I can't decide if i love or hate him. Does anyone even read these?
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Also known as:
• The days you were gone
• Torino needs therapy (confirmed)
• the black market
• where did i even go with this chapter

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugou

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17th August 2099
A mess of a chat
~[09 : 34]~~

Hizashi Yamada: Im leaving now. I'll see everyone in a week!

Nemuri Kayama: If you don't get me a souvenir ill drown your stuffed bear

Tsunagu Hakamata: Are you sure you can't pack me? Ive always wanted to go to Hawaii~

Keigo Takami: If he could take someone id rather it be Shota. You haven't even left and he's gone into a depression.

Hizashi Yamada: Sho, i told you its a week and my mom said you could come with us next time

Shota Aizawa: I know but your still gone for a week, you are literally my will to live if you go i will die

Hizashi Yamada: I'm sure you'll survive, i love you and I'll get you the best gift.

Nemuri Kayama: Bitch

Tensei Iida: How dare you cast aside your childhood bestfriends??

Oboro Shirakumo: And your current ones

Hizashi Yamada: Oh look at that my taxi is here–

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18th August 2099
A mess of a chat
~[07 : 01]~

Tashiro Toyomitsu: And what the fuck would this be

Anakuro Hirooki: I don't know what you mean

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Why the hell is an actual coffin just sat in our common room?

Rei Shirogane: This is something i need to see, im on my way

Enji Todoroki: ill meet you halfway.

Mitsuki Kirameku: i dare someone to open it.

Kan Sekijiro: Rumi? You like stupid stuff

Rumi Usagiyama: I like the thrill of almost dying not the thrill of discovering a corpse. Next caller.

Shinya Kamihara: I volunteer Toshinori. Off you go

Yagi Toshinori: wHy mE tHo?

Oboro Shirakumo: Because Enji just left and the rest of us don't want our fingerprints on a potential crime scene.

Yagi Toshinori: So your throwing me under the bus like you would a small child?

Ryuko Tatsumi: Weird comparison but yes we are. So get to it.

Rei Shirogane: i want to say im surprised but a part of me expected this.

Tomoko Shiretoko: While that is infact true, there are at least 10 things wrong with this picture

Nemuri Kayama: Shota why are you lying in a coffin?

Oboro Shirakumo: Shota where did you even get this coffin?

Tensei Iida: Shota when did this coffin even arrive?

Shota Aizawa: Is Hizashi back yet?

Yu Takeyama: No he's spending the week in Hawaii remember

Shota Aizawa: no? Then fuck off

Emi Fukukado: I didn't know coffins were so loud when you slammed them shut. The more you know .:｡+ﾟ

Anakuro Hirooki: Where were you guys when it was delivered? It was only at 2am.

Keigo Takami: We were sleeping because we relish our well being.

Anakuro Hirooki: Well while you losers were sLeEpiNg a couple of strange men burst through the door with a coffin. They were cool tho we played jenga while Shota climbed in it.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: That answered exactly 0 questions

Rumi Usagiyama: We need to get Shota out somehow

Enji Todoroki: I say we fucking drag him out of the foot section by his stupid toes.

Nemuri Kayama: Not even a stupid idea–

Kan Sekijiro: Does this count as grave robbery?

Shota Aizawa: Leave me alone pLeAse

Tensei Iida: Yo this coffin is comfy as fuck, i might replace my bed with this

Ryuko Tatsumi: If you tell us about where you got the coffin we'll let you video call Hizashi.

Shota Aizawa: I got it from the black market because I wanted to sleep until Hizashi came back. Let me call him now

Keigo Takami: Shota there was probably a dead body in there before you bought it.

Anakuro Hirooki: Thats awsome tho. Like a whole dead body was lying where you are right now Tensei

Tensei Iida: Suddenly i don't want to be in here

Anakuro Hirooki: Im having it then, it can replace my bland ass bed.

Yu Takeyama: Wait, we can prank the hell out of Torino with this

Yagi Toshinori: Im not training for 36 hours straight again as punishment

Ryuko Tatsumi: You already know we get punished as a class, Hizashi would probably get punished with us and he's not even in the country

Yu Takeyama: Why don't we use it to make Torino think he died

Mitsuki Kirameku: Ooo i can make a realistic looking Torino doll

Enji Todoroki: There is something profoundly fucking wrong with that sentence

Ryuko Tatsumi: Can you make me an Todoroki doll so i can practice my knife throwing skills on it

Mirai Sasaki: I feel like we're dipping into a dark place now that we have Kirameku here.

Mitsuki Kirameku: It'll be done by tomorrow, Ryuko i can do yours by the end of the week

Shinya Kamihara: How are you even making these

Mitsuki Kirameku: Anakuro helps me pick the lock to the support lab, they have all the good shit

Yu Takeyama: This is going to be great

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19th August 2099
Mess of a chat
~[23 : 03]~

Yu Takeyama: That was not great

Yagi Toshinori: I think we need to check Torino into therapy

Shota Aizawa: What happened i was talking to Hizashi while you got the class in trouble

Rumi Usagiyama: This man literally looked at his own dead body in a coffin, sighed and said and i quote "there is a God"

Tomoko Shiretoko: There is definitely a message about Torino's declining mental health probably due to us but i say we ignore it

Keigo Takami: Im pretty sure he needs a holiday but thats just my expert opinion

Keigo Takami: And before you ask. Yes im an expert, i passed a quiz

Yu Takeyama: Nobody was going to ask

Ryuko Tatsumi: Where's Kuro at, i get concerned when i can't see her

Anakuro Hirooki: Im taking my coffin back, i don't know what you want to do with the Torino model but i just threw it on the floor.

Tsunagu Hakamata: by any chance did Torino watch you throw his dead body out of the coffin violently

Anakuro Hirooki: Yes.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We are all horrible people. Oh my fucking god

Oboro Shirakumo: You are actually crying with laughter. Next

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Im going to make him an apology cake and pray we don't get thrown out a window.

Yagi Toshinori: He will 100% throw us out a window along with the cake but its worth a try.

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24th August 2099
A mess of a chat
~[15 : 27]~

Shota Aizawa: Everyone welcome Hizashi back

Ryuko Tatsumi: Welcome back from your lovely holiday, please never leave Aizawa alone again.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: He tried to commit mass murder 3 times, successfully set fire to our fridge and ordered 1 whole coffin which now belongs to Anakuro. Also you need your punishment for Takeyama's crime

Hizashi Yamada: Ill go see Torino tomorrow but for now Shota i got you a souvenir! Come here

Tsunagu Hakamata: ....wow

Anakuro Hirooki: That actually called me single in 10 different languages

Oboro Shirakumo: Seriously Zashi? Promise rings how much were those

Hizashi Yamada: There is actually no way im telling anyone

Nemuri Kayama: I can't afford promise rings!

Yu Takeyama: I can't afford promise rings!

Nemuri Kayama: Oh thank god

Yu Takeyama: Oh thank god

Ryuko Tatsumi: Are you two sharing a brain cell at the moment because thats freaky as fuck

Yu Takeyama: Nem lets just draw ours on with a sharpie

Nemuri Kayama: Your literally perfect for me

Enji Todoroki: This is the worst week of my life. Now to finish it off we have Erasermic kissing and shit; Mt Midnight giggling while horribly drawing a circle

Tomoko Shiretoko: What the hell are those names?

Oboro Shirakumo: They're obviously couple names using their hero names. I didn't know you were into shipping Enji 🥺

Enji Todoroki: Im going to set your stupid cloud on fire. You have 3 seconds to run. Go

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