Try it. I dare you
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Also known as:
• Tensei Iida has Ego
• Anakuro Hirooki is a Joke
• Enji Todoroki is Pretty Pissed

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~~A wild name guide~~
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Nishioka Wisteria - My oc
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot
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Tuesday 26th May
Arson. Thats it. Thats the name
- 11:05 -

Rumi Usagiyama: That was exhilarating

Nemuri Kayama: You know nothing of exhilarating unless you barely passed.

Tensei Iida: How did you manage to come dead last Nemuri. I know your you but still.

Nemuri Kayama: Well after running on my own, i saw Hizashi and Shota HOLDING HANDS. I passed out lmao.

Tsunagu Hakamata: They were wHaT?

Shota Aizawa: what?

Hizashi Yamada: what??

Ryuko Tatsumi: So thats why you were "coincidentally" tied in 13th.

Shota Aizawa: Well if Hizashi wasn't being such a troublesome goddamn elbow and crossed the finsh line first, we could've finished in a better place

Hizashi Yamada: But you deserved to cross first sho!

Shota Aizawa: you did all the work you gorgeous shit bird.

Kan Sekijiro: are you insulting him or complimenting him?

Yu Takeyama: They argue like an old married couple

Tomoko Shiretoko: Ya thats cute and all but WHO TAUGHT SHOTA TO CUSS LIKE THAT?!

Enji Todoroki: Stop looking at me like that, you bunch of freaky fuck waffles

Yagi Toshinori: YOU USE THE SAME FORMAT AS EACHOTHER

Tsunagu Hakamata: i see so its: adjective --> curse word --> noun. Is this the secret insult formula legends speak of.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: i assure you, no legends speak of this.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Shut up you abominable shit goblin

Anakuro Hirooki: IT WORKS

Nishi Wisteria: Yeah, I'm stopping this right now.

Keigo Takami: Booo

Emi Fukukado: Lets talk about that race instead ;)

Tensei Iida: Yes, let us do that.

Enji Todoroki: How about we fucking don't?

Rumi Usagiyama: Ok 4th place.

Enji Todoroki: Keep talking if you dislike your left pinky, 5th place.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Why are you all so insistent on starting arguments before we go outside?

Rumi Usagiyama: Can it, 19th.

Tsunagu Hakamata: ouch. Imagine being referred to as 41st place, i could never.

Nemuri Kayama: Listen up you unfashionable fucking telephone pole-

Nishi Wisteria: I thought i told everyone to drop that.

Tensei Iida: Come on my fellow classmates. A d d r e s s m e .

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Careful Tensei your ego is growing bigger than Tsunagu's.

Shinya Kamihara: come on Kazumi. Thats impossible.

Nemuri Kayama: Nothing can compare to it.

Tsunagu Hakamata: If your trying to insult me it won't work. It takes alot to have an ego as big as mine and honestly its big enough to be used as a weapon.

Nemuri Kayama: thatswhatshesaid

Shota Aizawa: how about we DoN't do that right now.

Anakuro Hirooki: Just because i came 40th doesn't mean i didn't achieve anything. I think i now hold the record of putting the most students out of action.

Kan Sekijiro: Those poor general studies kids will never be the same you monster.

Yu Takeyama: The biggest joke of the year was you being a pacifist when your actually borderline psychotic, kuro.

Mirai Sasaki: Yes, Hirooki, please never become a teacher.

Anakuro Hirooki: I'd be a great teacher wdym

Ryuko Tatsumi: D e l u s i o n

Anakuro Hirooki:

Anakuro Hirooki: Now im going to be a teacher just to spite you all.

Shota Aizawa: Sure you are. You'd probably end up bullying the children

Emi Fukukado: Yeah but Kuro is more two faced than a fucking coin. Thats what scares even me.

Anakuro Hirooki: Why did you all suddenly start ripping on me?? Todoroki is right there

Enji Todoroki: Fuck off

Shinya Kamihara: What do you think the next game will be?

Nemuri Kayama: I hope its something like king of the hill. Some people need a beating atm. T e n s e i.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: If your all finished insulting eachother, our break is over. Time to leave

Ryuko Tatsumi: Don't trip this time Tensei

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Back to the writing parts. Does anyone have ideas for the second event or should i just go with king of the hill ¿?