~Edit by Me~

Remember when i did this shit? Anyway todays her birthday so you better wish her a happy birthday or i will break all your bones alphabetically :))

I also published a oneshot recently about Shigaraki and a karaoke bar, its literally pure crack to be honest. Have fun with that if you want.

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Also Known as:
• Return of the Mothers
• Plot twist.
• Shota is a memer

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugou

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30th July 2100
God of Festivities
~[18 : 33]~

Tsunagu Hakamata: Its time.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Because thats not ominous at all.

Mirai Sasaki: Its time for bed? Because yes it is.

Tsunagu Hakamata: No dumbass, its time for our summer escapades season 2.

Anakuro Hirooki: Its 6:30 and I'm in a onesie. Summer can wait til tomorrow.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Why are you wearing a onesie in the middle of summer?

Anakuro Hirooki: I don't have to explain myself to you.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Summer starts now. We're going to a corn maze, hurry up or we'll be late.

Ryuko Tatsuma: A bit sudden there.

Oboro Shirakumo: Aren't corn mazes a Halloween thing?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Probably idk.

Yu Takeyama: That means we're going to get murdered there.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Probably idk.

Shota Aizawa: Ill go on the off chance i get murdered.

Hizashi Yamada: Ill go so he doesn't kill himself.

Rei Shirogane: How will we get there?

Tsunagu Hakamata: 𝒲𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝒽𝓊𝓃

Kan Sekijiro: wALk?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Yep and if anyone tries to get out of it i will tell Torino about the hole in the wall behind the broken Nezu statue.

Nemuri Kayama: You wouldn't

Hizashi Yamada: He would

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At the Maze. . .

Enji Todoroki: This is literally the shadiest fucking place I've ever seen.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Did anyone tell Torino we were going out at least?

Yu Takeyama: No cos we're not even meant to be out at this time.

Tensei Iida: Im 80% sure the owners here are cannibals. Just saying.

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Its rude to assume things like that about people, im sure he was just eating a bacon sandwich.

Ryuko Tatsuma: I don't know that meat looked very suspicious.

Hizashi Yamada: I already hate this, i feel like this is a horror movie.

Nemuri Kayama: This is a horror movie Zashi. We watched a horror movie about a maze the other night remember. It was impossible to leave it.

Hizashi Yamada: Im either going to puke or going home.

Rumi Usagiyama: C'mon Hizashi, this will be fun! And if anyone tries to kill you I'll hunt them down and crush them between my thighs.

Hizashi Yamada: i suddenly feel much safer.

Yagi Toshinori: Ok i think we should stick together. Aand we've already been split up up.

Keigo Takami: HoW? We literally just walked in.

Nemuri Kayama: Yo this is turning out exactly like that horror movie. Where is everyone.

Emi Fukukado: I don't think that helps. All i see is cOrn

Tsunagu Hakamata: Wow same

Yu Takeyama: Its almost like we're in a corn maze, huh.

Tomoko Shiretoko: I love the Halloween vibes they have here. The man with a chainsaw? So realistic!

Tsunagu Hakamata: Oh you poor sweet summer child. The leaflet said nothing about that.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Haha funny joke.

Nemuri Kayama: F in the chat bois

Tensei Iida: f

Yu Takeyama: f

Enji Todoroki: f

Tomoko Shiretoko: I don't know what your on Todoroki. I can see you and that means this chainsaw guy can too.

Yagi Toshinori: HA

Shinya Kamihara: Wait who's with who? Im with Ryuko and thats it.

Tsunagu Hakamata: ooo first name basis~

Oboro Shirakumo: Im with Kuro, im the safest here.

Hizashi Yamada: Im with Sho so i think im the safest honestly

Keigo Takami: Damn hes right

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Who's with who?

- Shota and Hizashi
- Oboro and Anakuro
- Yagi and Inko
- Mirai and Emi
- Keigo and Rumi
- Rei and Enji
- Ryuko and Shinya
- Mitsuki and Tsunagu
- Tensei, Nemuri and Yu
- Kazumi and Tashiro
- Tomoko and Kan

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Anakuro Hirooki: These pairs are very suspiciously put together. I see through your shit, maze.

Yu Takeyama: Is this fucking magical maze shipping us???

Tensei Iida: WHY AM I THE ONLY THIRD WHEEL?

Inko Raimura: I already have a boyfriend though, no offense Yagi (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ

Yagi Toshinori: None taken-

Enji Todoroki: HA sucks to suck Shittynori

Rei Shirogane: Enji

Enji Todoroki: sorry

Yu Takeyama: WE FOUND A LEASH FOR THE DOG

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Please never leave us Shirogane-

Tomoko Shiretoko: I think your forgetting the fact we're about to get murdered with a chainsaw.

Nemuri Kayama: Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Tensei Iida: Im sure he will

Yu Takeyama: Somehow im the 3rd wheel now?

Shota Aizawa: Nemuri istg

Keigo Takami: You know you fucked up when Aizawa memes.

Nemuri Kayama: Ill see myself out then.

Enji Todoroki: Where are you Shittynori? Rei wants to see Inko.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Rude, lets go fabulously blow things up Tsunagu.

Yagi Toshinori: Im by the corn Enji, like everyone else iS.

Anakuro Hirooki: Y'all wimp ass wet blankets. Lets bounce, kumo. I brought a weed wacker for this exact reason.

Oboro Shirakumo: You will never not surprise me kuro-

Hizashi Yamada: Great now theres no way to tell the weed wacker from the chainsaw. We're going to die.

Mirai Sasaki: *you're going to die. Me and Emi made it out a while ago.

Emi Fukukado: thank the lord for Foresight.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Kazumi and I have been eating our way out. Have fun being hungry and lost.

Ryuko Tatsuma: Have fun being hospitalized? I think eating raw corn is bad for your immune system..

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Anything to get out of the damn dorms.

Enji Todoroki: FUCKING CHRIST ON A CROSS

Yagi Toshinori: Is he dead? Can you confirm Rei?

Rei Shirogane: no Toshinori. Sorry.

Anakuro Hirooki: I almost beheaded him with my weed wacker lmao

Oboro Shirakumo: He screamed, im sure you all heard.

Yu Takeyama: Ofc we heard his shrill cries. Hes the only person i know that screams like a donkey being thrown into a blender in autotune.

Enji Todoroki: Fuck Yu.

Yagi Toshinori: You were probably trying to be clever with words but you just made it sound like something on your to do list.

Nemuri Kayama: Back the fuck off. Thats my girlfriend you disfigured looking bear, if you were anymore inbred you'd be a fucking sandwich.

Keigo Takami: Tone it down ma'am, i can hear your angry typing from this side of the corn.

Tomoko Shiretoko: Once again. You're forgetting the mUrderEr.

Mirai Sasaki: You're still alive? Respect.

Tomoko Shiretoko: I didn't ask for your input oh wise one.

Shota Aizawa:

Hizashi Yamada: Please stop arguing. Every time Sho memes three years off my life gets cut off.

Tsunagu Hakamata: rip

Rumi Usagiyama: Wait. Am i on crack or are we all back together again.

Shinya Kamihara: Damn

Tsunagu Hakamata: Enjoying a romantic stroll were we?

Ryuko Tatsuma: Yes actually.

Tomoko Shiretoko: THERE WAS A MURDERER

Nemuri Kayama: Speak of the devil...

Hizashi Yamada: Stop referring to the murderer as if he was a close family friend. It makes me sad.

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Back at the dorms...
~[03 : 48]~

Rumi Usagiyama: What a riveting plot twist said nobody at all.

Oboro Shirakumo: I thought it was quite surprising-

Yu Takeyama: We honestly should've know from the way we were all split up in the maze.

Yagi Toshinori: I don't think anyone would've come up with the idea it was actually a dating show..

Tomoko Shiretoko: Who would've guessed the host was actually dressed up as a chainsaw man. Not me, i almost stabbed him with a switch blade

Anakuro Hirooki: I would've totally sued them if they didn't give us that shit ton of money we all blew in a matter of hours.

Nemuri Kayama: I bought one of those little toddler cars, im riding it off a cliff later on. Anyone is free to join.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Did you know itbwas a secret dating show Tsunagu?

Tsunagu Hakamata: Honestly had no clue. I thought that was obvious from how jumpy i was in the maze~

Mitsuki Kirameku: Its true. You screamed like a baby on meth when a piece of corn fell on you.

Yagi Toshinori: You have something in common with Enji then.,,

Enji Todoroki: That was so fucking embarrassing.

Ryuko Tatsuma: You don't get to say it was embarrassing when you literally set the whole maze on fire on live TV.

Enji Todoroki: The host shouldn't have come near me then.

Rei Shirogane: He was trying to shake your hand for being a good sport. Now they're mazeless. Tsk.

Yu Takeyama: You don't thin Torino watches 'Love in the Corn' right?

Tensei Iida: Honestly wouldn't put it past him-

Keigo Takami: Its best to just expect he'll shove thorns up our noses.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Ha.

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Im sorry this chapter is so incredibly unfunny. I have a pounding headache but i wanted to get this out on Mina's birthday.

There won't be a chapter tomorrow, its meant to be 29°c which is extremely hot for where i live- So ill be living my lovely life in the sun, getting sunburnt and shit. FuN.

Also Mina nation! I made some edits for our babies birthday, enjoy~

Ok im going to sleep before my brain leaks out my ears :)))