

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[Hizashi Yamada is out]
[Self inflicted shot to the head]

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Rumi Usagiyama: Shitshitshitshitshitshit

Anakuro Hirooki: Oh my fucking god. You can literally see the immense aura surrounding him. Are we in a different anime now??

Emi Fukukado: Man pulled out two grenade pins with his teeth. He isnt fucking around

Rumi Usagiyama: Is hiS hAiR goLD?!

Anakuro Hirooki: Those two grenades are coming towards us

Emi Fukukado: Didn't Mitsuki say she loaded some of them with gun powder for an extra kick

Rumi Usagiyama: an extra kiCk? Thats more like an extra iron bar to the knee

Anakuro Hirooki: BRACE FOR IMPACT

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[Rumi, Anakuro and Emi are out]
[A massive paint explosion by Shota Aizawa]

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Satoshi Kurosawa: SHOTA AIZAWA OF TEAM ONE WINS

Yagi Toshinori: Suck an egg Enji. How does second place taste

Enji Todoroki: You'll know when i beat you in a fist fight.

Anakuro Hirooki: i dOn'T gO cRaZy wHeN hIZaShi iS hUrt 🤡🤡

Rumi Usagiyama: I literally have paint in every crevice of my body

Emi Fukukado: I have paint in places i didn't even know existed

Satoshi Kurosawa: You all fought valiantly my dear students. As reward ill put a movie on in class tomorrow

Yu Takeyama: Have we ever told you that your our favorite teacher?

Satoshi Kurosawa: I'm everyones favorite teacher sweetheart. Now scram, i have to pretend i came to investigate the massive bang.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Everyone follow me out the back door. Try not to get paint everywhere

Tashiro Toyomitsu: This whole school is a combination of neon pink and green. I don't think it matters.

Yagi Toshinori: Oh i hear Torino shouting. Peg it.

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I had a hard time writing this chapter, i always struggle with layout. I hope it isn't too difficult to follow.

Next chapter we return to our regular schedule in first year

Next chapter -------> All For One

>;)

You know what this means...or do you?