I know everyone hated sds season 3 but i think it was just a piece of abstract art. Some of the scenes had me wheezing into Australia. Also Ban.
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Also known as:
• Gives me legend of zelda mm vibes
• The beginning of disaster
• Anakuro didn't find what she was looking for
• Have some Erasermic

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~~A wild name guide~~

• Oboro Shirakumo - Loud Cloud
• Nemuri Kayama - Midnight
• Tensei Iida - Ingenium
• Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye
• Tsunagu Hakamata - Best Jeanist 
• Shota Aizawa - Eraserhead
• Emi Fukukado - Ms Joke
• Anakuro Hirooki - Thirteen
• Ryuko Tatsumi - Ryukyu
• Tashiro Toyomitsu - FatGum
• Hizashi Yamada - Present mic
• Yagi Toshinori - All might
• Enji Todoroki - Endeavour
• Rumi Usagiyama - Miruko
• Keigo Takami - Hawks
• Yu Takeyama - Mt Lady
• Kan Sekijiro - Vlad King
• Tomoko Shiretoko - Ragdoll
• Kazumi Tsuchinoko - Uwabami
• Shinya Kamihara - Edgeshot

• Inko Raimura - Inko Midoriya
• Rei Shirogane - Rei Todoroki
• Mitsuki Kirameku - Mitsuki Bakugou

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Tuesday 4th August 2099
~ Family Outing ~
18 : 21

Tsunagu Hakamata created group 'Family Outing'

Tsunagu Hakamata added Shota Aizawa, Tensei Iida and 21 others

Tsunagu Hakamata: Your all going to the beach tomorrow. Ok? Ok thank you for your co-operation

Mitsuki Kirameku: Think your supposed to ask but fucking pop off i guess

Enji Todoroki: Who the fuck even are you

Mitsuki Kirameku: None of your fucking business shit head

Rei Shirogane: I hate it here

Yagi Toshinori: Why is the female version of Enji here. Why do we deserve this

Tsunagu Hakamata: We're going to the beach together. Family outing~

Keigo Takami: Sounds fun but sounds can be deceiving.

Oboro Shirakumo: It could be good for us tho. Torino made us spend the first half of summer break planting trees to make up for the fore we definitely didn't set.

Inko Raimura: I heard about that, im glad everyone is ok! ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง

Yagi Toshinori: The sun doesn't even compare

Anakuro Hirooki: Ok but on a completely unrelated note. Has anyone seen the new guidance counselor

Mitsuki Kirameku: The mutt?

Hizashi Yamada: I don't wanna be mean but im pretty sure he has rabies

Shota Aizawa: I accidentally said i wanted to die in front of him and he turned me upside down and shook me.

Nemuri Kayama: I REMEMBER THAT. ALL YOUR MONEY FELL OUT AND I STOLE IT. HAHA

Kan Sekijiro: He's nice under all the growling..

Ryuko Tatsumi: If we steal a rabies shot from Recovery Girl and use it on him do you think he'd be more chill.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Im down to test that any day.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Any day but tomorrow pls

~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~
ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴀʟ
Four hours to the boat ride.
~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~♡~

Mirai Sasaki: Hi my names Oboro Shirakumo, i like long walks on the beach but im afraid of sand. Hit me up.

Oboro Shirakumo: rUdE

Mitsuki Kirameku: So what the fuck are we doing today

Rei Shirogane: She didn't mean to come off that aggressive, shes actually really happy to be here.

Tsunagu Hakamata: You can go wherever you want just make sure your at the docks by 3. I booked us a fancy boat ride.

Inko Raimura: Who paid for this (๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣

Tsunagu Hakamata: Enji did, now he's in crippling debt~~

Enji Todoroki: ThatS finE, thanK you fOr booKing it.

Yagi Toshinori: Hes on his best behavior for Rei. Don't be surprised if he explodes again.

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Last time he held his anger in he caused a huge forest fire

Rei Shirogane: That was actually you?

Mitsuki Kirameku: Thats fucking great. I heard a rare species of bird went extinct hahaha

Tensei Iida: At least show a smidgen of empathy. We almost died

Inko Raimura: Im glad you all survived
Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

Yagi Toshinori: Your so nice Inko, we don't deserve you

Shota Aizawa: If we're allowed to do anything, me and Zashi are going on a date. No your not allowed to come Nemuri.

Tensei Iida: Looks like we're a quartet now. I'm going to drown in the ocean now.

Rei Shirogane: I can't even tell if your serious.

Yu Takeyama: Ill go get some food for us then. Nemuri i trust you won't set a fire while im gone

Nemuri Kayama: Only cos you asked.

Anakuro Hirooki: Who wants to explore the dunes with me n Ryuko. We can try find drugs

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Please don't

Mirai Sasaki: Im going to sleep, wake me up at 3.

Emi Fukukado: You ask us to wake you up but when we do you try and feed us our own toe nails.

Mirai Sasaki: Yes

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ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ɢᴏɴᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ
3.5 hours to the boat ride
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Anakuro Hirooki: This is disgusting, i wanted to find drugs not this

Shota Aizawa: Piss off then

Ryuko Tatsumi: We're sitting down just because you said that

Yu Takeyama: I thought you and Hizashi were on a 🌸🧚‍♀️💕Date🌺🦋✨

Hizashi Yamada: We are. Or we were–

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Then why is Shittykuro there? Weren't you drug hunting

Anakuro Hirooki: We are drug hunting, Hizashi and Shita ruined tho. My Christian eyes will never recover

Shota Aizawa: Why don't i rip out your so called Christian eyes and wash them in the ocean. Ive heard salt is great in wounds

Inko Raimura: Whats going on (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Yagi Toshinori: We were drug hunting and we came across them having some romantic picnic, it reminded us how single we were

Anakuro Hirooki: THEY WERE ABOUT TO KISS

Rumi Usagiyama: Why were you of all people drug hunting, Toshi

Yagi Toshinori: Someone needs to stop them inhaling everything. Don't act like they wouldn't

Mitsuki Kirameku: I can totally picture snorting five different types of drug

Yagi Toshinori: Ok then i want you to take that picture, fry it on a barbecue, eat it and then shit it out into the ocean

Yu Takeyama: E A T I N G .

Shota Aizawa: Can you all leave now? The only viable answer is yes, all others will result in your slow painful death by getting shredded by a boat propeller

Ryuko Tatsumi: We'll be on our way now. However, we will be taking that picnic basket~

Shota Aizawa: GIVE IT BACK

Rei Shirogane: I didn't know there was a live reading of Macbeth today?

Keigo Takami: Thats just Hizashi using his quirk. I see we're on act 4 today–

Inko Raimura: Anyway, Hows your date with Todoroki going Reichan
(❁´▽'❁)*✲ﾟ*

Rei Shirogane: It was going well~.

Oboro Shirakumo: "was" What has the lovely Enji done now?

Rei Shirogane: I don't think it was his fault

Tsunagu Hakamata: I take full responsibility for this. I know nobody will believe me but spilling icecream on him was an accident

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Yeah nobody believes that

Enji Todoroki: I temporarily dislike you mildly, Hakamata

Mitsuki Kirameku: He's saying Fuck you.

Tsunagu Hakamata: Gathered that ~

Rei Shirogane: Id honestly prefer if you were just yourself, Enji

Nemuri Kayama: I would not reccomend his true self. 1/10. It blew up after i sneezed in its general direction

Enji Todoroki: You deserved to be stuffed in the washing machine, don't cry about it.

Nemuri Kayama: You revealed that fact on your own

Enji Todoroki: Theres a whole ocean here, its unlikely your body would be discovered. Remember that.

Rei Shirogane: You really are like Mitsuki.

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴏᴡɴɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴏʙᴏʀᴏ ꜱʜɪʀᴀᴋᴜᴍᴏ
3 hours to the boat ride
~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~☆~

Tensei Iida: Can anyone else see that drowning idiot

Nemuri Kayama: Yeah, the way hes flailing around as he sinks is mortifying to watch.

Mitsuki Kirameku: Someone needs to tell him, his blue hair sucks

Hizashi Yamada: Wait. Blue hair?

Nemuri Kayama: OH MY GOD THATS OUR IDIOT. HOLD ON KUMO I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU

Tashiro Toyomitsu: It shouldn't matter of if he's ours. A drowning person is a drowning person and we're training to be heros–

Mitsuki Kirameku: Im not, support course doesn't care.

Inko Raimura: Neither does general studies but i care Shirakumo
｡:.ﾟヽ(´∀'｡)ﾉﾟ.:｡+ﾟ

Tashiro Toyomitsu: Scratch that. It should be basic human empathy.

Shota Aizawa: I don't even care that its Shirakumo. If he dies he dies.

Tomoko Shiretoko: He probably died in another universe and you were probably distraught beyond all belief.

Shota Aizawa: And im probably dead in an alternate universe. We don't always get what we want now, do we.

Tensei Iida: NEMURI YOU CAN'T SWIM EITHER

Yu Takeyama: She can't swim?!!? It would tremendously suck if she died right now. We haven't gotten married yet–

Enji Todoroki: Get this soppy shit off my phone

Anakuro Hirooki: This isn't soppy. You don't know soppy until you've seen Hizashi's messages with Shota.

Ryuko Tatsumi: Oh wow Anakuro is drowning now

Shinya Kamihara: Just let them.

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴏꜰ ɪɴᴋᴏ ʀᴀɪᴍᴜʀᴀ
2 hours until the boat ride
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Inko Raimura: Someone just ran over my sand castle (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)ﾟ

Yagi Toshinori: Who? I just want to talk

Inko Raimura: Oh theres no need for that, Toshinori  ⪿ ◠﹏◠ ⫀

Mitsuki Kirameku: Inko do the thing i taught you.

Rei Shirogane: Please don't do the thing

Inko Raimura: Oh this thing?

Inko Raimura: I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced hoe. Welcome to hell, population: you. Never run over my sandcastle again you cold blooded, reptile looking ass bitch.

(A.N: I love copypastas too much)

Inko Raimura: Did i do it right
_へ__(‾◡◝ )>

Yagi Toshinori: Mitsuki. Your a monster.

Rei Shirogane: She's too busy howling, don't worry Toshinori I'll be sure to waterboard her in the rockpools for you.

Anakuro Hirooki: I just got a text from Tenko, he asked me to apologize to the pretty green girl for running over her sandcastle

Inko Raimura: Tell him i said its fine, and he can join me in making a new one if he wants! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

Ryuko Tatsumi: Please don't ignore the fact she added that last sentence herself. I use that paragraph all the time on my parents, i should know.

Kan Sekijiro: Don't want anymore information about that.

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ ᴅᴀꜱʜ
3 minutes to the boat ride
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Yu Takeyama: WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE

Emi Fukukado: Its literally not even my fault Mirai tried to choke me with a live crab...

Mirai Sasaki: Shouldn't have woken me up then

Emi Fukukado: 1. YOU ASKED ME TO AND 2. ITS LITERALLY 3PM YOU OLD ASS MAN

Tsunagu Hakamata: Just keep running, we can make it.

Nemuri Kayama: About that...

Yu Takeyama: I knew you were missing, what have you done

Hizashi Yamada: We got lost, i think we're near the docks. We have Mitsuki and Inko with us too so don't worry.

Rei Shirogane: Please don't let Mitsuki kill anyone and don't let Inko make friends with sketchy old men

Inko Raimura: They just needed somebody to talk to Reichan (〃⌒∇⌒)

Kazumi Tsuchinoko: Aaand we made it just in the nick of time.

Yagi Toshinori: Thank god so did we, where abouts are you? We're near all the fishing nets‐

Tsunagu Hakamata: Why would there be fishing nets on a–

Mitsuki Kirameku: We're on the wrong fucking boat and it just left to sea.

Shinya Kamihara: Our boat just left too...

Ryuko Tatsumi: This is definitely bad right?

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Next time on the life of class 1-Arson: The Boats

This chapter is 2000 words long, so Congratulations if you read all the way to this little note thing.

Inko is in general studies; Rei is in the hero course; and Mitsuki is in support. I hope you like how i presented their characters, they're all really fun to write so don't be surprised if they show up more often~