Welcome to todays part of Simping Over Fictional Anime Boys. Today we have everybodys husband, even yours: Levi Ackerman. (am i the only one that can hear this?)
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Also known as:
• Nemuri Kayama, Queen of KO's
• Strange Facts ft Tensei and Nemuri
• Fuck Level Three
• whatislovebabydonthurtme

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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Yagi Toshinori: The fight looks suspiciously normal at the moment. I dont trust it–

Tsunagu Hakamata: I was expecting more fire. This is pathetic

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Dishonoring our name as Class 1-Arson.

Nemuri Kayama: Can you guys shut up for two seconds? Im working on it.

Anakuro Hirooki: Nemuri be quiet, im trying to watch your fight with Tensei

Ryuko Tatsumi: .....wAiT

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Shota Aizawa: Nemuri what the fuck is this?

Tomoko Shiretoko: This is the work of Aliens. Theres no other explanation

Nishi Wisteria: Aliens don't exist

Nemuri Kayama: Yes they do. Ive been kidnapped by them before. Hizashi, tell them.

Kan Sekijiro: I swear this has happened before–

Hizashi Yamada: wHat iS haPpEniNg?

Tensei Iida: Nemuri you KNOW those weren't aliens.

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Mirai Sasaki: I did not see this coming-

Keigo Takami: This is definitely weird right? We can see you both fighting right now

Shinya Kamihara: please tell me you didn't sneak your phones out with you. Please please

Tensei Iida: We snuck our phones out with us.

Rumi Usagiyama: but WHY

Nemuri Kayama: Your insane if you think im not livestreaming the fight of the century.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: ITS ON LIVE TV ANYWAY, KAYAMA

Tensei Iida: Yeah but we're getting a first person view. Its a once in a life time opportunity. You plebs wouldn't understand.

Enji Todoroki: You are both so fucking stupid it hurts my fucking head. Fuck me.

Tsunagu Hakamata: THREE FUCKS? THREE? YOUR STUPIDITY LANDED HIM ON FUCK LEVEL THREE?

Shota Aizawa: Don't call them stupid like you wouldn't do the same.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: How are you even typing, no how are you even using your phones in BatTLe?

Nemuri Kayama: Speech to Text. Im saying all of this out loud. Listen

Nemuri Kayama: a jellyfish's mouth is also its anus

Shota Aizawa: I did not need to hear you YELL that and then read it again seconds after.

Yu Takeyama: I wish i was blind again

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I could've lived a full 80 years without knowing this fact and still die happy. But now i want to strap myself onto the wing of a plane.

Tensei Iida: Your all acting like we just told you about the the tiny bugs that live on your face to eat dead skin.

Enji Todoroki: ...

Hizashi Yamada: ....

Anakuro Hirooki: GOOD FUCKING JOB TENSEI.

Yagi Toshinori: Enji just combusted AgAiN and burnt half my fringe aGaIn.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I already know Class B are watching your shitty livestream Kayama. We can all hear them cackling.

Hizashi Yamada: I CAN FEEL THEM CRAWLING ON ME. TODOROKI PLEASE LIGHT ME ON FIRE TOO.

Yagi Toshinori: I just got a message from Tsukauchi saying 'im pissing myself this is the greatest thing thats ever happened. None of the teachers suspect a thing.'

Nemuri Kayama: Thats a good thing. Can someone knock Zashi out tho, im worried he might give himself an aneurysm.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Shota i see you looking up how to knock someone out nicely. I don't think thats possible~~

Keigo Takami: just kiss him

Yu Takeyama: w o a h .

Shota Aizawa: I can knock you out.

Keigo Takami: Only if its with a kiss

Tensei Iida: This fight is already going well. We have 20.7k viewers on our livestream; gave Hizashi and Enji mental breakdowns and we caused a fire. I think its time to finish this.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Please rewind to when you mentioned setting a fire because the only fire here is Todoroki

Nemuri Kayama: Check behind my seat :))

Shinya Kamihara: WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO SET THIS AND WHY CAN'T I PAT IT OUT?

Tensei Iida: The more you pat it the bigger it'll get.

Nishi Wisteria: I really wish you told us that before half the class tried to stamp it oUt-

Rumi Usagiyama: Everyone wave at the teachers. They're totally glaring at us, especially Torino :)

Nemuri Kayama: Tensei im not going to hold back okie. I hope you can hold your breath~

Tsunagu Hakamata: That sounds so bad out of context, im crying. This is a disaster

Mirai Sasaki: Kayama please don't do this-

Yagi Toshinori: MIRAI WHAT DID YOU SEE.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Uhh Kayama. Why is your little pink cloud of death coming closer–

Nemuri Kayama: I wouldn't inhale if i were you =)

Shota Aizawa: Fucking fLeE

Rumi Usagiyama: I know this is a bad situation but the way Torino just whipped out a gas mask like he predicted this makes me fold.

Keigo Takami: i can't hold it, its too funnyyuy

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Keigo and Rumi just wheezed into unconsciousness–

Ryuko Tatsumi: Todoroki i can see you shaking. If your about to laugh i may as well inhale right here right now.

Enji Todoroki: Fucking do it this is the funniest thing I've ever witnessed.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: We lost them both. But seeing everyone in the audience slowly pass out is something im glad is on camera.

Anakuro Hirooki: its taking everything i have not to breathe but i want to watch the end of this fight. Make it quick.

Tensei Iida |ᴺᵒᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ ˡᵒᵘᵈ| : Nemuri ive grown up with you. Your insane to think i haven't adapted to this situation.

Nemuri Kayama: didn't doubt that for a second, which is why i came prepared.

Tensei Iida: Wait don't-

Nemuri Kayama: WHAT IS LOVE~~

Tensei Iida |ᵒᵘᵗ ˡᵒᵘᵈ| : Baby don't hurt me, GOD DAMMIT-

Yu Takeyama: I refuse to believe thats how you won. Tensei please.

Anakuro Hirooki: That was beautiful. I can inhale happily now.

Nemuri Kayama: Tensei im offended you passed out flipping me off.

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I found this while researching future ships and i started cackling

Like GrapeAcid 2.0 sent me to another plain of existence. N o M i n e t a .