I own too many of these, its a problem

One thing about romance chapters like this. I literally haven't been in a romantoc relationship before so I'm clueless which is probablywhy its unrealistic.
- A Socially Awkward Asexual

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Also known as:
• pure chaos for the first half
• Ryushot food, they do be cute tho
• Cupids 'R' Us
• what even is love? babydonthurtmee

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugo

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1st May 2100
Perfectly sane
~[22 : 39]~

Ryuko Tatsumi: I literally went to do the shopping with Shinya, what have we come home to?

Hizashi Yamada: A disco!

Shinya Kamihara: But why?

Tensei Iida: We needed to celebrate Oboro cooking his first successful meal without causing a fire!

Oboro Shirakumo: I made pizza, its on the counter. Feel free to take a slice.

Ryuko Tatsumi: I wouldn't of guessed that was pizza if you didn't tell me.

Anakuro Hirooki: Thats what i said. It looks like a piece of bread that was stuck to the wall of a trench during a war.

Keigo Takami: Its funny because you just described me.

Rumi Usagiyama: What did i say about this. Come here so i can throw you off the roof.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Is that what kids these days do to raise self confidence?

Rumi Usagiyama: Yeah it totally works, i can book you in for next week.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Sweet.

Emi Fukukado: You don't have wings Toko.

Keigo Takami: It won't make a difference.

Yagi Toshinori: Enji what are you doing. We're trying to have a party yet all we can hear is your infernal yelling from next door.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck off its none of your business. Your eyes are ugly.

Tsunagu Hakamata: We all know he practices his threats in the mirror~

Yagi Toshinori: Ah i see, good luck with that Enji.

Enji Todoroki: No i fucking don't. Come here so i can violently rip out your eyes, dip them in bleach, surgically reattach them so your immune system will attack your eyes until they rot off the sockets.

Shota Aizawa: Oh yeah, thats 100% rehearsed.

Nemuri Kayama: Do you think he writes them down in a little notebook when he has a light bulb moment.

Anakuro Hirooki: Like "holy shit, you can play the drums with someones halfed femur."

Tsunagu Hakamata: He's probably writing that down as we speak.

Yagi Toshinori: Can you please stop before he breaks my wall down. They're thinner than they look.

Nemuri Kayama:

Keigo Takami: WHEN DID THE SCHOOL FIT SPRINKLERS??

Rei Shirogane: Why did our dorm sprinklers go off as well wtf?

Mitsuki Kirameku: UA is so fucking mean, im soaked. Tysm eNji

Mirai Sasaki: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Rumi Usagiyama: Who are you?

Mirai Sasaki: mirai.

Yu Takeyama: Ok whom the fuck taught him humour??

Emi Fukukado: oops

Tashiro Toyomitsu: jail.

Shinya Kamihara: I think i need some fresh air.

Hizashi Yamada: At least the fire got put out relatively quick?

Shota Aizawa: Anakuro are you alive? I heard witches melt when they touch water, so.

Anakuro Hirooki: Fuk you im not a witch, you are.

Nemuri Kayama: Did you know wasps can remember peoples faces?

Hizashi Yamada: i wish i never read that. Time to live in constant fear i guess.

Oboro Shirakumo: So your telling me that wasp i cussed out earlier will probably come back for revenge.

Nemuri Kayama: Its probably watching from the window.

Anakuro Hirooki: I hope it stings you 50 times in the ass.

Emi Fukukado: Mirai just spent 70000¥ on jOkE bOoKs. Help him, shock therapy works.

Enji Todoroki: How about we just put him in the electric chair?

Emi Fukukado: Honestly just get him away from me. His jokes are borderline dad jokes and i can't handle it.

Anakuro Hirooki: They sell electric chairs quite cheap on the black market. I can get a discount from my guy there.

Nemuri Kayama: Oml do it. It'll fit right in with the coffin.

Ryuko Tatsumi: As much as I'd love to strap someone into an electric chair, i think ill go outside with Shinya.

Nemuri Kayama: ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

Ryuko Tatsumi: 🖕(–_—)🖕

Inko Raimura: ｡:.ﾟヽ(´∀'｡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

Yagi Toshinori: ┌(▀Ĺ̯▀)┐

Yagi Toshinori: Wait eNji stOp–

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Dorm Rooftop...

Ryuko somehow managed to weave through the dorms nightly chaos, although she had a few close calls with Enji's fire. She was glad go see Shinya sat on the roof, his legs draped over the edge as he wistfully looked at the night sky.

It was relatively cold night, winter had definitely left its mark this year. The stars in the sky gleamed, contrasting with the inky black blanket known as the sky. Since New Years, many of Class A had used the dorm roof as a hangout spot. It was a peaceful spot so long as the Sextet of Chaos weren't nearby.

Ryuko steadily made her way to the edge of the roof, quietly sitting down next to the boy. "Another hectic night, i don't know how you deal with us." She said.

Shinya stifled his laughter. "I don't even know myself half the time, some days the drop from this roof seems appealing."

"Don't say that!" She grinned, lightly hitting him on the shoulder. "Anyway, i didn't know you were into stargazing."

Shinya switched his gaze from the sky to Ryuko's golden eyes. "I'm not really. I just think they look nice." He said. The sudden eye contact made him freeze for a second but he soon brushed it off with a chuckle.

"I only know the name of the star Anakuro bought."

"I don't think i want to know."

"You definitely don't, its extremely bizarre."

"Sometimes i wonder if we're the only sane people here" Shinya smirked

"Would it be so bad if we were?" The girl flashed him a sly grin.

The two laughed, once again meeting eachothers gaze. However this time neither teen made an effort to look away, instead sitting in a comfortable silence under the night sky.

Out of nowhere it was Shinya that broke the silence. "Do you want to get something to eat?"

"Now?"

"Sure, i know a good café thats open at this time."

"I guess Torino would be more pressed over tonights numerous fires than us sneaking out." Ryuko laughed as Shinya stood up, brushing the dust off his lap.

"Let's get going then." He replied, reaching out his hand to help her up, she accepted the assistance with a playful look in her eyes.

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2nd May 2100
Cupids 'r' us
~[00 : 39]~

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(Group Participants)
- Nemuri Kayama
- Anakuro Hirooki
- Hizashi Yamada
- Shota Aizawa
- Yu Takeyama
- Tsunagu Hakamata
- Mitsuki Kirameku
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Nemuri Kayama: How did it go? Did the kiss?

Anakuro Hirooki: They left campus an hour ago but they definitely will kiss.

Yu Takeyama: We're great at this.

Hizashi Yamada: It was so cute how they were just staring longingly into eachothers eyes!

Tsunagu Hakamata: You and Shota do it all the time and let me tell you. It gets annoying after the 106th time~

Anakuro Hirooki: its after the 23rd for me.

Nemuri Kayama: I guess its different for everyone.

Shota Aizawa: Instead of ripping on my relationship with Hizashi shouldn't you be stalking Ryuko?

Mitsuki Kirameku: They still aren't back. We're bordering the Sinful amount of alone time if you know what i mean (≖ ͜ʖ≖)

Shota Aizawa: Considering those two are the only sane ones here, i doubt they'd do the devils tango off campus.

Anakuro Hirooki: tHe dEviLs tAngO

Tsunagu Hakamata: We should matchmake more often, we obviously have a talent.

Shota Aizawa: Why am i even in this?

Mitsuki Kirameku: Because you and Hizashi are the residential sappy lovebirds.

Nemuri Kayama: Who should we get together next? Rei and Enji?

Yu Takeyama: What about Anakuro and Satan?

Hizashi Yamada: OTP!

Shota Aizawa: Im going to sleep.

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