I totally flopped on my maths Exam. *cue danganronpa execution music*
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Also known as:
• I just read some angst
• now I've forgotten how to be funny
• was i ever funny in the first place
• This got dark
• still listening to the oi oi oi
• oi oi oi away the pain
• im so sorry you had to read that

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

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24th October 2099
I wasn't lying when i said we're speeding
~[09 : 33]~

Enji Todoroki: And what the fuck would this be?

Yagi Toshinori: Swear. 500¥ for the jar sir.

Keigo Takami: I still think thats WAY too much

Enji Todoroki: What the fuck? Why would i give my money to a stupid fucking jar

Rumi Usagiyama: 1000¥ for the jar

Yu Takeyama: Just stop talking

Enji Todoroki: Why the fück is there a swear jar here now?

Tashiro Toyomitsu: The German excuse won't work, 500¥ for the jar

Tsunagu Hakamata: Your literally talking to the man we base off fuck levels

Ryuko Tatsumi: We caught that Tsu. 500¥ for the jar

Anakuro Hirooki: I want to shove the jar up someones ass :)

Tomoko Shiretoko: Does that count

Kan Sekijiro: Just tax her anyway. 500¥ for the jar

Rumi Usagiyama: This Jar holds so much power. You can actually put someone in debt with it

Tashiro Toyomitsu: How?

Rumi Usagiyama: Hizashi is annoying

Shota Aizawa: What the fuck did you just say? Your stupid fucking mouth needs to be washed out with fucking soap, you dirty ass hoe. Are you fucking blind. Have you got shit for brains? Do i need to end your pathetic excuse for a life? I have never craved murder more. Your death means one less Hizashi hater on the earth, i will gladly smudge my hands. Zashi, you are not annoying and i fucking love you

Ryuko Tatsumi: I'm not counting that up

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: 3500¥ for the jar

Emi Fukukado: Thats alot of money...

Rumi Usagiyama: Hizashi i do love you. Come here so i can give you a hug

Tensei Iida: Whats the point of this gosh darn jar anywho?

Anakuro Hirooki: Family friendly chapter?

Shinya Kamihara: This conversation has been anything but family friendly...

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: We're trying to train Todoroki not to swear so much by putting him in crippling debt!

Nemuri Kayama: As practice. Lets have a normal conversation, no swearing

Oboro Shirakumo: I have a nice bonding question. Whats two words that should never go together?

Kan Sekijiro: Thats a strange question

Shota Aizawa: Hizashi cried

Yu Takeyama: Go fawn over him somewhere else please. You make me want to cuss you out.

Tensei Iida: Modest Nemuri ;)

Nemuri Kayama: I am very modest sir.

Nemuri Kayama: Ok i get it you can stop laughing now

Nemuri Kayama: STOP ROLLING ON THE FLOOR SHOTA

Emi Fukukado: I have one: Shota Smiled

Keigo Takami: Ill do you one better. Enji laughed

Ryuko Tatsumi: Enji Giggled.

Yagi Toshinori: That... That will haunt me for the rEst of my life

Tomoko Shiretoko: I can hear it, gross.

Shota Aizawa: I want to rip my ears off and feed them to a dog

Tashiro Toyomitsu: I think Todoroki is vibrating in anger..

Enji Todoroki: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Anakuro Hirooki: 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: crawling in my skin) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit

Tashiro Toyomitsu: You are both the bane of my existence

Yagi Toshinori: 6000¥ for the jar Enji

Ryuko Tatsumi: 1000¥ Anakuro.

Enji Todoroki: No fuck off. I hate your teeth

Yagi Toshinori: Ok that just got personal. Whats wrong with my teeth you sea bass? My teeth shine brighter than the fucking sun.

Kan Sekijiro: 500¥ for the jar

Yu Takeyama: I think we need a bigger jar

Enji Todoroki: I have never expressed how much i want to push you down a flight of stairs. This can be applied to all of you. But Toshinori, i want to chain you to a lightning rod and stick it on top of Mount Fuji. Your hair is annoying, i hate it. I hate you. Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit. What you going to fucking do about that huh?

Yagi Toshinori: We're going to tax you. Tell me how debt tastes

Keigo Takami: 7000¥ for the jar

Anakuro Hirooki: Can someone just rip out his tongue before he goes millions in debt

Mirai Sasaki: Considering tue fact he is parading around the dorm cussing about 70 times a minute. I think he's too far gone

Ryuko Tatsumi: At least if we ripped his tongue out he wouldn't be ablet to laugh hs ugly deformed Martian laugh.

Yu Takeyama: He can be the "Silent hero:___________"

Yagi Toshinori: Think of the peace and quiet

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Can you please all stop considering it. We aren't actually making him pay for all this right? He's easily thousands in the red..

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: No. One day he will pay me back for all this. Then I'll be so rich i won't even have to do hero work.

Oboro Shirakumo: I have some duct tape, we can shut him up that way

Tsunagu Hakamata: K i n k y ~

Shota Aizawa: I swear to fucking God. Please watch as i toss your ugly fucking jeans out the window

Tsunagu Hakamata: You wouldn't dare shithead

Tomoko Shiretoko: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FAMILY FRIENDLY CHAPTER

Shinya Kamihara: Please use some of that duct tape on the 4th wall–

Hizashi Yamada: I think everyones cussing for the crack now

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Don't worry I'm counting.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Great now Anakuro has joined in the Profanity Parade

Nemuri Kayama: Lets just march around campus yelling curse words at the top of our lungs

Tensei Iida: Y e s. What could go wrong?

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Tashiro Toyomitsu: A months detention for the whole class

Emi Fukukado: Ouch

Rumi Usagiyama: It was fun though huh?

Enji Todoroki: Fuck yes

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: 87291004¥ for the jar

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Sorry if this chapter wasn't as good, angst makes emo.

Next Chapter -------> Halloween Misfortune

Someone asked if any of the characters watched anime so enjoy~

Tensei likes to watch science animes like Dr. Stone. He doesn't understand a word of it but he still enjoys it

Rumi definitely watches kimitsu no yaiba. She even bought a katana to practice all the breathing types. It was confiscated immediately.

Enji watches anything with good fight scenes. His favorite would probably be fire force, he secretly tries to copy Shinra and all the other pyrotechnics.

Nemuri watches romance with Yu. They watch these soppy romantic stuffs and laugh at how they are nothing like that.

Shota makes Hizashi watch lowkey scary anime with him. The promised Neverland, Danganronpa. Hizashi hated Danganronpa whereas Shota loved it so much he watched it again on his own~

The whole class watched hunter x hunter and cried at the chimera ant arc. All of them cried, even Enji. Torino thought someone important died.

The sextet of chaos have their own anime nights. They watch a different episode of a different anime each day. They all pick wildly different things‐